/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1190

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>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts
>UA intelligence claim Russian tank regiment commander killed himself ‘after finding out 90% of tanks held in reserve were unusable'
>Missiles hit fuel depot in Lviv
>Russians will likely make important progress in seizing the city of Mariupol in coming days - ISW
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)
>UA forces sink alligator class landing ship at anchor in Berdyansk, 2 other ships damaged
>UA forces repelled RU attempts to advance on Brovary from northeast & encircle Chernihiv
>Russia moving to phase of protracted bombardment of cities due to failure of initial campaign to encircle & seize major cities - ISW
>Ukrainian forces conducted successful localized counterattacks northwest of Kyiv
>Russian missile hits closed shopping mall in capital, killing 8. Site being used to store military vehicles.
>Ukrainian forces in Mariupol refuse Russian offer to surrender
>Andrey Paliy, Deputy Commander of the Black Sea Fleet, killed by UA forces in Mariupol
>Commander of the Russian 8th Combined Army, Lt General Andrey Mordvichev KIA

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=iZebYm-nenY
youtube.com/watch?v=911cntbvPBU

▶Telegram Channels
rentry.org/telosint

▶INTELLIGENCE
understandingwar.org/publications
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (tracking visually confirmed equipment losses)
twitter.com/Skawtish
twitter.com/Osinttechnical
twitter.com/Militarylandnet

▶/uhg/ OP Template
rentry.org/uhg2022

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youtu.be/j0P-_R9gwaA?t=214
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10660555/Roman-Abramovich-suffered-suspected-POISONING-Ukraine-peace-negotiators.html#comments
twitter.com/RALee85/status/1508501474631897102
twitter.com/bellingcat/status/1508463513013997580?cxt=HHwWmMCyndXkke8pAAAA
youtu.be/vEJDxHl2ZTA
twitter.com/ArmedForcesUkr/status/1508478606233804810
twitter.com/uafreesky/status/1505252385224073223
youtu.be/QzbWYLC6nQ8
youtu.be/kjvokQG7e7I
youtu.be/HJnKdZDgY-Q
youtu.be/zcPGOlVLpGA
youtu.be/dDq42XwKnqY
youtu.be/c1Cjxq5OlEA
youtu.be/cKETiv1HIKQ
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youtu.be/kzzT6MkSq2U
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youtu.be/NMuuLMYJV5o
youtu.be/1I8yIuKJ_Y0
youtu.be/o-jkOKpIqp0
youtu.be/xjWXh9O0FFI
youtu.be/eA34mVebwdA
twitter.com/niktwick/status/1508490884794441728
4plebs.org/pol/search/uid/FBl8cYn2/
4plebs.org/pol/search/tnum/281994557/troll_country/ct/
twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1508456266246631443
t.me/dvish_alive/11275
t.me/c/1409399065/3509
t.me/uniannet/42242
twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1508439750256074755
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accidents_and_incidents_involving_the_V-22_Osprey
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

fpbp

youtu.be/j0P-_R9gwaA?t=214 Can somebody translate?

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Lovely pic to start the bread.

DM headline right now:


Roman Abramovich and two Ukraine peace negotiators 'suffered a suspected POISONING that caused the skin to peel off their faces after attending talks this month': Ex Chelsea boss also 'lost his sight for hours and was hospitalised in Turkey'

Roman Abramovich suffered a suspected poisoning on March 3 after attending peace talks between Ukraine and Russia in Kyiv
Abramovich, another Russian entrepreneur and Ukrainian MP Rustem Umerov all developed symptoms consistent with poisoning by chemical weapons
They all developed symptoms including red eyes and peeling of skin on faces

By Rachael Bunyan For Mailonline

Published: 11:27 EDT, 28 March 2022 | Updated: 13:10 EDT, 28 March 2022

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10660555/Roman-Abramovich-suffered-suspected-POISONING-Ukraine-peace-negotiators.html#comments

remember to ignore memeflags and other kremlinbots

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GULAG SOON
>GULAG SOON
GULAG SOON
>GULAG SOON

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LDPR+ in Mariupol
twitter.com/RALee85/status/1508501474631897102

twitter.com/bellingcat/status/1508463513013997580?cxt=HHwWmMCyndXkke8pAAAA

So Russia is now at the stage of poisoning their own oligarchs. What does this mean going forward?

Digits and they nuke Brussels.

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Oh look the most delusional thread in the entire board
AhahahhahahahahahahA imagine taking the same position of redditors

rolling

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Reminder that Any Forums is and was always a zogbot supporting board.
/sg/ are reddit newfags who don't belong here.
We support our LGBQ+ troops.

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Is is bad I am ok with this

vatniggers getting assblasted

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Wayne Lambright was just murdered live on stream

youtu.be/vEJDxHl2ZTA

"We are 200m away from a school, which is also Azov HQ
We have destroyed a lot of vehicles and artillery
Azov wounded some of our guys"

roll

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digits and a solar flare takes out the entire benelux (exclusively)

kino
twitter.com/ArmedForcesUkr/status/1508478606233804810

ITS HAPPENING

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turretlaunch.exe
Invest in American arms manufacturers, they'll have many Chinese and Indian customers lining up soon

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>butthurt belt flag
opinion discarded

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rolling to trigger article 5

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Who?

We fucked the city up and killed a bunch of civilians because muh Azov.

i support the WHITE MEN

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>tripfag dead
great news

>those highlights

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>putin: gives order to poison the man ruining russia
>russian agents: ok boss, would you like some tea?

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what is it with these subhumans and poisoning people? such a cowardly and pathetic thing to do.

How do I get a cute ukrainian refugee gf? I'm out of shape loser with no prospects but I hate russia, can I get ukrainian waifu? pls I'm lonly

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that is what he says tho

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what opinion? it was a translation

it was never
this one is real

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Americans have the They/Them Army, Russia have the Was/Were Army.

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Probably by accident. Assuming it is true.

the 10th azov hq destroyed today!

this

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no, only normies can

Kek, what did Luxembourg ever do to you? They do like nothing, that's their entire charm..

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oh my god it wasnt real what no way it looked like such a professional job i am shocked

Why would he be poisoned. It seems like the economic oligarchs do not pose a threat to Putin since they have no muscle.

Ukies, how do you say "nigger" in your language?

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Imagine the levels of cope you'd have to be at to shop pics of your own dead soldiers to try and claim it's fake

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Can someone please link me to the shi discord server /chug/ is talking about? I want to get paid for posting on Any Forums. Please im begging you.

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Digits and Putin nukes himself and Beijing.

Every day I spin a wheel to decide which geographic region I'm going to hate and I spun "benelux" today

perse

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It means the Chelsea sossij role crew are about to invade Russia.

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>Lift
>be funny
im serious

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>A Ukrainian army soldier destroyed a tank with a #Stugna-P anti-tank missile system from the Russian occupation terrorist army

An older clip but missed it personally
twitter.com/uafreesky/status/1505252385224073223

Russia's already lost 1/5 of its SU 57s to crashes

Digits and Nuclear strike happens within the week

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>osprey crash
>raptor landing gear failure
Couldn't even get 2 separate stories right.

i have no idea why this offended you so much, but thanks for the (You) i guess.
Legit users would have just accepted that one thing that they posted was fake and moved on.

What's that point of the OP if we're not going to put things like cities getting liberated?

>article was written march 19
>they died march 22

Also DJI and Bayraktar..

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>369815955
it's a meme bro

Wait a few weeks and you can write in "Moscow has fallen!" personally.

>already lost 1/5 of its SU 57s
source: NEXTA

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Hiггep

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ARMOR IS BROKEN
THE COPE GOES UNSPOKEN
THEY EVEN FORGOT VPN

IT IS THAWING SEASON
AND WHAT IS THE REASON
VDV IS SENT ALL ALONE

MY NATIVE PLACE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
IT'S ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL

IT'S MONKE I SPITE
AS I STAND TALL AND FIGHT
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED
THE AZOV BATTALION HOLDS IT'S STEAD

THE ONLY ONES LEFT
WILL DRIVE ALL THE MOSKALS BACK

BATTLEFIELDS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN

PROVING MY IDENTITY
WONDERING HAVE THEY GONE INSANE
CORPSES ALL IN FRONT OF ME
I MUST HOLD MY TOWN IN RAGE
LOOKING UP ABOVE, THIS DEADLY HEIGHT
ANOTHER WAVE ON THEIR DOOMED FLIGHT

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It's ridiculous how utterly superior Bayraktar is to Russian drones

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Neggr

digits and putin dies from prostate cancer within three moths

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if current OP won't make next thread - I'll do it

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interesting footage. didn't know it had pop-up capability.

>pretending to be retarded
based retard

When will the war end?

>F22
It was an Osprey which being honest I would agree are death traps.

Readovka completely gave up on trying to present a believable map - they removed the cope rectangles and blurred everything while showing zero changes in areas controlled.

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Digits and your cinderblock apartment gets blown up

>accidently poisoning yuor own peace negotiators
I dont think its possible
Also I hope Abramovich survives, he is the only one that can lead Russia out of this shithole Putin dragged them into atm.

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>Irpin and Rudnicske retaken by UA army
Is it? Is that confirmed / verified?

хa, пiпaвcя дивepcaнт
в зaпoзичeних cлoвaх нeмa пoдвoєнь

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you are from /k/, right?
Every time when you think that its not possible to be any dumber, some /k/ tard shows up to prove you wrong.

Could be that this pic is about two separated crashes, you know?

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webm version
I love the little detail of vatniggers running like the scared little less-than-humans that they are

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The Russian military can't win wars without nukes or outnumbering the Germans 8 to 1.
>Invasion Themes
NEW: youtu.be/QzbWYLC6nQ8
youtu.be/kjvokQG7e7I
youtu.be/HJnKdZDgY-Q
youtu.be/zcPGOlVLpGA
youtu.be/dDq42XwKnqY
>RS-UKR War Cumpilation
youtu.be/c1Cjxq5OlEA
>Ukrainian Insurgency Themes
RARE: youtu.be/cKETiv1HIKQ
youtu.be/CUR3NzS2mHc
>Tanks ambushed
youtu.be/kzzT6MkSq2U
>World War 3 Mix
youtu.be/RNOBQdKMbl4
>WW4 mix for time-traveling schizos
youtu.be/NMuuLMYJV5o
>Ukrainian band plays don't worry be happy
youtu.be/1I8yIuKJ_Y0
>Ukrainians blow up russian tank
youtu.be/o-jkOKpIqp0
>Drone hits russian armored vehicle
youtu.be/xjWXh9O0FFI
>The Any Forums national anthem
youtu.be/eA34mVebwdA

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\
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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twitter.com/niktwick/status/1508490884794441728

What are they saying

>hohols so desperate they resort to wishing on digits

who is winning

digits and you get shot in the street by a raging incel tomorrow

Russian chugger vs /uhg/

Shut up jew
Here’s a story for you…
“Russia and China give nukes to Iran and it immediately uses them on Israel , US is too weak to respond”
Nice headlines huh lol
Crispy Jews

My shitpost evolved

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Чopнoжипий (ChornoZhopiy) BlackAss
Чopнoмaзий (ChornoMazuy) BlackFace

>youtu.be/j0P-_R9gwaA?t=214
>no visible enemy
>nobody returning fire
>shooting at houses
>civillians in houses
ok

>Russia lost it's cope rectangles
Uhhhh vatnik bros? I'm starting to sweat a little bit

>Jesus, looking at how obstinate this fucker is I'm starting to think he's Putin himself.
It's his style.
Here's his previous shilling
4plebs.org/pol/search/uid/FBl8cYn2/
4plebs.org/pol/search/tnum/281994557/troll_country/ct/

translation here
twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1508456266246631443

Good by me

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>they posted

But you posted it?

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people say I'm funny and I'm currently losing weight maybe I have hope, do ukrainian girls like videogames and anime?

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Based invasion theme user who never gets replies

>Rudniczske village reportedly freed from orcs
t.me/dvish_alive/11275

>Irpin was liberated from Russian fascists. But residents are still asked not to return, as the scum may try to take the city.
t.me/c/1409399065/3509

>The city of Irpin is liberated from Moscow evil spirits
>This was reported by the mayor of the city Alexander Markushin. According to him, the city is now being cleared of deficiencies.
t.me/uniannet/42242

>Irpin has been liberated
twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1508439750256074755

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Thank you.

You mean like your chimp-faced manlet did when he attacked on 2/22/22?
What about those FSB reports of him being into occult shit like shamanism of late?

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>>russian agents: ok boss, would you like some tea?

ha

I think the reason why it usually isn't done is like how in the old days, the mafia putting hits on each other left the civilian family members alone.

Now Putin has made himself such a radioactive thing other leaders will have no choice but to remove him. Stephen Shiu said that Biden's entire speech was scripted and it was not a senile moment, White House just used it as an excuse.

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So why does /chug/ hate soros so much?
He is a legitimate good guy supporting white people in Ukraine.

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rolling

thanks

>Чopнoжипий
I meant Чopнoжoпий

Truth be told they don’t crash that often. People just make a big fuss when they do.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accidents_and_incidents_involving_the_V-22_Osprey

in short
>we were conscripted, we don't want to be here

бля мacлинy пoймaл

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>oh no they've caught onto my snake flag
>time to switch to the other meme flag

>HECKIN GHOST OF KYIV IS GOING TO SAVE THE EUROPEANS

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Please God please God please God

I nuke your mom's butthole

Russia hates Soros, so I love Soros.

Simple as.

>out of shape loser
no
>88
wasted

>He is a legitimate good guy supporting white people in Ukraine.
Doubt, he's cancer behind open society foundation which donated to (((NGOs)))

>>Lift
>>be funny

This, and maybe learn a music instrument.

There was a this fat asian guy in my highschool band class, he wasn't morbidly obese, like, he wasn't as fat as Family Guy, but he was chubs, around Bobby Hill, I always thought of him as "the fat guy", because being a mostly asian girl he was the fattest guy.

One day though, he was playing a beautiful solo piece on his trumpet and all of a sudden I have a bit of a crush on him. And well, he was always a jolly sort.

Girls absolutely dislike Doomers, brooding might be sexy if you are skinny with a cute face, but Doomers who says nothing can be done are Losers.

Some do
>Remember nobody was made to be alone.

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