You have to be an absolute irredeemable retard to:
1. Not realize something is *very fucking wrong* with the ride if you aren't locked in
2. Not realize that these rides are made for the average population, not 14 year old Shaq's
3. Have the survival instinct of a ham sandwich to not lean as far back and literally hold on for dear life
Kid wasn't a 'gentle giant', he was brain damaged and moved in molasses-ass slow bullet time where reality was an imperceptible distortion of space and time
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Is she going to be okay?
Just taking a nap
OP, you sound like a retard as well.
>just lean back
how does physics work, bro?
3 would not be possible for a lard ass of that size. Have you ever seen a fat fuck sit in a chair? They can't sit up 90 degrees like Humans. They slouch. Just happens that on this ride a slouching motherfucker is perfect for being shot out the bottom of it.
it was locked in though, his fat just proved too flexible
Chair broke tho. He was to much of a lard ass
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fuck jannies
>6'5"
>340lb
Why the fuck did the ride manager ever REMOTELY think that it was a good idea to let him on?
imagine being some white stoned teenager in todays political climate and having to be the one to deny a black person something
das racis
>Say no to a giant nog and his fat nog family
>They chimp the fuck out, call you rayciss
>Burn your park down
Costs were obviously weighed. Probably just cheaper to pay off Splat Albert's family.
if he would have jumped right before he hit the ground and land on his feet he could have walked away, where he went wrong, is his attempt to headslide the rail for tiktok, and well it didnt work
Would have at least avoided what is now a guaranteed lawsuit.
idiot, he should have tucked and rolled and he would have gotten a free ride home if he was pointed in the right direction
When are you fags gonna get tired of this non story? If this is your first time seeing someone fall from a ride, then i know you're a newfag.
kid is going to lose his job but i doubt he has much to get sued over
the park and ride manufactorers get sued, but >his face when
it was locked, he was just too fat
captcha HHH08 lol
When is it going to come out this kid was battling depression and had talked about suicide shortly before the trip?
thank you
No, this is so fucking retarded how could you jump if your in mid air.
He should have spun like a helicopter to slow his fall
> unaccompanied 14 year old >with severe autism
>manages to get on the ride >doesn't restrain himself
>isn't checked
>no safety check is done
>ride precedes
Completely avoidable if proper safety checks were done
This is clearly the popo's fault #ACAB
Niggers are literally too stupid to experience depression.
They just snap to outbursts of violent anger when they perceive things to not be going their way.
>if proper safety checks were done
Do you want to be the one to have to tell this ape that he's not in his seat properly?
Honestly how piss poor standards are those engineered if even a fatass can make them break?
This is why serious men don't go on amusement rides. They don't trust high speed things designed and maintained by other men.
>Splat Albert's
Underrated poast
It's different because Splat Albert Wile E. Coyoted himself into paydirt for his greedy relatives and their shyster lawyers.
It didn't break. Seat was designed by German engineers who never envisioned somebody would try stuffing a 6' 8" 400 lb nigger into it.
They removed the chair for investigation. The whole thing didn't snap off or it'd be in the death photos.