/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1396

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▶Latest
>Torture videos geolocated to Ukraine-controlled territories, confirmed real
>"Anonymous" makes up fake Russian order to excuse torture videos
>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol was stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4
>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days
>Russian troops advance towards New York
>Ukrainian war crimes: litter.catbox.moe/7wvlrd.mp4 - files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
>Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days
>Referendum to join Russia will be held in LPR, almost fully liberated
>Ukrainian Congress endorses Muslim invasion of Christian regions by Azerbaijan
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
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files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/6ly74r.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=FFfJkJSiahM
files.catbox.moe/555qt9.mp4
files.catbox.moe/un160e.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm
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files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
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files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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based nonburger thread

rate this propaganda piece
files.catbox.moe/6ly74r.mp4

GOOD HOHOL = DEAD HOHOL
GOOD NATO = DEAD NATO

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a meal for weary user to enjoy eat up!

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
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Knock knock mofo

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These two lines are not very informative:

>"Anonymous" makes up fake Russian order to excuse torture videos
What order? Military order? Or they ordered something to be done? And how the order excuses the torture?

>Azov writes sad poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
who fucking cares

FOR GIVI!

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DRAGON DRAGON
ROCK THE DRAGON
DRAGON BALL
Z

Remember, Anonymous, they don't want you to succeed at life. Eat better. Have a good sleep schedule. Lift or do other exercises. Make it, this is the one greatest offense to them you can do!

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burgerposters are ok just not the burgersplitter

quick translation: wanted dead with video proofs 5000$ reward contact mail below

what fellow chugers drink tonight?
>picrel Russian mead

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>The screams of that guy who got stabbed in the eyes
Jfc that's probably the worst way to die

if that fucking amerimutt still bitch about us not going to his thread im going to sleep

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Akhmat status?

So it was a soldier after all, not a civilian-saboteur?

good morning sirs

youtube.com/watch?v=FFfJkJSiahM

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▶WEBM PLUS

▶WAR CRIME
>This time the Ukrainians kill a man in civilian clothes with a knife just like Isis.
files.catbox.moe/555qt9.mp4 NSFW
>Extra
files.catbox.moe/un160e.mp4
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▶/chug/ Rus user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm

▶/chug/ Thai user's translations!
>First POW video released by LNR.
>He speaks surzhyk and uses A LOT of expletives (and I mean a lot, like in every phrase), so I've omitted them where they seemed to just be used as filler words.
files.catbox.moe/kgd0pn.mp4
>Second POW video released by LNR.
files.catbox.moe/9xtqx2.mp4
>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion. This is very much a provincial TV prop piece, but I think it's interesting anyway.
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4

▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
>Chechen special forces captured a Ukrainian goat
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
>Chechen war trophy gets a test ride
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4

>"this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
>"this is right from the Russian Playbook" compilation
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4

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Thank you for the Any Forums roti!

>A bill proposing to recognize as compatriots all those who speak Russian language has been submitted to the State Duma of the Russian Federation.
Learn Russian lads

DRAGON DRAGON
ROCK THE DRAGON
COME GET ME

thanks for comfy bread

FOR MOZGOVOI

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SILA

>We are winning, Russia has enough ammo to last them 3 days. It's over.

That statement aged nicely.

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Did the clown appear at the oscars like they've been talking about? Everyone seems to only be talking about the nigger drama

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Kekked at that. Good one

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DAILY REMINDER

UKROPS = ISIS

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I haven't seen any AN-94's in this war =(

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Fuck off back to Israel kike

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> --- After recent counterattack in Nikolaev-Kherson axis Ukrainian Armed Forces and Territorial Defence Forces reentered outskirts of Kherson city and are currently carrying out clearence operations to remove occupational militants from the city centre, Nikolaev Oblast governor Kim confirmed earlier today

SILA!

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So anyone in Ukraine who speaks Russian will be considered an honourary Russian?

FAKE THREAD. EAT SHIT, SPLITTING FAGGOT.

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I’ve seen horrors… horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that… but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face… and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn’t see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember… I… I… I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn’t know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized… like I was shot… like I was shot with a diamond… a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God… the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men… trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love… but they had the strength… the strength… to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral… and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling… without passion… without judgment… without judgment. Because it’s judgment that defeats us.

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>srilanka thread spamming nigger is back

standing by

Бaзиpaнo бpт

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Yeah.

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>out of guided missiles before march 5th

I can't tell what the real chug is so reposting
anyone else want to argue about how strong the Russian Ruble is? last thread was archived and a bunch of slavs were butthurt Biden said Russia's currency would devalue 50%.
I'm not even a fan of Biden, but you've already seen Russia's currency devalue similarly in 2014.
Is it really that hard to believe?
>but what happens to the USD when people buy oil with Rubles
yes, in the short term, the USD's strength would be lower in relation to the russian ruble, but at ~$100 bbl is an economic boon for the US.
Demanding 'hostile' European nations buy oil in russian rubles from russia just opens up a huge market for US oil industry.
at current prices, oil production goes into overdrive. I used to work in oil myself.

Sure

I actually dont know. i know biden said something or gave a message. don't think the kike of kiev made an appearance since i was here all night and nothing of the sort has been posted

Activate your windows, Bill Gates has to eat the bugs because of you.

gotta go /chug/
stay comfy
and fuck the obese mutt splitter

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Deboonked

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but that thread 1395 this is 1396

why are memeflags even a feature? Any Forums doesn't have them

One day globohomo will collapse and we will chimp out together with greeks to take our lands and there wont be Natofags to save them

You will never be a baker

>We didn't need to take Mykolaiv!
>We didn't need to keep Trostianets!
>We didn't need to keep Irpen!

The copes... they keep coming!

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I NEED MORE KINO! RUSSIA NO.1!

np serb user

Z!

The soldiers need a nice meal after a battle...

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why you posting pics of this ugly broad with the thread? like obviously not chug related

>Irpen
It's Irpin you putinbot

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>Odessa isn't a crater 12+ hours after the warning
Gay Putin

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>Due to sunflower oil shortages, food manufacturers in Norway may have to make new substitute recipies in order to keep producing things like chocolate spread
Brb going to buy 10 boxes of Nugatti

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i asked that but it seems nobody here gives a fuck about oscars. would like to see penncuck smelt his oscars tho

still trying I see

daily reminder: russhits aren't people.

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Well, if you'll upload them on wetransfer or wherever else, I can perhaps give them a permanent residence on my Yandex Disk.
At least, up until /chug/ is alive.
Perhaps, break the archive on several parts and upload them on catbox that way?

It's Motorola's widow
and stop replying to him

The main strategy around odessa is to keep troops away from kherson

the entire point is to give the civilians time to get out

I notice in most of the figures redditors and uhg pull out of their ass, they use 90% and 10% mst often. They also get extremely giddy at the idea of 10%, because they get to use 'decimated' in the archaic sense, and it makes them feel really, really smart.

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Uh oh, someone is a tourist

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thats fiction you can not replace russian gas

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now the flowers will grow

its a meme gun not used in combat
case study of gun development issued in limited numbers for keks
they don't even issue balanced recoil guns

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Is the spelling in the paper just wrong, or the Ukrainian spelling?

>Your parents/grandparents are Russians/Native of Russia
>You speak good Russian
>You can get Russian citizenship

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