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▶Latest >Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real >"Anonymous" makes up fake Russian order to excuse torture videos >Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it" >Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4 >Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days >Russian troops advance towards New York >Ukrainian war crimes: litter.catbox.moe/7wvlrd.mp4 - files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4 >Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days >Referendum to join Russia will be held in LPR, almost fully liberated >Ukrainian Congress endorses Muslim invasion of Christian regions by Azerbaijan >Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor >The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative >Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th >Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded >Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories >Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us" >Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired >Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol >Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers >Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles >Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
▶/chug/ Thai user's translations! >First POW video released by LNR. >He speaks surzhyk and uses A LOT of expletives (and I mean a lot, like in every phrase), so I've omitted them where they seemed to just be used as filler words. files.catbox.moe/kgd0pn.mp4 >Second POW video released by LNR. files.catbox.moe/9xtqx2.mp4 >Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos. files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4 >An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion. This is very much a provincial TV prop piece, but I think it's interesting anyway. files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4 >Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa. files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4
>FIRST US TANK DESTROYED IN UKRAINE US TANK DESTROYED IN UKRAINE FIRST US TANK DESTROYED IN UKRAINE US TANK DESTROYED IN UKRAINE >FIRST US TANK DESTROYED IN UKRAINE US TANK DESTROYED IN UKRAINE FIRST US TANK DESTROYED IN UKRAINE US TANK DESTROYED IN UKRAINE
Still a Merkava and definitely not in Ukraine, it's one of the first image results you get when you image search for "destroyed Merkava" you literal nigger.
>They're really upset about something. Probably that their stockpile of anthrax spores went up in flames yesterday. They may be resilient little bastards as spores but no carbon-based life can overcome the cleansing power of the purifying flame.
They quite literally lost one very deadly, very effective means of bioterrorism overnight.
I'm a complete and utter fontlet and designlet, so if someone can spruce this up with some /chug/ imagery that'd be great. Maybe a Putin monkey meme and a buhanka-chan somewhere.
That's cute bro. Hope you two get together soon. Now for another matter. In case she's in the thread: Anastasia, you cunt, you were supposed to teach me Russian, fuck aren't you replying on telegram anymore.
Chek’d And really, Russia has known and grown in suffering for hundreds of years. Do this metropolitan twits really think “but you’ll slightly suffer too!” would work considering they’ll suffer more?
Levi Wilson
I liked it just the way it is, same as you user
Gavin Wilson
filtering mutts was the best decision i ever made
Elijah Davis
>russia still not using their best tanks what are they planning...
Amons, after eye stab video, I legit can't function, all day I've just been hardcore wishing that Ukraine gets leveled by nukes and everyone else is next because they support them, anons, wtf do I do? I legit can't do anything but hate Ukraine and everyone supporting them right now. I haven't done shit all day, wtf is this, Putin, pls nukes
Machine TL: From bad - to fuck that Lyusya Arestovich. They took part in the "offensive" on the city of Kh. - judging by the organization of the process, the scoop did not go anywhere.
IN FACT - MOKSH has sharply reduced activity on the right bank in the last three days, it has stupidly become less. X3, what is the reason for this - but our smart people at the headquarters decided that the little witches were exhausted and ran.
A hodgepodge was hastily organized, a la Manstein's mobile groups, and with all this biomass, under Arestovich's plentiful bullshit about the counteroffensive, we nevertheless set out on a campaign.
So far, this was the most senseless gesture we have seen in this war - a quiet creep across the steppe with prizhalki to rare landings and a hasty "evacuation" - PATAMUSHTA APTA.
And after the "rooks" arrived, the pace of evacuation accelerated.
And not to say that there are many losses - but there is a feeling of complete chaos. We have a strong feeling that this "raiding operation" is purely such a reprimand for Zeli in front of the "allies", political show-offs.
But in reality, if Moksha had taken this outing a little more seriously, there would have been meat.
Hudson Stewart
Goodnight fren What anonymous document? QRD? Also Anonymous is just a front for the CIA unironically, and you should treat it as such Yes, lots of dough for a high quality loaf
It's all interconnected. Better than Germany or Italy, but still.
Kayden Hernandez
>countryball Reddit
Aiden Barnes
BMPT is a hoax
Jordan White
Slovenian user is turning me into a coomer it's so fucking over
Joseph Green
2 days left until what
Wyatt Robinson
rules are there for a reason user. If she was using her being a femoid on the internet she must show tits. If not, then she is just an user like everyone else.
If you dont ask for tits you have no way of rooting the attention seeking roastie. Tits or GTFO is in a way forcing them to fully commit to their narcicism or stop.
Chase Mitchell
>BELLINCUNT CONFIRMS >RUSSIAN (((DISSIDENT))) PREDICTS >UKRANIAN INTELLIGENCE CLAIM >PUBLIC SENTIMENT SUGGESTS >MULTIPLE REPORTS FROM BOTH SIDES >UNNAMED SOURCES CITED >ACCORDING TO UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS >CITING UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS >A SOURCE FAMILIAR WITH RUSSIAN THINKING >US INTELLIGENCE REVEALS >UK INTELLIGENCE CONFIRMS >NEXTA SAYS >REUTERS SAYS >/K/ TOLD ME >US OFFICIALS SAY >PENTAGON SAYS >DOD BELIEVES >GENERAL MILLEY CONFIRMS >FBI AGREES >DIPLOMATS SURMISE >EU PROMISES >CNN BELIEVES >MSNBC HAS FOUND >PFIZER PROMISES >MODERNA GUARANTEES >STUDIES SHOW >EXPERTS SAY >UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS >BASED ON RELIABLE SIMULATIONS >A SOURCE FROM UKRAINE
>either that or they're giving them out and not telling the operators how they're used almost guaranteed, that or "here's the manual..oh fuck bring that shit over here!"
They're sold to sandnigger governments for £80,000.
Isaac Long
Get your mind off it. Go score a blowjob and get a coffee Everything will be ok
Ayden Moore
I approve of this.
Anthony Adams
The shock will pass, the hate will stay
Justin Brooks
2ch(dot)hk
Adrian Smith
Its more likely he was pissing his pants in terror and panic fired it, hence the autistic screeching.
Gavin Davis
>third world shitters fantasizing about killing first world chads Lmao Never happen
William Morris
The end of the world as we know it.
Juan Cox
They need more tanks to invade Moscow, Vladivostok and St. Petersburg.
The ghost of Kiev has killed over 983929323029823932 billion Russians on the front lines and Wali, the Canadian sniper, kills 500-900 soldiers per minute with an old WWI rifle. On the other hand, the entire Russian naval fleet has been destroyed by the USS GEORGE FLOYD and the USS TRAVIS SCOTT, both of which were gifts from Biden given to Zelensky. Today afternoon the Ukrainian navy will receive the USS WILL SMITH.
According to CNN and Reddit Moscow will fall tomorrow afternoon and Putin will be killed by an army of trans-AfroAmerican mercenaries and Russia will have the first transgender female president.
From april on all new gazprom contracts must be paid with roubles. However, old contracts have not yet expired and are confidential. It will take a bit longer before this starts happening. By the way, the Russian central bank is sanctioned, so it is not easy to buy roubles. Furthermore, it is likely governments will force their countries to buy from other soruces instead.
Josiah Lopez
>According to wikipedia, 5m oh huh I thought 25m from some infographic I found from ARCUS .co
Given that Russia has a historical pattern of being put through the wringer multiple times, they can probably survive off of exhaust fumes and sunlight. They have an indefinite shelf life.
Gabriel Gonzalez
@369858229 I didn't have that one thanks
Logan Wilson
za sho?
Angel Perez
Understandable. I mailed Wagner from a throwaway address sending the vid and asking for blood. Hopefully I ended up using an actual real one.
I'd spread it as far and wide as possible user Make other people hate Ukraine :)
Lincoln Hughes
I'm not a military guy, so help me out here.
If you're winning a war, you're inside the enemy's borders, right? 1941, Germany was winning against USSR, then 1944, Germany was losing against USSR.
If Ukraine is winning, why no territorial gains?
Liam Johnson
We WILL LIBERATE CANADA JUST LIKE RUSSIANS LIBERATED UKRAINE. YOU WILL BE FREE FROM THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF TRUDEAU GLOBOHOMO GOVERNMENT AND DIVERSITY INFILTRATORS ACROSS N AMERICA. DAY OF THE RAKE.
Short version, military advisor Arestovich was pushing the narrative that RF is on its last legs. There was less russian activity on the right coast (of Dnepr I suppose) and their military command decided to try a counter offensive. They gathered a ragtag group and moved out. Then they were struck by artillery and fighter jets. There weren't a lot of loses, but they ran in total chaos, and that's how it ended. There was a strong feeling that the whole thing happened just so Zelensky could get political points.
Take it as you will, personally I don't believe any of these kinds of posts from both sides.
she wasn't she posted hand to proof white skin few days ago, we saw it was a girl's hand, me and rusbro got hard at the tought of ccp shill gf, she ran away, every time I mention she's a girl she runs away why even live
John Howard
If we want to shitter-shatter world communications, we can just use anti-sat weapons to kickstart Kessler syndrome, This would be an extremely retarded thing to do, but then again Rogozin is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
Ian Ortiz
henlo putin? yes, banan line >I'll wait yes >okay thanks yeah hypersonic this drug-addled retard roastic >fuck yeah thanks send kino
Just rake your country (your bank account might get frozen in the process) and all will be fine.
Christian Thomas
I will never forget how retarded UK and US intelligence exposed themselves to be in this war. Actual joke. Russia runs out of missiles they use the next day But why would you give in user? Its meant for the shills!
snow nigger here, based, please send the bombs Putin. Z
Luis Reyes
At 20x the price? Russia has the west in a catch 22 Checkmate by the russian chess masters
Lincoln Anderson
>sunlight not necessary; I have a theory that russians are some sort of fungus. They survive off of decaying matter in the dark and cold, and then emerge every decade or so and create spores.
Russia has a section in contract which allows it to exit with compensation which is worth it. They can take a credit 20% Good luck with looking for replacment then.
Jack Miller
Z We should use it here. PLAN Z. Once retards in DC are sidelined and we have our true president back, WE WILL LIBERATE CANADA.
Yeah I seriously doubt it. Not the first time Ukrops are faking docs. They've been doing it since Maidan
Samuel Morales
baZed
Joshua Gray
Did you get this from Kyiv Independent?
Camden Hill
NLAWs can be fired from inside buildings
Connor Gonzalez
>much resistance from the canadians Resistance to them invading LA?!? Do i have to reming you the US just lost a plane and the crew in Norway even tho not being a war?
Hudson Stewart
>Leon Panetta says on CNN that Biden’s gaffe in Europe about regime change came about because Biden is Irish, and his instinct to internalize human suffering may have overwhelmed him to the point where he was not careful about what he said. Biden needs more discipline Panetta says
Julian Bell
kek, this is either the greatest bait or the most retarded post I ever saw
There are approximately 500K+ chinese PLA infiltrators stationed in leafland, plus 200K+ or so other assorted foreign hostiles, including ISIS tier middle eastern mutts. We will need filtration camps. We WILL NEED LIBERATION. DAY OF THE RAKE.
no joke romabro, mental diet is a real thing, and I don't give two shits if I'm a fag for not wanting to see wanton real-world harm against people, but I don't. so do what I do and get tampermonkey then 4chanX and add this list to your image md5 filters
pastebin.com/7LxbZHtb >just updated it right now for you there's a reason even drone pilots, youtube censors, and facebook mods get PTSD, shit's no fucking joke to watch over and over
Hey fellow /chug/ger! Committed any war crimes today?
William Morris
>you can only buy oil with ruble >it is currently very difficult to get ruble >europe will probably pay any (and very high) price to get this oil or get even more fucked trying to get it elsewhere This is basically twisting the knife if the blade came from a swinging axe.
>I have a theory that russians are some sort of fungus. They survive off of decaying matter in the dark and cold, and then emerge every decade or so and create spores. pic
>no more dreams in memes >they're real Turns out 40K was real, orks are real, but they have a slavic accent instead of a british one.
>WTF is that picture ? The mad ramblings of a schizo. It's also correct.
Let me tell ya what boyo, if this shit was happening in the Balkans, no country would be as cucked as the Russians are being. It'd be a fucking free-for-all bloodbath. I ain't even Russian and it makes me wanna genocide hohols.
Josiah Smith
>mutts aren't retarded
Carson Perez
who do you even target with this kind of flimsy shilling?
Luke Richardson
It wants to move past and out of the killzone before it tries to turn and engage. Infantry will likely be in cover somewhere nearby.
Nolan Taylor
That's a T-90
Jace White
/wm
David Richardson
I heard a lot of reports of Javelins failing to disable T-72's. It's funny to see these supposed wunderwaffe unable to destroy old Soviet equipment
Gavin Wood
this is their level of insult kek its something i expect more from Any Forums bantz
Wyatt Ross
The Ukranian army is in shambles They can't even counter attack as they have no air support Why do you think ziolensky is crying about wanting jets and a no fly zone?
only a mutt could be this retarded, do you work for the Federal Reserve by any chance?
Lincoln Cruz
>no malta :(
Elijah Scott
Hol' up... so Ukraine definitely "isn't committing war crimes" and "the Russians are making it all up" and the proof of this is a totally legitimate document no doubt published by Ukrainian sources probably "intercepted" from a Russian soldier that explicitly say "yeah we need to make up lies" hmm... that certainly sounds legit to me, at least as legit as the "intercepted text messages and phone calls" of Russians saying "yeah we're totally committing war crimes over here" hmm...
>played orks in wh40k >support orks in real life I'm so proud of my consistency over the years
Matthew Jackson
Z on vehicles should have been painted in red for speed
Evan Jackson
On the downside - fuck that Arestovitch bitch. We've been a part of "attack" on city X and by the looks of things the sovietards didn't go anywhere
Regarding the facts, the orcs have reduced their activity on the right side. Don't know the reasoning behind this, but our smartasses decided that the enemy are out of gunpowder and they are retreating
Fast as fact mobile groups aka Manstein groups were organized and the whole biomass started the advance, while Arestovitch was spewing his shit.
So far this counterattach hasn't made any sense, very small advancement and FAST EVAC BECAUSE ARTLILLERY.
After SU-25 came around, FAST EVAC became even faster
Can't say we suffered many losses, but full chaos is present. We firmly believe that this counterattack is pure show from Zelenskij, so he has something to report to his `allies`.
In reality if orcs were any wiser, we would be dead.
