/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1189

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>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts
>UA intelligence claim Russian tank regiment commander killed himself ‘after finding out 90% of tanks held in reserve were unusable'
>Missiles hit fuel depot in Lviv
>Russians will likely make important progress in seizing the city of Mariupol in coming days - ISW
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)
>UA forces sink alligator class landing ship at anchor in Berdyansk, 2 other ships damaged
>UA forces repelled RU attempts to advance on Brovary from northeast & encircle Chernihiv
>Russia moving to phase of protracted bombardment of cities due to failure of initial campaign to encircle & seize major cities - ISW
>Ukrainian forces conducted successful localized counterattacks northwest of Kyiv
>Russian missile hits closed shopping mall in capital, killing 8. Site being used to store military vehicles.
>Ukrainian forces in Mariupol refuse Russian offer to surrender
>Andrey Paliy, Deputy Commander of the Black Sea Fleet, killed by UA forces in Mariupol
>Commander of the Russian 8th Combined Army, Lt General Andrey Mordvichev KIA

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If you got drafted in this conflict, witch patch would you wear?

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And for the record the USA does make flamethrowers, usually for gardening.

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youtube.com/watch?v=b20BPp6zf8U
Kill all vatniggers
Enjoy life

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MONKE REMINDER

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The war has officially been going on for longer than the Invasion of Poland. Remember when people were comparing it to counter that the Russian progress was slow?

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I say ПAЛЯHИЦЯ
You repeat

ПAЛЯHИЦЯ

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twitter.com/NeilPHauer/status/1508426419273142278

LOL holy shit they're getting desperate.

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/uhg/ bros I don't feel so well

Today I will remind them

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>Pretty sure Iraq would've decked you guys given your current performance

There exists a weird, fucked up timeline where Russia invades Iraq and America helps Iraq.

I thought Ukraine had a very bright future ahead of it. It could have been a success story like Poland if given the chance. This could have also been true with Belarus and Russia if they integrated with more with Europe.

2 more weeks for France lol

My palms are sweaty

*sisters

>Lieutenant General of Russia's Armed Forces.
>Mortality Rate in February - 33%
Only 8% and you will approach trannies russtards

BUT LIKE IT EVENS OUT IF YOU CONSIDER THE UKRAINIANS HAVE NATO GODMODE ON, etc. etc.

There will always be a new cope. There will always be a new justification.

Gotta love this excellent turret launch footage. Gotta be at least 12 meters on this one.

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ahahaha holy fuck
it does once it kicks the vatniggers out. it's gonna get marshall planned by europe

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Delivering kino with Eng subs

Expired Russian MREs
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Poor guy gets to watch his dad and two dogs die in cold blood
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6 dead separatists
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Russian Logic: father of a PoW says he doesn't delve into politics
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Russisches Schwein hit by mortar fire
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Ukrainian soldiers checking out captured russian loot box
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Ukrainian soldiers blowing up armor left by the enemy
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Liberation of Vilhivka by Azov (8 minutes)
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Russian news segment on Ukrainian battle geese developed in a biolab
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An Ukrainian soldier has picked up a phone from a dead russian to call his mother, gf and others via Whatsapp
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> 50 aircrafts over several years is pathetic
Russia had 17 photodocumented aircraft losses over a single month.

"I can not stand"

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kek

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>start war of aggression
>lose
>ragequit and end the world

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>If you got drafted in this conflict, witch patch would you wear?

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we will have it. first we need to resolve this centuries deep conflict. I mean of course it’s fucked my daughter will spend her childhood in post war torn country. but the spirit in people is very powerful

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I WANT MY...
I WANT MY VDV.

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If monke can't have banan, nobody wiill have banan

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youtu.be/EOlkW9WvNYA?t=489
Remember Kremlebots: We have a plan and we're sticking to it!
1. No negotiations, no deadlines, no concessions
2. Delay, destroy, devastate
3. No national infrastructure and industry
4. Russian withdrawal--inability to rebuild country
5. WE WIN!

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What's his fate?

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I'm not so optimistic. I think the country will be loaded with spies from Russia and western-backed intelligence agencies no matter who "wins." It will likely be a dangerous, volatile situation.

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They've lost so many helis near kherson.

I'll be unoriginal and get a House Bolton patch.

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did someone made my pasta into a pic? lmao
I made a pasta about kicking him in the head when I read his piss chugger cope

I love Stinger-chan.

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>What's his fate?
no room in the happening bunker

zog bots, race traitors, golems, sooner or later, you all will be hanging along side your kike masters. have a nice day

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so did they finally open the market?

The R*ssians are expecting a disaster to occur soon.
They're using him as a fall guy

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>still posting
Yeah, totally crazy

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It was well needed. Kudos to the user who made it.
That means he can't be a colonel right?

will flip over when he needs to and keep surviving like a cockroach

> 600000 of battle-hardened CIA-trained nazi radicals
> Russia is underdog that still captured a lot of clay despite being outnumbered

No.

>Expired Russian MREs
Let's get that out onto a tray.

he overplayed his hand like putin

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>filename
oh nononononono

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>it does once it kicks the vatniggers out. it's gonna get marshall planned by europe
the west is heading into a recession which they will surely use to justify not contributing to the reconstruction of ukraine as much as they should

Same fate as that of every human.
No space in the bunkers for you, Luka. They expect one of us in the wreckage.

I don't think the pot has any right to call the kettle black.

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If I were a betting man I'd say he dies still in power and then his gay son takes over and fucks it up and loses power. As is tradition for powerful families.

no you are wrong. there is no way to spies and opsec operations to continue after this.
Also the whole thing russia did here is trying to influence people and convince ukraine is not a country. this is nor a valid pretence after the war

Cia trained gloho homo jewish nazy radicals.

17 is only planes.
Photodocumented helicopter number is 30.

it's too cloudy to see the mountains haji, so here's the mailbox. We made sure it looks just like a Canadian one.
now, i expect a written essay about how this mailbox is actually located in a studio in Siberia and that i am an FSB agent assigned to fuck with you specifically, and i wanted it posted on Any Forums by Friday.
Is that clear haji?

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>zog bots, race traitors, golems, sooner or later, you all will be hanging along side your kike masters. have a nice day

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Who even are these people? Why do they love Russia so much? Do they do it for free?

tell me more about your predictions, vatnik. where do you see yourself in 10 years? be honest. is the future bright for russia?

strelkov blackpill? how am i supposed to go about my day without my daily blackpill

Russia has much more experience than anyone else.
Such as the bombing of Georgia.
And the bombing of Chechenya
And the bombing of Syria.

Do you guys think Putin got bad intelligence on Ukraine encouraging him to invade? Or that he he got good intelligence and ignored it?

>Day 33

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Someone poisoned Roman Abramovich and Ukrainian Peace Negotiators.

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>the west is heading into a recession
The recession was already coming dipshit, thanks to covid.
Thanks for rallying western governments to invest in energy infrastructure though
>no russian oil money past 2027
Feels good man

Tick tock.

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Why does everything russia produces is so cheap?
Their "War Logo" letter Z is so weak compared to nazi swastika
Their propaganda videos are literally regular humans forming that dumb letter Z
Their movids are total garbage thats are laughed at in the west (pic rel)
Their music is unwanted outside of few decent bands that managed to run away (T.a.t.U)

Russia has 150 000 000 people and they cant produce decent content, why's that?

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Question to the russian anons: How will your life change after you the war to hohols? How will it affect those around you?

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The FSB and GRU have been thoroughly undermined by Brits and Americans, so I'd bet on the former.

It's just contrarianism. America is le ebil so therefore Russia must be good.

They can go ahead and root for the side marching into battle under literal hammer & sickle flags, led by the Monke that openly talks of wanting to restore the USSR, all being bankrolled by China commies.

They just don't get to pretend doing so is "based".

this one is a Russian classic

It's sadder that you're Canadian.
I guess you live for the (you)s as you don't have any real friends because you're such a loser.

Both probably.

They gulag the bearer of bad news.

>B cвязи c пpoтивopeчивыми (инoгдa - взaимoиcключaющими) cвeдeниями c фpoнтa - cвoдки ceгoдня нe бyдeт.
Moжнo лишь кoнcтaтиpoвaть, чтo cyщecтвeнных измeнeний зa cyтки нe пpoизoшлo. И их, пo вceй вepoятнocти, нe бyдeт вплoть дo нoвoгo нacтyплeния BC PФ, ecли тaкoвoe гoтoвитcя.
t.me/s/strelkovii

he literally has nothing to say at this point

I think he started buying his own hype and figured if Russia is going to take have Ukraine in this century it had to be now. Meme answer: Tamamo possessed him.

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Alright anons, I need to convince my friend that russians are comitting warcrimes. Could any of you link me to a pasta or the catbox vids?

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SOON TO GULAG
>SOON TO GULAG
SOON TO GULAG
>SOON TO GULAG

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My favorite was using the square miles of territory captured in comparison with the six days war. As if capturing a whole lot nothing means victory because of how much nothing you have

>Ukraine Happening General
aka. globohomo general

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I wasn't in eastern Ukraine but it was retarded of Putin to think that Ukrainians didn't think they had a sovereign nation. It was obvious after spending an hour there that Ukrainians had a high degree of patriotism.
Regardless, I think it is easier for spies to operate in Ukraine due to the cultural similarities. The Russians proved that they were successful infiltrating many western nations.

>y-you don't have any friends!
kindergarten-tier shit bong, i thought you guys were supposed to be good at banter, but i guess it's just a /uhg/ thing

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typical jew-worshipping kremlincucks didn't even have the balls to kill him

sad!

It will be punctured by our Dirlewanger in hell.

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3/28/21
One year ago?

You unironically saved some canadian proof that he is canadian ONE YEAR AGO?

>The recession was already coming dipshit, thanks to covid.
yes, i didn't claim otherwise

dude's fucked, kinda feel bad for him, putin is probably sperging out to launch the invasion but he knows that his head will go on the pike as soon as he does that

>Do you guys think Putin got bad intelligence on Ukraine encouraging him to invade?
Several days ago authorities reported conducting a search in residence of some pro-russian politologist who, allegedly, was paid to study public opinion on behalf of FSB glowies. Just so happens that among the documents found there were reports that "46% Ukrainians support Putin's policies".
Make of that what you will.

>Zelenskiy has 1.2 billion dollars in bank
Putin has 2 billion dollar MANSION ffs

Wait didn’t ONE OF THE MOST OUTLANDISH CLAIMS COME FROM KOFMAN who said zaydas will be tired right about now?
I guess everyone takes Ls with their predictions hah

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KEK was that an error by yours truly? or a mistake that shows this is all an elaborate ruse by the FSB? i expect to see your conclusions in this week's essay.

Ever wake up in the morning and you balls hurt till you cum?

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>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A VILLA IN MIAMI
>YOU HAVE TO BE A POOR AND RETARDED GOPNIK LIKE ME
The seeth is real

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Probably this

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>Eastern European politician is corrupt
breaking news
How does this justify the invasion?
How do you feel about rampant Russian corruption?

ALL ROUBLES HAVE BEEN DEDUCTED FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT
>ALL ROUBLES HAVE BEEN DEDUCTED FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT
ALL ROUBLES HAVE BEEN DEDUCTED FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT
>ALL ROUBLES HAVE BEEN DEDUCTED FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

Aesthetic propaganda poster.

Ameribros, I realized that if Russia is anything to go by we could invade Canada and Mexico under the guise to "decartelifiy" and "deTrudeauify" them.

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But they are exhausted; they're making almost no progress anywhere.

WHY
WON'T
IT
FUCKING
ESCALATE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Such vagueness. What policies? Are they implying policies in regards to sovereignty of Ukraine? I support some of Putin's policies but not his decision to invade and destroy Ukraine.

>there were reports that "46% Ukrainians support Putin's policies".

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I mean clearly it wont be hard at all to prove that i am wrong and just write correct date, considering that you allready tried it once

But i do think that you are canadian due to degenerate m/d/y format

it's a mistake that shows you're a no-life loser. only someone that never leaves the basement could forget what year it is in spring.

Mexico actually needs it.

Maybe then we'll stop having hundreds of people hopping the border each day.

But does he have a superyacht?

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Russia genuinely just sucks that badly. Their military is a complete joke. They're incapable of escalating without nukes.

Rudniczske village reportedly freed from orcs
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I stand with Russia, just bought a t shirt and I have been going to russian owned stores every week, if you are not retarded you will clearly be able to see that every rumor and report on the "fierce" resistance by Ukraine is fabricated. The russian warship, the ghost of kiev, Zelensky apparently on the streets of kiev. Fake. They're wrestling with a bear and they're resorting to torture. Ukraine has chosen it's own path and Russia will not let them forget it

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We'd probably have to go further into the Northern Triangle to decartelify the neighborhood right.

I wonder if Putin is going to start questioning those "85% of russian people support mr President" reports

Would we want to further infect the country with more spicks and snow niggers?

>dude who was actor and entrepreneur long before presidency isn't poor, and, in fact, rich!

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Decartelification is actual a valid reason for war compared to russia's invasion.

kinda
they are desperately trying new mobilizations for a reason

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Pfft at this rate we should seize all of Pacific Russia, make ourselves a comfy bridge over the Bering Straight, and then make a submerged colony and military base under the arctic ice caps.

The fuck they going to do about it? They've completely exposed themselves as a paper tiger.

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They took 0.5 street yesterday in marioupol definitely some progress.

I can just imagine the game of telephone, 46% of ukies support policy X
FSB nigger passes it on to his superior as 46% of ukies support putin's policies
FSB nigger 2 passes it on to his superior as a little less than half of ukies support putin
FSB nigger 3 passes it to putin as half of ukies are actually in support of pootin and want to give him banan.

delete this antisemitism, Russia hates nazis

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>just bought a t shirt
I believe if you buy a funko pop of Kafirov, Kiev might just fall in about two more weeks!

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What specifically do you support about Russia?
I don't think a lot of alt-right, right wingers realize that it's not the crystal palace they've built up in their minds.

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