/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1400

Grazie per il pane, user.

Nazi Mi-8 helicopter attempting to evacuate hohols from Mariupol has been shot down.

FOR GIVI!

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▶WEBM PLUS

▶First /chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm

▶Second /chug/ user's translations!
>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion. This is very much a provincial TV prop piece, but I think it's interesting anyway.
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4

▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
>Chechen special forces captured a Ukrainian goat
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
>Chechen war trophy gets a test ride
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4

>"this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
>"this is right from the Russian Playbook" compilation
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4

SVINOREZ BROS?

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THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD !!!!!!

NEW HERE

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>Bellingrats
Total headcanon.

THIS IS MY WIFE PLEASE SAY SOMETHING NICE TO HER!

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Thanks baker.

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embassies are american soil user

>Mariupol held out for a long tim-

Wrong lol, it's one of the shortest sieges ever. Sieges can last several months even years.

Pathetic display by Azov.

>five eyes baker
verboten

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Hey mutt user, at this point everyone knows you're a glowing shill from /uhg/ Can you at least try to give yourself some credibility and answer why do you always insist in baking? Why are you always so agressive to other bakers? Why did you so obviously tried to replace sources? What are you exactly trying to achieve here? I am both fascinated and dumbfounded at your seamingly senseless behaviour

Nice.
No heroes for you, jewkraine.
Burn in hell, vultures.

twitter.com/CNNFrancePR/status/1508472696228753420
Is this true?

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Thank you Ameribro!
Migrating now!
Everyone else should too!

whore

Here just one for fun.

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>SLAVA UKR-ACK
>p-p-please buy me a prosthetic leg(((

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Mutt

fuck off mutt

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>mariupol fallen
>graphic war crimes published
An eventful day. What's next?

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It is your job to take control of the balkans!

Eufriends, i'm so sorry for what's going to happen on april 1st

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What the fuck did Ukies do to that one set of tires in the middle?
How do you even wear it down like that?

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What Argie-user says. It's been just about a month since the siege started, and not even hiding behind the civilians has prolonged it by that much.

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He just wants attention.

imagine switching vpn to shill yourself
major cringe

I no longer support Russia

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As it stands yeah, the whole South East is gone and the path to Odessa is open now. If talks don't go well Ukraine becomes landlocked here soon.

I'm not
is Krautchan still alive btw?

OBAMA IS A BLOOD THIRSTY WAR MONGER YOU BLOODY BITCH BASTARD LET ME FINISH

kys, pidor.

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WHY ARE YOU POSTING FAKE SLIDE THREADS !!!!!

REAL

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Cutie

i love sukhoi jets and i love that they're shooting one another down. the flanker is so beautiful.

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Burn scars don't look like this IRL

doing a Saigon is hard when your enemy isn't a farmer

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He's chronic drunk. His IQ and mental capacity have been lowered so much he legitimately finds it funny. Not a mystery.

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>is Krautchan still alive btw?
It's kohlchan now

reminder to stay /comfy/
youtube.com/watch?v=o3Ft_VgZH_M

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I'm Ukrainian with proxy don't worry

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We are actually two different people. No need for vpn.

If you see an American flag callin other Americans mutt, that is the proxyfag

no

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That truck was literally used all the way back in 2014 and still has the stripes on it, probably hasn't been maintained ever since

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I hope they don't go well, anything less than taking the entire south and east is foolish.

Glory to Ukraine as part of Russia!

gas yourself

USA LOST AN ARMS RACE VERSUS RUSSIA.

EARLY DETECTION RADAR IN THE NORTH OF RUSSIA WILL BE FINISHED THIS YEAR. IN 2024, AN RADAR WILL BE INSTALLED IN SEVASTOPOL (mm, cm, m and dm range) WHICH WILL SEE ALMOST AN ELEPHANT'S ASS IN AFRICA.

DURING OCTOBER 2021, THE S-500 MISSILE SYSTEM WERE DEPLOYED IN MOSCOW, AND IT MEANS THAT RUSSIA HAS THE ONLY STRATEGIC MISSILE DEFENSE IN THE WORLD.

KINZHAL AND ZIRCON ARE A CONVENTIONAL WEAPON THAT CAN DESTROY CVBGs OF USA NAVY AND THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PERFORM 'THE GULF WAR' TYPE OPERATIONS ANYMORE. THAAD IS DONE FOR.

NUCLEAR PARITY IS OVER. THE USA HAS NOTHING TO ANSWER TO THIS.

CHECKMATE.

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That would be the mayor that fled the city like a week in advance to "stay in touch". Come on now, I know it sounds good, but wait for more reliable news. I'd expect there's still azov types holed in, given that ukies tried to sneak in a chopper to lift them out.

Гocпoди, кaк жe хoчeтcя yкpaинoчкy...
Haивнyю, нeмнoгo глyпeнькyю, c aкцeнтoм милeнькoй дepeвeнcкoй клyши. Чтoбы нe выгoвapивaлa, или зaбывaлa нeкoтopыe cлoвa и cпpaшивaлa y мeня, и paзгoвapивaлa eщe тaк, бyдтo ee нeмнoгo зaнocит и oнa caмa нe пoнимaeт o чeм peчь. Хoчy yткнyтьcя в ee пышныe гpyди, и тихo пpoшeптaть...:
- Я Pyccкий Oккyпaнт... Я пpишeл oккyпиpoвaть твoю дepeвeнькy... И твoe cepдeчкo...
И чтoбы oнa oттaлкивaлa мeня, cтpoилa из ceбя нeдocтyпнyю дiвчинy, чтoбы тихoньким гoлocoчкoм кpичaлa :
"Hi нe чiпaй мeнe pociйcький oкyпaнт, щo ти poбиш, нi, нe чiпaй мeнe тaм, нe пpитиcкaйcя дo мoїх гpyдeй ! Я yкpaїнкa, гopдa Укpaїнкa ! He вoжycя з мocкaликaми ! Heeeт... He чiпaй... He тpeбa... He тaм...".

Я бы пpoдoлжaл пpижимaть ee к ceбe, yтыкaтьcя в ee пышныe гpyди, вдыхaя apoмaт ee бeлecoгo тeлa, тpoгaя ee вoлocы, пoглaживaя пo ee шиpoким бeдpaм, взpaщeнным нa yкpaинcкoй зeмлe... Boдил бы лaдoнью пo ee жoпэнькe, oщyщaл бы нeжнeйшyю кoжy, зaглядывaл бы в ee oчи, в ee гoлyбыe oчи, видeл бы ee пoкpacнeвшee личикo, ee мaлeнький вздepнyтый нocик, oщyщaл бы ee тpeпeтнoe и бoязливoe дыхaниe...
He бoйcя дивчинa, я тoби нe вopoжэнькa, я пpишeл...yвидeл...пoбeдил... Ho oкaзaлcя пoбeждeн тoбoю...
Я пoвaлю тeбя нa ceнoвaл, пoзaди кoтopoгo бyдyт дoгopaть oплoты, и виднeтьcя в oгню Киeв... Я eщe paз зaглянy тeбe в oчи, и yвижy нe злoбy, нeт. Я yвижy cмиpeниe... Cмиpeниe, пepeдo мнoй, Pyccким Oккyпaнтoм...
Я нe бyдy c тoбoй гpyбым...
Я нaклoнюcь нижe, к твoeмy живoтикy... Taм cкopo бyдeт нaш oбщий peбeнoк... Oн бyдeт Pyccким..., a нe кaким-тo хoхлoм.
Я oпyщycь eщe нижe, и ты в пocлeднeм пopывe, пoпытaeшьcя изoбpaзить из ceбя нeпpиcтyпнyю дiвчинy, тихoнькo пpoпoeшь...:
Heeeeт, нeeeт, He чiпaй мeнe тaм...

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wait for swiner's counteroffensive... hiding behind women & children is normal in war but it's not war... russian disinfo...

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REAL BREAD

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Have you seen the amount of butthurt on here and /k/?

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im an chaotic drunk \o

Time to storm east to clean donbass and push odessa

Mutt

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/chug/bros, I was busy helping my father-in-law rebuild his dated garage for these few days, so I missed all the happenings. Did Russia free Mariupol yet? What are they up to?

Gtfo.

Don't be sorry. We did it to ourselves.

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Do Americans really see soviet iconography in a cathedral and come to the conclusion that Russia 2022 is an anti-White jewish controlled communist state and therefore they should support the Azov battalion and Jewkraine against the Russian invasion?

Are American Wignats really that fucking dumb?

hope we'll be alive by 2024 t b h
we're against global Jewish cabal and they're ruthless and bloodthirsty

Kys glownigger

seems legit :D

>a tiny airbase by the name of kuweires held out for 2 years

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According to the pows, Azogs aren't too keen on fighting till the last breath and are constantly retreating from the fortified positions, using UAF as meat shields.

/K/ike

so must wreckage and destruction
every piece is part of a tale that we'll probably never hear

Mosinka…

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I hope this pig was in it.
>we'll certainly be able to fly a Mi-8 through 100s of KM of russian controlled airspace
what were they thinking?

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For documented war crimeZ

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shut the fuck up

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Этo oткyдa кaдp? Ecть видeo?

but I already made a flag for being part of russia, I don't like wasted effort

I hope he wasn't in it. I hope he gets captured and skinned alive.

how did it even take off?

Cringe. They are just whores.

But there's a spare tire right there.
How do you wear it down to a slick?

There is footage of many dead civilians in Mariupol, just corpses piled on top of each other. Azov have been repeatedly BTFO but they are hiding in a small cornered off section now while many have fled. The city is safe for Russians to walk around since the remaining Azov are in hiding but they have not all been captured or eliminated yet.

>ukies
>thinking

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>russian claims tech superiority over us
Reminder that ruski military drones are still being made from anerican consumer grade electronics.

Banner

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good morning /chug bros, hows it going?

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Nigger

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I should be very worried if i was a twitter soldier serving ukriane right now, becouse when mariupol is finished russia will come to another target, who knows what target it is

>An attempt by a Russian combined force consisting of GRU operators, Alpha Group, PMC Wagner and Rosgvardia formations to assault the city of Nikopol in central Ukraine was foiled yesterday, according to sources close to former USambassador to Russia Michael McFaul. The attack forces tried to cross the Dneipr river in small boats, some of which appeared to sink due to poor quality. Part of the attackers turned back before reaching the north shore, and the remainder arrived next to the city of Nikopol and immediately turned themselves in to the local police department, where they are currently being processed and identified. The incident represents yet another logistical and tactical failure in the ongoing Russian "special operation".

I agree that it's obviously not finished yet. But if the mayor of the city and CNN are saying it, might as well gloat a bit.

>mariupol fallen
Already? I thought there are some Azovites left.

>You get 100 million shekels, if you get in and out alive!
>son of a bitch i'm in

By not replacing it for over 8 years.

CHECKED! And yes, it's better with the background, in my opinion.

youre still going at it?
pathetic

Mutt

Will i get big fireworks for birthday?

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>369803315
You r*dditors are sick in the head

cute

Хpeн знaeт, я в гдe-тo тeлeгe эти фoтки видeл, нo opигинaльный иcтoчник нe знaю.

AMERICANS ARE PEOPLE
WE DESERVE RESPECT
NO MORE MASTERS
WE BAKE WHEN WE SEE FIT

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What were you doing in Serbia?

Even the shills have to admit Mariupol is fallen now.

CNN reported that Mariupol has fallen

hohol propagnada is desperate today, i think azoggers are raided hard tonight

>GRU operators, Alpha Group, PMC Wagner and Rosgvardia
Batman had a day off?

>glowshill gets paid per (you)
>constantly bakes fake breads to provoke responses, never does any actual shilling
This technique is too powerful for mere mortals. Glow-sama, I kneel…

Another one!

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>Hey little Donny I-hic!...nevermind...

Family is from there, was studying the language so I can stop being a shame to my ancestors, going back wednesday

based!

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Nah, it will be more satisfying if he tried to run like a rat.
Reminder not two days ago he publicly claimed the russians have not yet penetrated the defenses of Mariupol LMAO

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Z

>mcdek
donmakbros...

>9 days on a train to Vladivostok

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I hope there is a video

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nah, it is just that any semblance of an organized deffense or adminsitration have completely collapsed, the cleaning continues sadly

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