/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1382

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>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days
>Russian troops advance towards New York
>Ukrainian war crimes: files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
>Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days
>Referendum to join Russia will be held in LPR, almost fully liberated
>Ukrainian Congress endorses Muslim invasion of Christian regions by Azerbaijan
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4

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files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
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files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
t.me/ukr_pics/39
files.catbox.moe/80r7xk.mp4
sputniknews.com/20220328/russian-forces-down-four-ukrainian-su-24-planes-and-one-su-27-mod-says-1094252632.html
bbc.com/news/world-europe-14393667
mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/when-does-euro-2012-start-your-guide-852623
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2053275/Underwater-painting-Black-Sea-Ukraine.html
secondamendmentdaily.com/2021/01/watch-hundreds-of-troops-turned-their-backs-on-bidens-motorcade-after-5k-troops-made-to-sleep-in-parking-garage-trump-offers-trump-tower/
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>Ukranian soldiers abusing, shooting POWs (NEW, Not Comfy)
files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
files.catbox.moe/wcdy0g.mp4 (Shorter, Subtitled)

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
files.catbox.moe/zt9p8j.mp4

>Missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

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▶WEBM PLUS

▶First /chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
>Chaos in Moschun outside of Kiev as Ukrainians fire on their own
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
>Third Generation Warfare: an interview with father and son
files.catbox.moe/l6yxja.webm

▶Second /chug/ user's translations!
>Reporter Poddubny reacting to torture videos.
files.catbox.moe/atloig.mp4
>An interview with a dagi sergeant that had half his face shorn off in an RPG explosion. This is very much a provincial TV prop piece, but I think it's interesting anyway.
files.catbox.moe/anqwb6.mp4
>Militia member with a PPS-43, he reflects on how symbolic it is, calls it going on a walk with grandpa.
files.catbox.moe/lfj6g5.mp4

▶Chechen adventures in Ukraine
>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
>Chechen special forces captured a Ukrainian goat
files.catbox.moe/ie36q5.mp4
>Chechen war trophy gets a test ride
files.catbox.moe/06sgok.MP4

>"this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
>"this is right from the Russian Playbook" compilation
files.catbox.moe/c68imx.mp4

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tfw no Russian happymeal

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Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

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nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

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t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
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▶War Crimes

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Daily Reminder

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Has anyone else noticed that Zelensky now looks way older and his hairline is far more receded than it was before the war?

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I forgot to take my schizophrenia meds AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Stress does that, just look at any US president before and after they're in office.

first time saw bunch of refugees. bunch of men on their sixties and grannies where are the 18 year old blondes??? dont fucking come here if you are like that eeewww

Well, imagine being a hostage of AZOG for month

>Oedessa
Please redeem the fixed version, sir.

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Part of the plan?

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DOBRO JUTRO,GOSPODINE.

i had a research paper due an hour ago but spent the whole weekend on /chug/ so i didn't do shit.
gonna tell the prof i had a family emergency and need an extension. wish me luck

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Akhmat akbar

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tfw no babushka refugee to make me food and treat me like her son

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HOW CAN HE SLAP

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>he doesn't want babushka neighbor who will deliver borscht to his doorstep because her grandson is in Kiev
very unfrenly, snow nigerian.

For once, Generals are actually dying in the wars they participate in.

What did you expect refugees to look like?
Your lucky that the kike zelensky banned men to escape.

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Why does Putin have 72% approval, while Joe Biden only has 34%?

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pretty sure this is what he thought

HOLY KEK

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Tushaev is dead again? Someone call the necromancers

monke putin

>losing virginity before first relationship
Women...

>threads not so fast
>threads not so slow
>not shills
Definitely, these hours are the most comy in /chug/

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At 72% is a record low for Putin. kek.

Checked redeem
Also good afternoon sirs

Good luck on your uni brudda

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When a general dies does his army just die with him?

They're a nice aircraft, tho real film would be nice to eliminate the rolling shutter warping of the blades in some shots.

damn, this jpg so through
I feel like if I don't make it by 30, then I'll never

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>First kiss: 12
>Discover Any Forums: 13
>...
>Now: 25
>...

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Wait you guys actually called them “The Ukraine”?
I thought that was a hohol psyop

>didn't include the ukie POW calls
Wack

His approval ratings had actually been declining for a very long time, but this year's seen them rise. Biden started out with 50% because he wasn't Trump.

gn frenz. goin to sleep

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At least better than me
>First kiss: never happened

cant you down a chopper flying this low with a rifle?

Because russians are not swimmer-beetles

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same, fren. Good night.

they respawn in the Mausoleum, but they have to lick Lenin's forehead for a week before going back to the front as a punishment

Russian generals are like vampire lords, so yes.

iktf
I'm turning 27 in a couple weeks

...

pfft... you have heaps of time.
When you hit 40 you start getting a fat gut for no reason and your skin turns leathery.

are you real argentina?

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Poor guy gets to watch his dad and two dogs die in cold blood [Eng sub]
t.me/ukr_pics/39
files.catbox.moe/80r7xk.mp4

(Ivankiv, Kiev Oblast, 28.02.2022)

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good idea to shoot at helicopter with a 20mm machine gun

>guess the thread

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A rifle won't do shit to it.

lmao what a virgin

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just tell him AKHMAT SILAT and all will be well bradder

what

We're all gonna make it, bros.
Except me, I am fucking dead insida @ 35yo

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Same here, gn fren.

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This.
Next thread OP pic.

I always called it that, never heard anything else until a couple years ago, think its an colonial era English thing
Its like The Gambia, or how here in nz half the regions are said as The X, like the Hutt/Wairarapa/Taranaki/Manawatu in the North island

>20mm
>machine gun
That's a cannon.

attack helis are virtually immune to small arms fire

Jans are erasing the best posts this thread has to offer. They started with cunny, now schizos...
If they are comfy, it is chug related. pls ondrstnd. ):

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I've never held a woman's hands my dude and I'm fine

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Nice. Death to hohol subhumans

Death to globohomos!

Z!

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We don't use 'the' in our language, but contextually yes. Because 'ukraina', warped from 'okraina', literally means 'outskirts'. Kinda like if your outback declared itself an independent state.

Hans this isn't gta online

they become mindless zombies wandering around searching for food and fuel that they supposedly dont have

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is chornobyl still safe?

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Im actually need to expand my putmonke folder, post it /chug/

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lmao
Are you the arab is nipponland?

So who's winning? Are we winning?

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Did Russians bomb that war crime area yet?

technically it's a "30"mm autocannon

What should Putin call the new Union between Russia Belarus and Ukraine?
Also what countries should be integrated next into the new communist union?

>it's been over a month since the war started
Guys isn't time moving a bit too fast lately? I swear this war started just last week

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real females

That's a man

Slightly improved version

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This is completely incorrect.
The armor tends to be centered around the cockpit with some plates being around the engines (from the sides) or fuel tanks
Those plates aren't always present by the way

Russian FEDERATION

Yes, don't believe the (((media)))

>trusting a chart that which some rando with "muh degrees" in whatever the fuck kind of degree was invented in the (((current era))) about how life is supposed to go.
'tis kina retarded, to be honest.

Life, and how it flows, processes itself, and materializes are different from person to person; there is no "default" as to how life should be lived.

Although people driven with (((monetary incentives))) do push for such farce since it drives their profit margins up.

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/k/?, no way ugh this dumb right?

Rude and unnecessary.

Has it? When did it start?

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Hold on. So automatic nuclear autocannons are not a meme?

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I agree. Time is passing very quick.

Who the fuck are the 28% that are allowed to have that opinion? Does the Kremlin just make this up?

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He's not incorrect

>russia is running out of ammo
>russia is shelling everything in sight
Yup, thats exactly how it works.

it's /uhg/ lmfao
tldr the POW torture video is fake russian propaganda first released on Any Forums to test how real it looked

I think russians use depleted uranium ammo

These fucking twitter journos never fail to amuse me, holy shit my fucking sides

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Yes.

whoops forgot image

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What the fuck this is fallout 4 engineering level bullshit

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10-15% usually don't have an opinion on things
5% are too stupid to read questions

Hope you guys are ready to be knights instead of globohomo pawns in the military to make sure those women and children fleeing don't fall into wrong hands.
Domestic malcontents and EU/globally based groups want to zero in on them. They need to be secured and returned as time allows. No interlopers or infil.
Urgent.

So...
How many of these are actually dead? Can some russian user confirm, I dont trust western sources at all.

It's off-topic shit and if you faggots spam it 24/7 you probably going to get /trash/ed or Any Forumsooted. By all means go ahead that would be fine by me.

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Those 28% are "no comments"
So essentially his ratings are 100%

A better question would be, why are Americans so quiet about a senile geriatric being in control of nuclear codes ? Biden is a joke.

23rd/24th of February, right after our National Military Holiday.

Wha-, aight i give up, i'll never try to browse ugh again.

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1 confirmed by Russia
1 debunked with video
0 proved by Ukraine (posting body / captured military ID like Russia does)
everyone else unknown

Russian Forces Down Four Ukrainian Su-24 Planes and One Su-27, MoD Says

sputniknews.com/20220328/russian-forces-down-four-ukrainian-su-24-planes-and-one-su-27-mod-says-1094252632.html

There's much more than 28% of people who hate our current regime and putin personally.
It's been a very long stroll on the retard road, and Ukraine is the peak retard move by Kremlin so far.

Remember the copes about russians about to freeze to death or eat each other because muh winter and no supplies

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How did you wind up there, I didn't know Saudis encouraged studying in Japan too much.

It's over

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No, jap, look at the hands, the hips, the abdomen, that is a certified femoid.

at least the ka52 gives the pilot some survivability
in 50 years theyll look back at heli pilots as crazy cause they had to go down with their ship

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All-Russia

>first released on Any Forums to test how real it looked
Hahahahaha

Tapac, y тeбя пятaк виднo.

BПH cними, мыкoлa

No. You'd need a ZU-23 at least. You can try with a 12.7mm if you are desperate and not fond of living, but even thats a one in a million lucky shot.

"The Ukraine" is the proper English spelling, the same way "the Netherlands" is.

Used to be mainstream too before globohomo [redacted] it.
bbc.com/news/world-europe-14393667
mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/when-does-euro-2012-start-your-guide-852623
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2053275/Underwater-painting-Black-Sea-Ukraine.html

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jesus, reading this and stumbling onto replies to candace owens tweet makes me think westoids are complete fucking idiots

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>era of sadness has begun
w-was this kim's last post? haven't seen him a while now that i think of it

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>there should be blood clouds and chunks of meat flying off like in muh vidya

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We love Putin.

Swap the sword for Caliber Cruise Missile.

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Ha ypoвнe Aзoвa нaхoдишьcя, бpaтишкa.

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>Chernobyl
No news yet, so it is still fine.

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my point is if you don't do it by 30, then you'll be fucking shit by the time your kids finish school, dunno
my parents made me at 18

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Nothing ever happens

zhou baidan doesn't even control his own bowls, never mind the nuclear football.
secondamendmentdaily.com/2021/01/watch-hundreds-of-troops-turned-their-backs-on-bidens-motorcade-after-5k-troops-made-to-sleep-in-parking-garage-trump-offers-trump-tower/

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anyone remember this place?
I thinks it's the one where civilians blew up a grad

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Im Iraqi, all the smart ppl go to UK, I thought going to Japan would make me unlock knowledge of the far east, something few people know as it's far.
Long story short; I learnt 10 books worth of knowledge but lost all hope. More or less

>Chernobyl
use the real chornobyl spelling chud

If you ask ukies, should have blown up a week ago.

That's the one.

>testing new icbm
>declared antagonist to usa
>that post
Di-dis best korea will be the one who starts nuclear war?

Leaf... those /k/tards cum gurgling faggots cant be that retarder... can they?

Chuds are a russian tribe and thus are allowed to use russian spelling.

>fishnet hosiery
>jeans
Hoe should be wearing microminiskirts and simple high heels.

Fucking bitches are even failing at being hoes.

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I guess taking it out on House of Saud makes all the difference.

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Its Czarnobyl you antipolish racial

>real woman

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>chornobyl

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>Guys isn't time moving a bit too fast lately?
Nah, you are just more aware.

It comes with age.

yeah, i thought that ~20 is too early, as parents aren't mature enough to raise kids.
but in proper family there are granparents still in their prime years, and this is the best setup.

that kind of people become grandfathers before their peers become fathers.

it's Černobylis

Okay sauce of this shit.