I literally took a shit on my bed and RUSSIA can do NOTHING about it!!!!!!!!

Bring back Pearlman posting, it was so goddam funny

Yes, I too consume excessive amounts of beer before sleep

More people need to have the bravery to shit their own bed in protest of Putin.

Atleast not a streetshitter pajeet

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>Yo Russia, I sharted my bedsheets this morning. How do you like them apples?

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You're right. OPs actually a sheetshitter.

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SPBP

They use to say the hippy movement was taken over by the Mic to prolong the war when you're average American began to turn against it. I dunno I wasn't born, but during the build up to the Iraq war the had events like Vomit for Peace, where women would vomit at public buildings. I was against the War, but shit like that was a big turn off.

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All the posts I see about people accidentally shitting themselves or sharting on reddit is actually fucken disgusting.
> having sex with husband
> fart
> accidentally shit, haha
> we both laughed!
All I can imagine is some fucking wailord US couple that can't control their bowls waddling over to their keyboard to post this fucking shit online. The US, and society really is fucking doomed. And if you even remotely condemn that behavior on reddit, immediate downvotes and comments calling you out lmfao.

>YO LIL VLADDY

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Shes a shit in the streets and a streak in the sheets

I knew a couple that bragged about it "I fucked her so good that she shit the bed" and neither one of them was a fat slob.

The Swiss really are masters at making chocolate

You killed yourself. Shit is deadly