I'm fucking convinced German women are retards

>at uni
>erasmus group from germany arrives
>approach german girl
>gentleman vibes, smooth asf
>crack a joke or two
>she doesnt even smirk
>im like you can do this my man i aint giving up
>keep talking to her she doesnt even talk back
>listen, i fucking like you and i dont give a fuck about your friends or any other girl in this building
>her friends move away and leave us alone
>shes like okay
>she asks me one stupid question about my life, what music do you like
>i like mainstream music
>anyway back to the point, when are you and me going out
>she re enters autist mode
>get fed up, leave the scene

why are so retarded bros? is this how they really are or she wanted me to shoo?

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Certification & designation: BGC.

(OP = major fag)

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OP ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

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did you let her see your gold chain and oily chest hair? Bitches love gold chains and oily chest hair

>im like you can do this my man i aint giving up
yeah only a really fucking entertaining mind can conjure such thoughts
but seriously it's better you dont share any you blithering reddit retard

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She clearly didn't like you
You say smooth, she saw sleaze.

Of course they are.

Hey, it's you again

> not raping her on the spot

Bro.
Why.
You wouldn't even go to jail.

>She clearly didn't like you
women never like men.

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No slut can resist a hairy and oily chest, you wouldn't know, you anglos don't grow any hair in your chest

were your jokes retarded? maybe you're just not african enough bro.

You’re short, hairy, smelly. Please consider suicide.

Maybe you're just ugly man

german girls dont like direct intent from strangers at all.
our way of flirting is indirect and mostly social circle based. you gotta be the guy hosting the parties but never tell them you're into them basically.
also conversations with them are super lame. i hook up w good looking german girls regularly but i start to get fed up with them really fast because they are really autistic.

they tend to be loyal though and quite experimental in bed, but lacking any elegance mostly. i stay away from them by any means neccesary.

i think they have always been like this.
germans are good at building motors but certainly not the best at flirting.

Did you at least use the mandatory 6 (six) sprays of cologne on yourself before approaching?

>getting so upset over a girl rejecting you that you open a thread on a mongolese basket weaving forum
are you 16?

Pay denbts you filthy brown mednigger

this one specifically was very innocent, prob a virgin or had a permanent boyfriend or something idk. she was not slutty at all. can tell the difference from experience

>our way of flirting is indirect and mostly social circle based.
so basically like cringe 13 year old flirting where you pretend to not like the girl? YIKES. Who knew Germans were actually retarded.

>german girls dont like direct intent from strangers at all.
>our way of flirting is indirect and mostly social circle based. you gotta be the guy hosting the parties but never tell them you're into them basically.
This guy gets it.

Retards?
No.
No emotions?
Yes.

Try being black next time

this is intriguing, how does it develop then? when do you tell her you like her? or does she approach you?