If YOU were Married to Emma Watson and Chris Rock Mocked Her You Would Smack Him!

Prove me wrong

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Why would any decent man married an old, annoying, stupid, 5/10, feminist bitch? Seriously man

how am i supposed to prove you wrong?
i've never even had a girlfriend much less been married
anyways the joke was pretty tame, chris rock could've called her 2pac if he was trying to beef

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All people that have a hard on for this girl are discusting pedos that had a crush on her from Harry Potter days, she has tomboy face and a body of a 16 year old boy. Seek help degenerates!

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I wouldn’t care what he said because I’m fucking Emma Watson.

>i've never even had a girlfriend much less been married
Are you pic-rel?

I would slap her

I won't marry a whore.

Not if she were a balding nigress that cucked and humiliated me on national television

If I was married to Emma Watson I'd kms

No, I would get divorced.

If I were married to Emma Watson and Chris Rock mocked her, I would still smack Emma Watson

Beat me to it.

white boy walk up on stage and dey both suck him in front of everybody
>he say dey both suck him off
>HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>high 5 brotha we conquerin dem evil crackas

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I would laugh together and say "fuck, yeah, she DOES look like a granny".
I'd call him for some beers afterwards.
>smack him
Nigga, that's gay.

Frankly if my wife ran around on me like Will Smith's wife runs around on him not only would I not be smacking people on her behalf she would no longer be my wife

If I would've married Emma Watson I would know how to take a joke, because I married one.

I'm white, and she's white so we can easily understand it's a joke. This just proves that all niggers are low IQ retards.

Only niggers chimp out when someone says bad words.

Of course. White women are more important than blacks.

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Turns out that nice black role model from the 90s is just a nigger.

I'd love to marry this!

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did Sir William Smith, Fresh Prince of Belaire open a can of worms airing his dirty laundry for everyone? Will his homosexual escapades and incestuous child abuse moments be exposed to ruin his reputation forever?

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IF I was married to Emma Watson, I wouldn't be wasting my man-time going to a jewish self-congratulation ceremony to be surrounded by pompous faggots and dope addicts for their annual ball-licking, I'd be at our home fucking our latest child into her, lad!

fpbp

If he made a wheelchair joke about her I might get angry

Neh I would kill myself on stage.

Maybe when she was 12

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Only after she apologized.

I'd let Chris Rock fuck my wife. It would be an honor. Not even kidding