HAPPENING: RUSSIA THREATENS TO TURN OFF GAS

Breaking news fellas; Russia has just revealed its too poor to stop receiving gas money from Europe by not just fucking turning off the taps. What’s their endgame here?
>If Europe doesn’t get gas and oil, they just ration shit for a few years until a solution comes about.
>If Russia doesn’t get gas money, then they have no money.
Who wins here?

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pls just turn it off so this shit show collapses.

the interesting question here is *when* do they turn off the gas. and it will fuck up the west btw. the russians have prepared for this since 2014

We still have 500 billion cubic meters of gas out of 2000 in what once was the biggest gasfield in Europe in the 60's. If we turn it higher we can provide the EU for years.

>Russia has just revealed its too poor to stop receiving gas money from Europe by not just fucking turning off the taps.
>If Russia doesn’t get gas money, then they have no money.
Do you understand the difference between currency, and the tangible goods and services purchased with currency?

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They sell more oil at a discount to India/China whoever. Europe freezes.

this, just go to war already...fuck this gay world.

the Greens wont let you exploit it
muh trees

But they wont, our government only purpose is to create and maintain the crisis, not end them.

Every crisis has a ez solution and by design they demonized those solutions as they cant get people to even consider their agenda if people had it good, so they create crisis and then claim only their agenda can fix it.

No we had to turn it down because 5.5 people were crying about small earthquakes and cracks in their houses. Nothing a bullet can't solve.

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lol lmao
we will burn coal

>Nothing a bullet can't solve
you'll need a lot of bullets
we can gladly supply them

Asia will buy it. There will always be buyers for oil/gas especially with discount. Discount on current prices is a premium on last year's prices tho.

Russia will ignore it until the eurocucks come crawling back since it will take many years to build the kike/greece pipeline.

Yes.
Armageddon.
Then the angels of God come back to Earth after it has been cleaned in Armageddon of all 8 billion evil human men, women and your cursed children.

Well if no one buys Russian gas, the ruble collapses faster than the twin towers did, thus meaning everything goes up in price in Russia. Devaluing the currency fucks up their ability to do or purchase anything.
Honestly world leaders won’t give a shit about being green when the green that lines their pockets suffer for it. Either the politicians
>turn off the gas and exploit their own resources while rationing shit to make it possible
>build nuclear
>lose out on a lot of money with their refusal to do one of the other two
and one of those options is a lot worse for politicians than the other two
Bollocks, Europe can deal with less gas, Russia can’t deal with no money

Yes true sadly. But we are talking about 1000 billion euros that are still in the ground. It's insane if we leave it there.

Better dead than red vatnik!
I rather die freezing than live with warmth from putler warcrimes.
Kys

>You might all starve and freeze to death in your homes, but that’s a price I’m willing to pay

Jews & Social Democrats, always the source of shit

We should be more enviromentally friendly and burn poles. After joining the EU you were nothing but parasites. That only gathered all the gibs you can get, while not abiding to any EU regulations.
As some haitian once said, you really are the negros of europe.

End of this month

The US can shitpost, but the EU can't. If Russia cut the supplies, the ECB and the european sovereign debts explode overnight.

>HAHA EUROPE ONLY LACKS FOOD AND HEAT AND POWER WHILE RUSSIA IS MISSING FIAT MONEY
Ah yes, good analysis my intern friend. Surely Mr judenberg who owns your shill organization also doesnt recieve any pay, right?

Z

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Nah, winter is over. Usa provides missing part and before next winter the problem is solved.

Russia is fucked, it can’t do anything

China you dolt

I would be very cautious (if I didn't want to create turmoil within my country)... on the other hand society needs to collapse...

This

>strategically castrates you

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Niggers are going to torch Germany to the ground to avoid freezing t death

Mate, you're so deluded...
Europe relies on manufacturing and export.
No gas -> no manufacturing -> no export -> no money for Polish and Latvian vermin -> fuck all shitshow and cancellation of benefits -> chimp out

If you think that Europe can't live without gas you're literally an idiot.

She be lookin' thicc.

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Nigger devaluation of your currency is only a big issue if you're a net importer, which isn't the case for Russia, (why do you think we bitched so much when the chinks where doing that kikery).

You're right in the sense that it would make imports more expensive, but guess what, the bulk of those imports are already banned so you can't even get them anymore. America just managed to give a nuclear power a legit reason to move away from the petro dollar at the same time it's experiencing stagflation. If you're not aware of how much of a fuck up that is then you need to read about America's post-Iran energy policy. This might unironically threaten the stability of the US's economy for the first time since Carter, except this time America has peer competition on the economic landscape (China).

>Who wins here?

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My guess is they want to create a one world currency.

Correction:

If you think that Europe CAN live without gas you're literally an idiot.

US, which will sell its gas and oil to EU.
Something similar happened during WW1 and WW2.
US always profits at the expense of others

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>It's insane if we leave it there.
It would be insane if it was unintentional, but sadly they leave it their intentionally.

Its cheaper to extract our own gas and compensate anyone effected for 200%... Most of our problems are artificially created to further a shitty agenda.

FPBP

If Russia stops the gas G7 will retaliate with oil embargo. It's lose lose but Russia will lose most.

>If Europe doesn’t get gas and oil, they just ration shit for a few years until a solution comes about.
Try months, not to mention that the conflict and its subsequent sanctions started around the time countries buy gas and oil for their reserves.
>If Russia doesn’t get gas money, then they have no money
They currently are getting the money from China, India and the middle east.

Money is a false god and this tin god will die and never ever return to real space.
Only the Kingdom of the one true God will be manifested in real space on Earth.
And only the one true Gods spiritual family will walk in the flesh.
2000 chosen, the Godhand and the angels of God and God himself.

>King “Resource” will work this time I swear

U guys literally live in a alternative reality willingly, the only place Russia will be hurt is on your fucking head.

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Gaymerica was trying to create one world, one currency. Russia is dismantling that

>Bollocks, Europe can deal with less gas, Russia can’t deal with no money
What are they going to buy with it?

>pls just turn it off so this shit show collapses.
I feel like within six months Europe would greatly turn to nuclear energy and research technology to counter Russia's gas. Everyone would benefit from this. We need some struggle to get our asses to move.