/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1374

Death to the Great Satan

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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I plan on going whaling in Oklahoma when the food crisis hits.

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based. thanks

how this fat shit will survive if crisis will become

How the FUCK did Chechens get a Challenger?

There is no ukraine.

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doodled buhanka-chan eating don mak, I think it's cute. Stay comfy /chug/
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Reminder: a counter attack with no air cover is called a suicide mission.
Don't let fancy whorehol cope confuse you

>Fox News is airing a propaganda special about Zelenskyy

Can't believe Chug's in its now at it's 1374 iteration.

Cheers to every /chug/bro!

Z!

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CALIBERS OVER ODESSA WHEN?

I'm chuvash and I'm very ashamed. I wish I was Russian

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Gasp! A brat is about to get punished! Can she escape?

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It won't.

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Z!

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You don't use Javelins against unarmored vans, let alone ambulances

Vladimir Putin looked at the creamy d1 ldo in his hands and felt sad.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his wild surroundings. He had always hated coomy the white house with its dripping, dull d1cks. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sad.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of joseph Biden. joseph was a negative muppet with silky d1ck and fat arms.

Vladimir gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a predatory, spiteful, cu1m drinker with monkey-like d1ck and skinny-fat arms. His friends saw him as a rich, roasted rover. Once, he had even helped a chilly old woman cross the road.

But not even a predatory person who had once helped a chilly old woman cross the road, was prepared for what joseph had in store today.

The storm teased like boating cats, making Vladimir anger.

As Vladimir stepped outside and joseph came closer, he could see the crazy glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want revenge," joseph bellowed, in a disgusting tone. He slammed his fist against Vladimir's chest, with the force of 1799 birds. "I frigging hate you, Vladimir Putin."

Vladimir looked back, even more anger and still fingering the creamy d1 ldo. "joseph, i hate you," he replied.

They looked at each other with mad feelings, like two lazy, late lizards hating at a very gross briefing, which had n1g g3r music music playing in the background and two clever uncles stroking to the beat.

Vladimir studied joseph's silky d1ck and fat arms. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you revenge," he explained, in pitying tones.

joseph looked disgusted, his body raw like a tough, thirsty t-64.

Vladimir could actually hear joseph's body shatter into 3447 pieces. Then the negative muppet hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of cu1m would calm Vladimir's nerves tonight.

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What is the end result of this war bros

Loads of strategic targets in Odessa have already been hit. I really don’t think the Russians will touch that city. I think they’re hoping to negotiate a surrender.

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Odessa was a nothing burger. Maybe giving your enemy a warning to intercept your missiles is kinda retarded.

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Kike

>Kyiv is still standing.

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How good he is or how bad he is?

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Asking again because previous thread hit bump limit.
How do I prepare for nuclear winter? Already have a year worth of canned food, salt and grain stockpiled. Would like to hear other anons' advice. Also no guns because I live in communist shithole. Thanks

partition of Hoholistan.

REAL THREAD. NO MASTERS.

wait so the /uhg/ glowing meme contractors made "Azov Chan" to try and counter Buhanka Chan's runaway success? kinda funny they only thought to do that when Azov's stronghold was almost completely wiped out. they're really bad at memeing

Is it true Zelensky was going to broadcast at the oscars or is just bait?

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Why would you want to survive a nuclear winter?

I've been out of the loop the last few hours. QRD?

Recreation of the Russian Empire, an end to the гoмoглoбyc and Kali Yuga.

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Nah, I don't like you

Dude you live in a massive county just buy some land in Patagonia and learn to sheep farm, you’ll never starve.

Nah no mutt bakers sorry lad

You live in fucking Argentina, why would anyone nuke us?

no.

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>I'm very ashamed
why chuvash is good people youtube.com/watch?v=X4Q9y74sImc

No faggot

They're going to give them ample time to leave Odessa isn't going anywhere

ok i fucked up its not $100 billion dollars its 100 billion rubles or about $1 billion dollars give or take
the point remains. why should he be allowed to rob regular russians to have something like this for himself?
if you say he has the right to do it, then why doesn't he just come out and say it?
its not a good look

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They made it a tranny. Forced Still birth.

How the hell do you get such a clean cutout for the Flanker?

need a fat tax. goddamn how do you get that big?

Russia issued some kind of warning from ships to Odessa then they fired some Kalibirs at targets there. Nothing burger as usual but people got excited thinking there was some kind of naval landing imminent.

read cold war civil defense manuals on the topic, also you'll need some kind of firearm if you want a chance in hell

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no mutts
no leafs
no bongs

>all this seethe about striker
Kek stay mad faggot

NEED IMAGE OF BUHANKA CLAY FIGURE NOW

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Romania and Moldova are next, but I don't think Russia will go straight from Ukraine to another offensive. I feel like there will be a cool-down/re-arming period of at least 3-6 months before the Balkan Steamroller offensive.

Kinda wonder if they'll go for Balkans or the Baltics first, or simultaneously?

Russian user says the Russians are blaring a message warning Odessa that they are about to BTFO more targets

This war will only end when only the Russians remain on this planet. This thing with Ukraine? Just a small part of this war.

You probably think I'm joking, right? Naive.

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Pretty sure they just adopted it from 2ch or somewhere else

I muslim shitposted too hard (the religious weapon idolisation) and now despise this shit what do.

Someone needs to make an edit with Ukraine-Chan getting fucked in the ass by Russians in a shower, like that one other scene from that movie with Edward Norton.

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let me see your warface chug!

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>Ukraine gets stronger.
They're not, though. The population of Ukraine is vanishing to go clean toilets in Europe, and their mechanized equipment is disappearing even faster. They already have no ability to go on the offensive.

>mauled near Nikolaev
Lmao at this dude.

It's probably still a feint, like the previous moves towards Odessa, but who knows. Maybe they pulled out the marines days ago without a public announcement.

Well, they tried it. Like it said, it flamed out pretty quickly.

Why ? I know few chuvash and they are fine . Strange mix btw , ternopol from western ukraine and chuvashia on volga

pathetic. get vaxxed nigger

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You really don't believe these Jewish concoctions do you? They just want your DNA to ensure you don't get uppity against the government.

Don't worry user, I checked em.

>Rob
>Is the leader of the nation
He's not stealing anything
Authoritarian leaders deserve to live in luxury and that house is over exaggerated by the CIA and John McCains faggot stooges

they always try to create a parallel to whatever we are posting, they never create their own meme first

It's the same shit as making votive candles of Ginsburg.
>teehee I don't believe in religion but I will use its imagery to feel smug

>intercept the missile
With what?
Cucumbers?
Soup cans?
Like that lady did with the spy drone?
What if they use another ultrasonic missile?
Is Iron man in odessa in your mind?

i could be wrong, but I think Odessa (at least the city center/historic town) will be spared from any actual warfare. like Kiev it is a culturally significant town and Russia won't want to damage it. Kiev and Odessa will be won through diplomacy.

It's also irrelevant to the matter at hand. I don't give a fuck about that or about Putin.

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You are honorary russian, fren

this you? kys

She uses hands tho

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They will Go for all the former soviet territories first, later for former Warsaw pact ones

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They were late because the company artist was out with gay bowel syndrome for weeks.

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BUKs and Strelas can both intercept Kalibrs retard

ah, one can dream, but i doubt russia will make much more waves in europe, i assume it will spend next several years building up asian based economy

Anybody have latest maps of mariupol ?

Those "scientists" probably just added it for fun. They had already confirmed they added black African admixture to white European clients, so they "got those fascists." That's why I have never sent them my DNA and never will. Because I can't trust them to tell the truth, and I don't know what they would do with my DNA and whom they would give it.

Hot glue.

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age of the manlet is now upon us

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>like Kiev it is a culturally significant town and Russia won't want to damage it
Did you forget the big fucking explosion at Retroville?

Gas Little Satan

No thread for you; mutt.

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lets fill up buhanka chan

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What

This. The central banks of western nations literally have their populations in fiat debt slavery chains. Whilst they sell every scrape of the county off and piss the currency down the drain, devaluing the purchasing power etc. Jeff Bezos has just brought three New York pent houses for $80m a piece whilst his workers work 12 hours shifts for fucking peanuts. What’s the difference between him and Putin, very little.

Huge if true

Grandfather is Russian do I avoid getting genocided?

Can you include the ISW map in these?
It is quite detailed and informative

Zelensky robbed 1.5 billion since he became president of Ukraine according to the panama papers.
Are you shocked that politicians line their pockets?
Shit son, you need to be 18 to post here

>supermarket with parked mrls
>culturaly significant

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>Some mall
>Culturally signfigant

That's why you open with shells, Outpost drones, etc.

>What if they use another ultrasonic missile?
>Is Iron man in odessa in your mind?
/uhg/ redditors unite, can iron man intercept a hypersonic missile?
Serious replies only, upvotes to the left.

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He also has kremlin and bunch of other palaces from former russian tzars and nobility (and they loved palaces). Dont tell anyone.

>why should he be allowed to rob regular russians to have something like this for himself?
He shouldn't, but the reason the Western politicians are so salty about it is they were cut off from looting Russia when Putin came to power. The early 90s was an orgy of (((wall street))) helping small hat tribe Russians shovel money out of the country

/chug/bros.... the famed Stalingrad Tank Division has been annihilated..
What's our next move? Trade space for time and wait for the frost?

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>The central banks of western nations literally have their populations in fiat debt slavery chains.

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Do you get paid for it?
If not, I feel sorry for you.

Go join the bajau people aka sea gypsies.

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>> 369698698
you are retarded. that propaganda vector has no effect on this thread because, contrary to what your talking points list says, /chug/posters aren't necessarily Putin fanboys. i don't think anyone is arguing that Putin and his inner circle from St Petersburg are corrupt (although apparently that house actually belongs to another oligarch, who has let putin use it).

try again. shill faggot

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You have to be 18 to post on this board.

You sure he isnt (((russian)))?

Abandoning religion has only led to worse things filling the void.

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jew

>nothing burger
Last time they gave an ultimatum the Chechens went in and murdered a fuck ton of Azogs
Lelelelelele
You aderall addicts need to get off your meds. You don't have feelings other than boredom

Nobody cares about Chuvashes. I have some Chuvash origin through my mother and nobody ever doubted I was Russian.

By the way, this is a Chuvash girl, she was a Miss Russia winner.

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>I'm chuvash and I'm very ashamed
Why? There's nothing wrong with them.

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>concerns that Russia was using it to carry out political attacks against its neighbors
lmao hilarious normies still pretend Azov aren't Nazi but the US establishment sure as hell knew who they were arming and training to kill Russians in Donbass lol..

>a green bay packers themed dacha

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stobb DD:

Chechyans don’t do anything apart from stand around taking Instagram pictures and recording videos whilst the DPR and Russian army does all the work.

BLEACHED

Nigga your DNA is 99% of African origin

I'm ethnically Scottish but I look a bit chinky like an Udmurt, can I blend in with them unnoticed?

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Because I don't want to die nigger. The elites will survive in their luxury bunkers. I want to make sure they won't.

You don't scare me! Work on it!
Holy Jesus ...

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Chechens are the preening size queens of the caucasus.

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rotenberg said he owns it and its a hotel, which is such a retarded lie if you look at the layout of it for more than two seconds.
also i'm not against putin, i'm just trying to come up with how to justify this in my own head

You and I, our children (well, not OUR children, just your children and my), grandchildren and great-grandchildren, will have time to live our lives in relative peace. Our distant descendants will end this war. So yeah, you've nothing to worry.

autism

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Ah, I must be talking to a /k/ military intelligence specialist

>Palau
why'd they do it?

Are you from CABA? Argies that think the rest of the world cares about us usually live there

kike world order was developing ethnic based bio weapons in ukraine, to make slavic women less fertile.

no schizo, it's real look at the documents out there. we know two things

1) they were developing bioweapons that can target certain ethnicities
2) they were researching vaginal diseases

put 1 and 2 together and you get the conclusion that the empire of lies needs do be tsar bomb'd

Actual cannibals would avoid eating that.

THEN WHY AREN'T THEY LMAO

>Odessa is a culturally significant town
And the Russians will shed tears as they blow it apart.
If diplomacy worked, Ukraine would have surrendered before the first bukhanka crossed the border. They wrongfully still believe the USA will come riding to their rescue, so every garrison in every town will need to be militarily defeated to convince them otherwise.
The US loves that idea as it will hurt Russia's rebuilding efforts.

You don't know what nuclear winter is. The famine it will cause will affect every country.

For me it is Enclave

PUTIN SISTER.... WE LOST

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Z

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Yeah. I don't know where I stand on God myself, but normalfags very blatantly need religion to keep them from going crazy.

Nah the schnoz doesn’t match

Fuckiing kek

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so Yugoslavia will rise again? i could see it. and desu it already is looking that way. CIA rendition base employees in Romania seething right now

idk. it might be a smart move to capitalize on momentum. i'm curious if they will make any moves on the Caucasus in the next few months. i don't think they really have to, desu

i thought Retroville was on the outskirts anyway.

Just buy a bunch of galletas de agua and picadillo ez

Nuclear winter is almost certainly an exaggeration. But on the off-chance it's not, the preparations are the same as any other unrest. Make sure you have a well functioning garden with high energy crops. Potatoes are a good start. In case there really is a winter, you'll have to improvise. The main problem will be reduced sunlight, which you can counter with sheets of reflective material to concentrate sunlight onto your crops.

Well, there is actually substantial "Caucasian" admixture even in indigenous sub-saharan Africans, it can pop up
Similar things happen with high caste pajeets, they score some Celtic, Baltic and Slavic ancestry on DNA tests

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ukranian propaganda is effective and timely

A schizo junkie bitch who likes to abuse civilians. Congratulations on the great mascot that fits you so well, ukrops.

Iron man has emp capabilities that can render the ultrasonic missile useless!
I am sure he is coming with other avengers.
We will wait for the official ukranian govmt avengers list to come out before we try to imagine their strategy

>make it clear it's an anti-Russian post for a webm that's all about trying to trick you into thinking it's pro-Russian
They aren't sending their best.

ganyan din ang mapapala ng mga tsino kapag ginyera nila tayo

Lmao bro Odessa is gonna begin being fully flattened like Mariupol in about 16 hours

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