/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1192

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>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts
>UA intelligence claim Russian tank regiment commander killed himself ‘after finding out 90% of tanks held in reserve were unusable'
>Missiles hit fuel depot in Lviv
>Russians will likely make important progress in seizing the city of Mariupol in coming days - ISW
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)
>UA forces sink alligator class landing ship at anchor in Berdyansk, 2 other ships damaged
>UA forces repelled RU attempts to advance on Brovary from northeast & encircle Chernihiv
>Russia moving to phase of protracted bombardment of cities due to failure of initial campaign to encircle & seize major cities - ISW
>Ukrainian forces conducted successful localized counterattacks northwest of Kyiv
>Russian missile hits closed shopping mall in capital, killing 8. Site being used to store military vehicles.
>Ukrainian forces in Mariupol refuse Russian offer to surrender
>Andrey Paliy, Deputy Commander of the Black Sea Fleet, killed by UA forces in Mariupol
>Commander of the Russian 8th Combined Army, Lt General Andrey Mordvichev KIA

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Therefore in chariot fighting, when ten or more of your chariots have been taken, your enemies should be rewarded with more. Our own flags will be replaced, and our chariots mingled and used in conjunction with theirs. The captured equipment will be kindly treated and kept.

Sun Tzu chapter 2.17 (Russian localization)


This is called, using the lost ally to augment foe's own strength.

Sun Tzu chapter 2.18 (Russian localization)


In war, then, let your great object be lengthy campaigns, not victory.

Sun Tzu chapter 2.19 (Russian localization)

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z

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somebody else bake next pls

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The Russians just kidnapped Jussie Smollet.

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DO NOT TALK TO VPNIGGERS

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can ya'll at least update the daily battlefield assessment the march 27 one came out

What's Russia's plan to move all their equipment to Donbas?

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my man's looking tired

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What are your expectations for the month of April?
Any sight for an end?

No demilitarization will be a Russian failure, end of further imperial plans will be a Russian failure, slow fall under Chinese influence will be a Russian failure, letting Ukraine join the EU will be a Russian failure (EU is planning to become a military pact in the future which means guarantee of safety that Ukraine wanted).
What could be Russian victories? Well none for the people but the government will stay in power, they won't be tried for their war crimes, there's a slight chance of lifting some of the embargo (though Europe is determined to become energetically independent from them by 2023) and they will probably still de facto control Crimea and Donbas and Luhansk. Now what's the gain/loss balance for this?

This is their official propaganda TV right?
>If you only knew how bad things really are

Sadimir putein and Moscow bob announces total victory against NATO/NAZIUSA/GERMANS in Ukraine.
More at 19:00!

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Digits and he takes power, restore Tsardom, and deport all Churkas.

Hold the line boys

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Hell yeah.

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Good evening /uhg/

Slava Ukraïni

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Putain will keep sending his boys into the meat grinder I presume.

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Based Russian Art of Sun Tzu

Thoughts on Russia droping nukie on Ukraine?

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Everybody who takes part in uhg threads has got to be the most brainwashed mentally cucked glownigger infested retards I've ever seen. The average gypsy has more braincells to rub together than the posters in this thread. Nothing but propaganda and glowniggers throughout these threads.


Z

Literally this.

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Ukranians took back Irpin. Mariupol is a shitshow, but Kadyrov coming there means it's probably close to falling, he wouldn't go to a dangerous place, he went there for publicity once it falls. Russians have been claiming for days they took Izyum, but they didnt't. Also, they're shipping LNR conscripts to the Sumy region while moving professional troops to Donbass. Kherson nothing changed there, Krivoy Rog direction also no changes.
>a fucking Serb calling someone a brainwashed gypsy
Fuck off, you literal asshole of Europe.

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We will drop 50 gorillion nukies and a dookie as a cherry on top in response.

I read that somewhere as plain text verbatim. So either
> this is fake and someone dubbed it over; or
> this is real and I read the recap somewhere.

Can someone confirm this is real and from official tv?

>russian cums in the ocean
>serbs:

when russians shit, serbs eat

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I would like to remind everyone that all we ever wanted was to grow our wheat and sugar beets in peace.

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Can't see logical reason for that, but they are far beyond logic at this point

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Between being one of the very few donbas OGs to somehow escape getting FSBd, and now doomposting first on his telegram then on russian state TV as well, i sometimes still wonder how the fuck is he still alive

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moscow falls

Meant *subbed over* obviously

>you must be brainwashed
>serbian
kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=streda8W5u0
the subs are accurate

>Okechukwu
Are whites too expensive to hire to shill?

It would be absolutely retarded. But then again so was attacking in the first place.

modern mines are two part
so it’s not very dangerous
the igniter isn’t present, or at least as far as i can see

Sad bro, hopefully Russian biomass will fertilize the beets while the dust settles down.

He who exercises no forethought but makes light of his opponents is sure to be victorious swiftly.

Sun Tzu, The Art of War - chapter 9.41 The Army on the March (Russian localization)

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Go invade Kosovo for God's sake
I'm tired of seeing only russian army losing

I think the world got upset at the constant political corruption exports.

do any you have a source for the RF MoD stating the taking of Kiev is a military objective?

One source just one

He's the only one with half a brain in donbassers, and he was just a tsarist adventurer there. Givi and Motorola were dumb as brick churkas and got what they deserved. Strelkov will get plutoniumed, probably. I don't think even a smart man can avoid that.

Yes Russia is indeed winning. Latest in is no de-nazification and Ukraine can join the EU lmfao. All these sanctions, all this equipment, all those men. And you get a defunct Donetsk and Lugansk at best HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

I watched whole video.
Its real translation and Strelkov co-speaker made Igor mad.
At 15:53 mark strelkov clerly said word "nigger"
osnmedia.ru/video/kak-razvivaetsya-spetsoperatsiya-na-ukraine/

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digits and I cancel your digits

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well, they already wiping Marioupol from the face of earth, might as well drop the big one.

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One must claim victory over your enemy before the war is actually won, so the humiliation after your own defeat is as great as possible. Pu nahui.

Sun Tzu, cooking minute rice in 58 seconds (Russian localization)

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>they took it down\
we're reaching copium levels that should not be possible

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>twitter.com/YourAnonNews/status/1508424057770889222?cxt=HHwWjMCy4Yjs_-4pAAAA
The seal is completely fucked and signature seems sketchy, idk how real.
The only place where I found a similar signature is some janky SRP forum:
>forum.majestic-rp.ru/threads/isk-661.365070/

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Russian propaganda is brainwashing me to laugh at Russia

Look at the cope

Yeah
Also his new posts 4plebs.org/pol/search/text/cvg biden pol

Go from
>sanctions
to
>Great ̶ ̶C̶h̶i̶n̶a̶ B̶e̶r̶l̶i̶n̶ Civilization wall

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If Kherson taken within a week first one with good numbers gets a tomboy gf

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>And you get a defunct Donetsk and Lugansk at best HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Good user, this is called acceptance. Putin will get all 6 of his demands

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Strelkov is mostly anti-putin commie, so dont official

thats ukie footage kekw

vatniks do false flag on their own territory in order to declare war and go full mobilization

Congratulations user, Your wish has been granted.
Also Kherson to be liberated soon!

>another way, another torture of POWs filmed and uploaded
Are Ukrainians alright? Do they not care about what could happen to Ukrainian POWs as a retaliation?

it’s probably fake
but the videos suspiciousy came out in the same time

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Holy shit, I missed so much by skipping these generals. The shill war is at another level.

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OK

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Uncharted territory.
I think they may do it, depending on how loyal the people around Putin are.
Using nukes is a big taboo, it would also go against Russian doctrine and would be more or less the prelude to the apocalypse.
I would not put it past the americans first striking Russia after that, after doing a quick call with the Chinese to avoid misunderstandings.

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>Strelkov is mostly anti-putin commie, so dont official

The absolute state of the Russians when their literal Commies are being the voice of reason

Didnt even notice
Holly shit lmao. I am 100% sure it was correct link btw because i copied it from strelkov telegram

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so they get troops in 6 months? how can they afford sanctions for 6 months

I'm rooting 4 u user

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Is it GRAD?

>they got blowjob that early too
That is a weird and very scarcely practiced Jewish "tradition" and luckily it counts as child abuse in most civilized parts of the world.
Circumcision should fall under human right to bodily integrity, the """studies"" claiming it's beneficial from the (((American))) APA have been disproven easily but are still just left to be a thinly veiled justification.
Beyond that even cases of Phimosis should be considered medial malfeasance if the circumcision wasn't completely, utterly necessary.
Burn victims have tight skin, they are treated with steroid creams to promote mitosis of skin cells and allow growth of skin to occur.
youtube.com/watch?v=FCuy163srRc

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Strelkov has so far been completely correct about everything he said. Also, as far as I understand, he's a monarchist.

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Here are the next action steps:
>Collapse the West
>With no survivors

>Strelkov
>commie
He's literaly a Tsarist LARPer

btw, opinion on this interview?
youtube.com/watch?v=hf6K6pjK_Yw
2020

kys

Yeah that is a BM-21 grad.

Ukraine is not in NATO, also, this will be the end of mankind.

people participating in that are usually incapable of planning more than a day into the future
most of them were probably criminals before the war

max seddon on Twitter
New details on Ukraine's ceasefire talks with Russia:

– Ukraine has to give up on Nato but will be free to join the EU
– Russia is no longer demanding "denazification"
– "demilitarization" and Russian language are not part of the possible deal either

Also mentions Zelenskyy and Monkin will settle Donbas.

Sounds like a big L for Russia if this goes through.

its corpse

He is a monarchist who hates Chechens

Can somebody source me up with audio?

They deserve it.

>oбязaнocти
Should have нн (2)
You mean they will no longer be executed on the spot?

Feels like the only sane place here. I am such a zen motherfucker why Any Forums wants me to be upset about anything? Even dropping historical truth bombs isn't as fun as it seems.

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Sacrifices must be made in pursuit of banan

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>Kadyrov coming there
is not established fact
>close to falling
2 more weeks
>Russians have been claiming for days they took Izyum, but they didnt't
count me surprised

What will fall first?

Mariupol or Kherson?

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AHAHAHA this nigga eats ass

May your tomboy gf find you well, good luck Ukiebro.

Ivan, after russia left "world council" (20 minutes before being kicked out by vote bw) geneva convention no longer applies to your soldiers.

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kek

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Such as?

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I think I know why /chug/ might actually be a shill op
they only stick to the "acceptable" side of right-wing thought. They cannot espouse anti-semitism or white nationalism because that is completely prohibited in russia. So instead they only stick narrowly to "globohomo" and anti-faggot shit
any other Any Forums thread would be building infographics linking jewish billionares to NATO/Ukraine, instead they just bitch about fag parades

based zelensky demanding safety for the nazis

lol Are you really that fucking stupid? Rooskies are already killing children, raping women (and dogs). Fucking stupid nigger.

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looks like Sim City kek

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Reminder:
>Ukraine gets real-time intel from NATO / US / UK
>Russia equipment is trash
>Ukraine will retake Kherson within the next 6 days
vatnigs think, "It can't get worse."
It can. It will.

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inshallah kherson will be liberated

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Twitter is not good for sauce

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Ground on which we can not be saved as we have approached it, is favorable ground.

Sun Tzu, The Art of War - chapter 11.10 The Nine Situations (Russian localization)

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would mobilization really require 6 months?
1 month top
also, those sanctions aren't really hitting that hard

Soldiers when in desperate straits lose the sense of fear. Accordingly, one should make one's own soldiers as desperate as possible, by withholding food, rest, and fuel. If there is no place of refuge, they will desert. If they are in hostile country, they will show a stubborn front, or likely an even more stubborn retreat. If there is no help for it, they will fight hard. But if there is help for it, they will abstain.

Sun Tzu Chapter 11:24 (Russian localization)

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Let me guess - he says Ukraine did MH-17 and not his merry little band of international criminals.

Full mobilization is not possible in Russia. They have to fully mobilize their citizenry to keep the economy going at this point or people will begin starving.

Imagine killing your own citizen in east Ukraine and when your brethren attack from all sides you pull surprised Pikachu face

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>>Ukraine will retake Kherson within the next 6 days

Inshallah

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files.catbox.moe/h0j2b7.mp4

Anyone able to translate this video? Apparently it's people from the Donbas saying they're being forced to fight?

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Sadly i have no thoughts about it because i find journalist (Dmitriy Gordon) repulsive, he looks like Voldemort

I prefer nevzorov predictions anyway
youtu.be/OutvYSl_TLc

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imagine thinking like this like people in UHG are so insanely delusional that you are grasping for this schizophrenic pattern recognition bullshit that you cannot even see reality. This thread is full of nothing but delusional transgenders and glowniggers its amazing how bad pol is now...


Z

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did you whore mother drop you on your head during nato bombing?

Is this you?
>picrelated

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hes not even a commie in the first place
hes a russian nationalist imperialist/tsarist