Why hasn't America embraced cycling as an alternative to cars like our European brethren have??

We didn’t build towns in 1400 so we can park anywhere.

Why would I bike to where I’m going? Bikeing is for exercise, you’re a retard if you bike off of hills and trails.

That ass is built for BBC.

what a body. Cyclist women are the superior breed of female.

>asks about faggot cyclists
>posts someone mountain biking
Not the same thing moshe. Cyclists are cancerous faggots who deserve pancaked.
>t. Someone who bikes for fun

>just ride your childrens toy 20 miles to work in -10° weather

Is woman in picrel American?

Because the majority of Americans are too fat to ride bikes.

road cycling is only for Chads. Wouldn't expect a mountaincuck to understand. Enjoy slamming into trees and busting your shit up on rocks

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>children's toy
I hate cyclists, but the only reason you think it's a children's toy is because mostly children ride bikes.
The wealthy "elite" used to think yogurt was a low-class garbage food. Why? Because only low-class people were eating yogurt...

Poopa

Because niggers stole their bikes.

why would we? fuck off idiot

I actually have both, but I own a V8 BMW to commute because I'm not impoverished.

Seethe fatty

That’s cap

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I live in Bellingham WA nigger
I hade mountain bikers like you cannot even begin to comprehend
and I am one

Also everyone drives to go biking here
because it's America
and fuck you

Who is she and why she must sit on my face?

They tried, but niggers stole all the bikes.

I ride an e-bike as my primary means of transportation and have never owned a car.
Shits retarded.
If you live in a rural area like I do none of the roads have sidewalks or bike lanes. I have to lane share with cars for about 1.5 miles before I reach the first sidewalk, but of course being on a sidewalk limits the speed I can go. I have to travel 6 fucking miles before I get to a highway with a bike lane.
By that point I am only about half a mile away from the grocery store, and another 6 miles along that highway from work.
'bike lane' is being generous on top of all that. It's just a foot wide hard shoulder with nothing at all to keep you safe from car traffic, except at one intersection in the middle of town with some very low concrete curbs that might, might, deflect a car if they get shoved in your direction. Unlikely considering how congested the intersection is usually.

Would

lol imagine biking up a mountain only to get there and be too tired to bike down it

bike probably costs 3000 dollars can get a dirtbike for that much

I have a Volvo with driver. SUCK IT POORFAGS

>Why hasn't America embraced cycling

Distance, fat asses and guts the size of beach balls.

Imagine how much gas and carbon fumes you would save if you cycled every other day bros....

Distance. I looked it up no way to bike to work even with an ebike.

Save Gas
Save the Earth

Bike

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are you retarded?
We're actually in shape user
Im more of a pow hound though if you know what im saying

Because shit like this is what we have to ride bikes on.

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Probably because they will all be stolen

gps tracker.

youtube.com/watch?v=317D7_JPYYU

anons, I highly recommend a visit to Holland. I would go ever other summer as a kid to visit family. I noticed in my teens an amazing fact

>america
>doing anything that requires physical exercise

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I have. I love cycling. I just recently put stree tires on this bad boy.

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people bike all the time you dipshit

I've been thinking of getting one of those e-bikes.
What's the best value? Or are they all more or less the sams?

I went to San Diego to surf for a summer when I was 18
The bike theft was so bad there
I hade a beaner friend from the job I worked who gave me the low down
you hide razor blades and shit on your bike in key areas that thieves go to disassemble your locked up bike
they get all cut up and sheeeit essay

Takes a beaner to stop a beaner I guess

GOOD MORNING SIRS

i am more of an enduro man, because pedaling is for slow-pokes, I want to rip burms and braap out, it makes me hard.

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I'm going to assume (correctly) that you live in some flat urban or suburban area. Come try living life with just a bicycle in boonies or the mountains. Stop being a retard. My state is 3 times the size of the UK. Herbs because slide thread.

I fucked a dutch girl once in Steamboat during a ski racing trip when
She had a 9/10 body
but the dutch face...meh

anyway totally fun and worth it would fuck a dutch giantess again

Europe is comprised of small sovereign nation states. An American traveling from NYC to California is like traveling from the coast of Portugal to the border of Turkey and Iran. The latter involves traveling across a dozen or so states and international borders with different languages and cultures and laws. Traveling within the US is pretty much the same shit. There are regional differences but no borders. Everybody speaks English except depending on where you go in California. You travel on the interstate which is dotted with exits that look like that Pennsylvania meme past many rest stops and travel plazas and Loves and Pilots and now shit like Buc-ees. Europeans don’t get it, you don’t live here. Traveling 100 miles to some destination for the weekend is nothing. In many places in Europe that’s another country. Also fuck dirt bikes and mopeds, I have an unconscious drive to kill anybody I see riding one of those

Bicycles are toys, not a true personal transportation method.
Am I supposed to cycle all the way to my office and meet my clients sweaty?
No nigger, I'm driving.
Also cars make Jews and lefties seethe for some reason.

all these women are so attractive

Word I respect you friend
I gave up mountain biking really because I ski really hard
and I don't want to have two hobbies that have such a high injury
keep my injury season to 1/3 of the year
Now I just kayak lift and trail run in the summers

Theft and shitty drivers all over the roads.

I passionately want to see all cyclists dead.

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