/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1405

Previous: ▶WARNING
Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.

▶Latest
>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes up fake Russian order to excuse torture videos
>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4
>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days
>Russian troops advance towards New York
>Ukrainian war crimes: litter.catbox.moe/7wvlrd.mp4 - files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
>Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days
>Referendum to join Russia will be held in LPR, almost fully liberated
>Ukrainian Congress endorses Muslim invasion of Christian regions by Azerbaijan
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
z.zz.fo/6volM.jpeg

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
files.catbox.moe/wcdy0g.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zt9p8j.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=sOT5iBqJ8T0
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=8sPGFiZ2NNY&t=2s
twitter.com/YourAnonNews/status/1508424057770889222
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacres_of_Poles_in_Volhynia_and_Eastern_Galicia
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh

>Ukranian soldiers abusing, shooting POWs (NEW, Not Comfy)
files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
files.catbox.moe/wcdy0g.mp4 (Shorter, Subtitled)

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
files.catbox.moe/zt9p8j.mp4

>Missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

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Some news from Bannerlords Online mod for M&B 2:

Apparently, there is a Khuzai hobo with pitchfork running around and killing patreon donators. So far he killed 7x115 Mameluke Heavy Cavalry, 9x90 Vlandian Sharpshooters and unknown amount of Imperial Recruits.

He is known as Lotter of Zeonica. Happy hunting and god speed.

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

post some comfy videos
youtube.com/watch?v=sOT5iBqJ8T0

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>"in effect the dosage was so mild that actually it was unable to fully discern what exactly had happened".
Lol, thanks for the update you nigger

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Russia advanced to 140 km depth on all fronts. That is Russian logistical range.

The advance was halted intentionally to consolidate gains and extend supply lines.

Keep in mind that another 140 km in phase 2 is basically game over for Ukraine

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▶WEBM PLUS

▶First /chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm

▶Second /chug/ user's translations!
>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion. This is very much a provincial TV prop piece, but I think it's interesting anyway.
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4

▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
>Chechen special forces captured a Ukrainian goat
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
>Chechen war trophy gets a test ride
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4

>"this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
>"this is right from the Russian Playbook" compilation
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4

cute or funny?

or both?

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Z? Z!

>GuYs bUt pUtiN iS BaSeD hE WiLl SaVe WhItE RaCe
subhumanish subhumanic subhumans TFU on (You)

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None of my family or friends remembered my birthday today.

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CRAWLING SUBSERVIENT WORMS SLITHERING FOR GREY GHOUL GRU SLIME

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAH
>azov
>writes poem
>sad poem
>i have to cope
lmaaoo no fucking way

the state of glows
at least make it believable

>cunnyposting stops
>invasion has stalled.
really makes you think

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Honestly I doubt that, but we'll see before long I guess.

/z/ /comfy/ posting

youtube.com/watch?v=8sPGFiZ2NNY&t=2s

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HEADS UP! CIANIGGERS DOING DAMAGE CONTROL FOR URKS REGARDING TREATMENT OF POW'S ON TWITTER!!!
twitter.com/YourAnonNews/status/1508424057770889222
CHECK REPLIES SHIT IS OBVIOUSLY FAKE BUT LIBSHITS WON'T CARE, GOD DAMN ALL BLOODTHIRSTY LIBERAL HAWKS TO THE COLDEST PITS OF HELL AND ETERNAL DARKNESS

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The Ukrainians slaughtered you like dogs, when you were at your lowest. While your people languished under the German boot, the Ukrainians saw an opportunity to murder the helpless.

They raped your women. They strangled your infants. Over 100,000 Poles were massacred. And the hohol in charge of it all, Bandera, is still revered by them today, and now his ideological descendants are revered as heroes by the world.

Funny, how it seems they're returning to their roots. Even funnier when you realize how many are crossing into your country.

This is the future you chose.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacres_of_Poles_in_Volhynia_and_Eastern_Galicia

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happy birthday fren

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>EXPERTS SAYS (NEW)
>RUSSIAN DISSIDENT PREDICTS
>UKRANIAN INTELLIGENCE CLAIM
>PUBLIC SENTIMENT SUGGESTS
>MULTIPLE REPORTS FROM BOTH SIDES
>UNNAMED SOURCES CITED
>ACCORDING TO UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS
>CITING UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS
>A SOURCE FAMILIAR WITH RUSSIAN THINKING
>US INTELLIGENCE REVEALS
>NEXTA SAYS
>REUTERS SAYS
>/K/ TOLD ME
>US OFFICIALS SAY
>PENTAGON SAYS
>DOD BELIEVES
>GENERAL MILLEY CONFIRMS
>FBI AGREES
>DIPLOMATS SURMISE
>CNN BELIEVES
>MSNBC HAS FOUND
>PFIZER PROMISES
>MODERNA GUARANTEES
>STUDIES SHOW
>UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS
>BASED ON RELIABLE SIMULATIONS
>A SOURCE FROM UKRAINE

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looks shopped

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Happy birthday fren

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