/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1392

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>Azov writes a poem, ends it with: "I have to cope with it"
>Azov HQ in Mariupol being stormed: files.catbox.moe/y94e43.mp4
>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days
>Russian troops advance towards New York
>Ukrainian war crimes: litter.catbox.moe/7wvlrd.mp4 - files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
>Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days
>Referendum to join Russia will be held in LPR, almost fully liberated
>Ukrainian Congress endorses Muslim invasion of Christian regions by Azerbaijan
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble

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youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
youtube.com/watch?v=NmmNKNkYExM
files.catbox.moe/ru8o2c.mp4
youtu.be/fcbazH6aE2g?t=38
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Z

GOOD HOHOLS DEAD HOHOLS

lol

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Is it me or are there a whole lot less Ukrainians popping in threads since these videos came out. Shame?

Thank you superior beef bro

Z

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Thank you mr baker-san

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>Russia launched 70 missiles on targets in Ukraine on Saturday which was the largest daily amount since the war began, although reports added only 8 of the 70 missiles reached the target, according to Pravda with most shot down by Ukrainian defense.

>zerohedge.com/markets/here-are-all-latest-news-and-developments-ukraine-war-march-28

Anonye got a source for this?

/chug/uev wen

>I have to cope with it
Is Azov on the first step to recovery?

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Putinbots are afraid to engage with these four realities:

>1. The Russian advance has been stopped and they are no longer capable of advancing
>2. Ukraine has near-infinite military resources due to the support of the free world
>3. Russia is in the midst of an economic crisis and their population is souring on the war and Putin every day
>4. Ukraine has a demonstrated ability to conduct counteroffensives and is liberating territory each day

If they were to engage with them they would realize why everyone - military and civilian alike - now expects a Ukrainian victory.

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STOP posting the letter "Z".

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Z

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youtube.com/watch?v=uZ-DBO7hmpo
REPORT THE LEVEL OF OINKMENT?

Aхмaт

Cилa!

Z

cилa!

why are ukrainians such savages? i though they were "civilized"

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Today's update

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Z

There were never many to begin with.
/uhg/ had only two hohol regulars and just one of them was active and seething 24/7 - and even that one was assumed to be a glowy proxy.

>369771060
Z

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Z

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I really, really hate how all these hohols repeating mindlessly "sl*va ukr*ini" whenever they're killing PoWs or commiting other war crimes. Really irritates me. What's worse is that fucktards elsewhere use it too in compassion for them

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Z

>Putinbots are afraid to engage with these four realities:
>
. The Russian advance has been stopped and they are no longer capable of advancing
. Ukraine has near-infinite military resources due to the support of the free world
. Russia is in the midst of an economic crisis and their population is souring on the war and Putin every day
. Ukraine has a demonstrated ability to conduct counteroffensives and is liberating territory each day
>
>If they were to engage with them they would realize why everyone - military and civilian alike - now expects a Ukrainian victory.

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Why are the Russian military so fucking incompetent?

ГPOMЧE

Z

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WHAT!? B BUT HOW CAN PICREL FAILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

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I think this maplenigger is just trolling for his own amusement. Maybe he likes the abuse he gets in return.

Cилa!

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/uhg/ are currently denying the war crimes saying that the russians are just torturing their own troops for propaganda purposes

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AKHMAT SILA ALL ALLAHU AKBAR]
SALAM ZKO SALAM URALSKU

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Damage control
They probably have a level 1 meeting going on to figure out how to spin it.
Saying it is fake won't last too long

Z

AХMAT CИЛA!

stop being z-phobic, you bigot!

Love me some Z

Because it's borderline civil war, and those are always brutal as fuck.

Make me, faggot

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check'd.
also one of putin's generals was resurrected too

He is a mentally ill tranny that just wants attention. He will never be a woman.

AЛЛAХУ AКБAP

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Competent militaries blow up a random family after botching an evacuation that even the commies did better than them and getting 13 guys blown up. Russia has much to learn.

i'm lonely

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No. They are literally the Monkeys of Russia.

>RU-only chan
It's like banning leafs or aussies here. Besides 2ch's /wm/ is kinda similar to /k/. They don't like hohols but not because of armatard, glowies and boomers.

files.catbox.moe/59u5r7.webm

files.catbox.moe/mk1awq.webm

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V is fine for now and there also O. Lets ban every letter in alphabet.

Z

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Gentle reminder that gas isn't only used for house heating.

>8 of the 70
>pravda
>Ukranian air defense
Holy shit the level of bullshittery has reached a new level

Same.

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дoнмaк

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Why didn't Ukrainains surrender in Maripuol before it was destroyed even though they knew what was going to happen (they lose)?

He is based. He gave us the necromancer meme. Honorary /chug/

kek.

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Some things literally never change.

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Don't care. When's Putin gonna bomb NATO territory? Bomb Zagreb Putin sir, I beg of you.

Z

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russian necromancer strikes again

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youtu.be/1t56LV2cmUk
We need a new version of Ride to Valhalla!

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looks like N from the POV given. kek.

thanks fren

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files.catbox.moe/rmcr8k.mp4

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That's because those 2 were freed and armed by Zelensky

The only bombardment of NATO territory would be nuclear

Maybe you should go to beech? Do some swimming

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how can /k/ be an intelligence source if they aren't intelligent?

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Top kek

Z

they will be charged as war criminals

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Good. Hurry up please.

. The Russian advance has been stopped and they are no longer capable of advancing
People have been saying this for weeks but the Russians keep advancing.

I need photo of russian necromancer, i need to fill up my folder

I'm glad you keep trolling outside of Any Forums and avoiding your ban.
Keep it up and canucks will be range banned
In true trudeau doctrine you will rake yourselves

Another day, another cope. Death to Ukraine

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Why is pewdiepie there

please keep making /k/ope collages
they've been absolute undiluted cancer ever since the conflict started and the board has reached new lows it'll never recover from

I'm just a humble chugger sir, /uhg/ told me they were smart...

go to communities.win/c/frenworld to get some positivity

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Because they didn't know to evacuate.
Source: youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

He interviews civilians. They all say the same thing. They didn't know there was an evacuation.

For example:
youtube.com/watch?v=NmmNKNkYExM
Just skip to the interviews with civvies.

>I need photo of russian necromancer

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"Free world"

Nigger missiles

Never has it been MORE true that bullshit "green" environmental energy shit is just a poison pill pushed on countries to keep them weak and feeble and lacking in industrial capacity.

Nice relevant meme

reminder to ignore all butthurt belters

OH NONONONO /K/OPE SISTERS WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING RETARDED NOOOO

It's not civils who needs to surrender

Bring him back.

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>tfw all the ukrainanons are gonna be slowly disappearing
>ukraine will become rare flag

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Checked. Also shilling seems to have picked up. Noted its start at about 8:00am est

369771053
>near-infinite military resources
Bahahahaha

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I asked not why civilians were killed, but why Ukros fought to the death there knowing Russians would nuke the city to pieces? What was the point they couldn't predict 4 weeks ago? Kherson is intact by comparison.

Who dis, it says rushia
>its vtuber

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Z1
Z2

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Rushia :(

wut

I still remember that I knew about Rushia got Stalin'd by image of COVER tweet that announced that in Any Forums thread about this war LMAO.

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They talk about General Yakov Rezantsev but the one who was revived was Mordvichev. My brain is running on fumes as it is nearing the time I sleep.

Why the hell do Finns look like Russians so much

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Good morning cunnybros. Fuck shills, fuck hohols, fuck azog and their ilk.

Z

The name says it old, including the lore.

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thank you

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have we won yet fellow antifa bros?

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they are right next you...

They are fellow mongols after all.

>Each evening we see a ship near Sevastopol (that has capacity of 8 missiles) launching a 8 missile salvo to Ukraine
>Each evening we see 8 hits
>Each morning we see Ukrainian news reporting on how much missiles they shot down yesterday

Z for zome good food.

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Ukiemutt got lucky and only lost his leg

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>Carlsberg reported that they are leaving Russia compleyely, including the sale of production. Among other things, they own Baltika.
Huh, looks like there's hope that Baltika is going to be a great beer again.

Source on the poem?

Rushia is Necromancer and her name sounds like Russia in Japanese.

W-where??

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Because they're basically you, in-denial. Please, next time you get the chance just deport all balts, finns and poles to Siberia. I've really had it with their perpetual victimbait.

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Hello rare friend

Europa is unironically kill. How are we going to survive this year?

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>writes in Russian
Kek

how can he slap me sir

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files.catbox.moe/ru8o2c.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ru8o2c.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ru8o2c.mp4

THEY@RE BURYING HIM!

TEH RUSSIANS ARE BURYING THE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS BODIES!!!

files.catbox.moe/ru8o2c.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ru8o2c.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ru8o2c.mp4

THEY@RE STOPPING TO BURY BODIES!!!!!!!!

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>the copening

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The necromancer thing reminded me of this.
youtu.be/fcbazH6aE2g?t=38

he should cope, seethe and dilate

I think Ukraine's going to regret arming their civilians sooner or later. Something tells me there comes a time when those people really get fed up with war crimes of azov nazies and others and turn their guns against them. What a beauty that's going to be.

they were surrounded and putti made it clear on day one that azovs will be killed or gulag'd.

Nice flag you got there, nigga.

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>Russians burying Ukrainian soldiers in mass graves for hygiene reasons, taking their names and ID's for registries and leaving markers while remorsefully wishing it didn't have to be like this while looking at the names,faces and ages of the dead.

>Ukrainians mutilating Russian soldier corpses and laughing about it, not recording their ID's in official registries and instead take photos and videos of the corpses to send to the mothers and fathers of the soldiers from their sons own phones mocking them and not leaving grave markers behind instead throwing them into open ditches or just leaving them where they lie.

Ukrainians really are subhuman.

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Waste of time
Let the dogs eat those subhuman muttniggers

CNN:
>Russians are burying brave Ukrainian soldiers alive, Putango must be stopped!!!!1111

Tbh this they wanna bitch and moan send them to Siberia it needs more people anyway they could have a New Estonia autonomous Republic at Primorsky.

hey bros just a heads up watch out for lolis with a Bukhanka they are not trustworthy

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post the new video with the dude

This is from a week or more ago.

idfk they look the same too me.

Why do we even bother with this moral high ground bullshit?
Bomb the living shit out of quief already

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Releasing prisoners and arming them is the biggest problem.
That is how cartels are born

bunch of LARPing faggots

I wonder how it's gonna play out when Zelenskyy negotiates. There's probably so many people hyped for war they wont accept anything and plenty of political factions that will see opportunity.

I guess the dildo dilating didnt work very well huh

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are you chinese?

Azov are zealots who have nothing to lose and if you to believe PoWs showed by Russian sources, Azov shot army high command and used soldiers as their front.
So they're basically like zagradotryads.

I think they were under the impression zelenksy would come to rescue them. When that wasn't the case they started making desperate pleas on twitter (which barely got any traction.) The useful idiots were a pain in the ass PR wise and removing them is a win for Z regime.

hohols, not ukrainians. Regular ukies are just delusional.

Never understood this western thing of calling some nщn-rhymed wall of text poem.
IT HAS TO FUCKING RHYME!
Even rap is more poetic than this shit

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Optics for China and India

>try to open embedded mp4
>doesn't werk
What the fuck? It was working before now it's getting timeout shit.

>CYBERGLO
it fucking GLOWS LMAO

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Nope just face blind autist

Need more tactical necromancers.

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We are asian brethren

/chug/ is rare flag central

>files.catbox.moe/pjplqa.mp4
More rough translations
>Hop!
>What'cha got there? [Bootleg] Chinese cyborgs?
"This one has no head..."
>That's because these are Chinese cyborgs, guys! Don't you know you can take them apart?"
>Hey, a chevron! Mind if I grab that one?
"Take it. I've already torn the other one off."
"Look, this one has no fucking head."
>"That's because of the system requirements, when they aren't compatible with the hardware, well... [their parts] start flying off."
"More like his fucking brains have left the chat."
>"Yup!"
"Okay, let's drag him away from here so that he won't get [any more messed up]
>[Looks at the corpse] "A patriot! A very patriotically-minded lad indeed!"
>"Yeah, imagine that: He was sitting around, eating ice cream... Suddenly, bam! The separatists came and kicked his ass."
>"The 22nd [brigade?]"
>"Hey, bro, let's do it like in the cartoons: against the stairs - bam, bam, bam! Need any help?"
"Nah, I'm fine."
>"Quite a nice place they had here!"

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They're all the same shit
Start killing them en masse, they'll find a reason to glorify us later
They did with germutts and banderites

It's important for the soul, Ivan, it helps retain your humanity in the trying times of war

Yeah, hohols don't even speak English to begin with.

This.

Karelia.

Ok now Iltalehti (other yellow media shits) is done. Time to move to Yle (goverment media) and some other commercial media companies.

But funnily enough i am 95% sure that I will not get even answer from any of them.

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so once the europeans realize they were completely raw dogged by the americans for absolutely no reason or gain for them,would they call them out or will they simply go more rusophobe and blame evil putler for everything?

Z

It is their glo stick
Multipurpose tool

dude, just do rape correction bro

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No more humanity, an eye for an eye.

loll are Germans literally this lame and gay now?

Nice game. Seems that necroing is that "just russian thing"

Yes, because only now I started paying attention.
Many such cases.
And this is a good thing, because it means Ukrainians' atrocities are becoming popular to the mainstream.
I'm kinda autist, but 95% of my friends are full blown normies and I've been sending them all the videos with atrocities and war crimes and even them are starting to say they don't support Ukraine anymore (nor Russia, but it's OK, it's a step in the right direction).

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#2 for sure
euros are cucked beyond belief

Фy, coдoмитъ

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They literally took criminals out of the jails and gave them automatic weapons.
Ukraine will be flooded with warlords and gangs

>same shit since day one
Is this the power of npc ?

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I've heard northern Russians have a bit of Finnish DNA in them.

Good job finbro

Чиcтo пoтoмy чтo зaeбaлa этa хyйня
Oни нaших пaцaнoв пpecпoкoйнo peжyт, a мы им ИPПшки дa чaёк

Post to Helsingin Sanomat, they ran an article about Azov a few days ago so maybe they try to maintain a modicum of objectivity.

I eagerly await your updates

im 28 this years
Its over...

From MoD of Russia Telegram channel.

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New warcrime New warcrime

t.me/anna_news/26399
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CIA controlled groups will be wreaking general mayhem long before the population has a real chance to get pissed off.

Keep us posted fin bro, i'll eagerly wait for the news

youtube.com/watch?v=ze_U5CaMw7Q