ITT: Comedians who wouldn't have let that situation de-escalate

ITT: Comedians who wouldn't have let that situation de-escalate

Old Willy boy would've had to lay Norm out cold before he'd stop saying G.I Jane after that sperg out.

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If you tolerate it, you support it

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norm would tell him a famous will smith joke he heard from artie

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Norm wasn't honored at the Oscars and he should have been.

>Who's name am I supposed to keep out of my mouth?
>J-Jane??
>You mean G.I Jane?
>Oh so I'm not supposed to say G.I Jane?
>OK I WON'T say G.I Jane anymore
....
>But it just has such a nice ring to it.... "G.I Jane"

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G I Jane cucked her husband?

reported for spamming/flooding

Indeed, with a younger nog. GI Jane told to will smiths face on cam that he didnt satisfied her needs. Many keks were given that whole month

oh ffs dont report on norm ya faggot

Norm would've fell into a xanax coma 10 seconds before the slap hit him. Then after mumbling for 10 minutes he'd finish his joke.

I think Norm would have beat the shit out of him, or just started making jokes about him and his wife until security had to be called in.

>you know who else was bald besides GI Jane?
>Jada!

Didn't give a fuck.

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>*gets slapped*
>YA GET IT? IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S GOING BALD!

kek read it in norms voice -- perfect norm joke, with his iconic shit eating grin in the end

>or just started making jokes about him and his wife until security had to be called in.
He literally wouldn't be able to help himself, the only way that man would shut up is if they physically made him. The man could never let a good joke go unsaid.

You know the real funny thing about this hullabaloo is that she doesn't even really look like like G.I Jane. Why I think she looks more like... A tomato.

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100% this. Norm had a reputation for being rowdy and actually knowing how to fight. Theres quite a few stories of him getting into fights and fucking dudes up after a night of drinking.

Norm would have fucked will smiths shit up live on Tv and then the next day been called a racist by every major news network,.

He would just look at the cam, pause for 10sec and then yell
>B A L D

>Ok, ok I want say G.I. Jane anymore
>...I got a new bowling ball the other day, you know who it reminded me of?
>....Jada
>and, G.I. Jane

RIP Norm

How tf did artie outlast them all? Only artie's nose got lost on the way

we will know that Clown World is over when racist jokes are funny again (such as ummmm The entirety of Chris rock's career)

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I normally believe nothing about Norm i hear other people say but the fact he tries to move on from the comments rather than making jokes about them makes me think their real. I think the ole lanky canadian would've started swinging.

>"911"

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>I walked through blood and bones...

It seems real because I could totally imagine Norm saying "what happened to that guy?" with a straight face after he just layed some dude out.

So whenever anyone puts you nerds on their place because you miscalculated the distance between the guy you're trying to emasculate it's their fault?

Nah it's definitely you

He wouldve just kept burning
Like the old hunk of coal that he was.