Gun to your head: would you rather suck a dick or go fight in ukraine?

it says "a dick" so i'm assuming yes.

go to ukraine.
shoot up my platoon of redditors.

You cant threaten me with a good time

Unsurprising how it always comes down to sucking a dick when it involves the jews. But rabbi says they must suck it. And so...

Can it be my own dick?

Both at the same time

>Id fight for--
>not dropping into ukraine to kill indiscriminately
Not gonna make it.

This is a very jewish reply.

Which side and is the cock aesthetic?

Is the gunman the prospective sucklee?

I support Russias goals here.

>gun to your head

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yes but its bidens and he cant cum anymore so u gotta keep going for hours

Suck this flaccid boy, dick cheese and all.

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fighting against russia, not aesthetic

Not my problem
>takes ur gun and shoots you in the knee and runs off

Go to Ukraine massacre my squad and escape first chance I get. Then i guess take it from there I’m not sucking no dick fuck that gay shit

Basted in she-smegma and benis pilled

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I'll take the bullet.

If not, try and grab their nuts while getting under their legs and pulling them with your heels. If they're heavier, do the same while going for the gun.
Smart and fast people ain't gay so you'll probably get out of it. Show me one gay person that's not a spacey retard.

If it was a nice cock, I would suck it and then go fight ruskies, just like my gramps. Without the cock sucking, I think

Damn thats a nice answer

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I'll go fight in the ukraine. For Russia.