/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1359

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>Night hunters consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters have destroyed 32 tanks, 27 armored vehicles, 43 other military targets in 4 days
>Russian troops advance towards New York
>Ukrainian war crimes: files.catbox.moe/fopeen.mp4
>Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days
>Referendum to join Russia will be held in LPR, almost fully liberated
>Ukrainian Congress endorses Muslim invasion of Christian regions by Azerbaijan
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4 (embed)
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386

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lol gypo stole the baking rights

Many Thanks Kind Baker.

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Based fellow baker

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/chug/ has paid shills making these threads in 8 hour shifts and their pay gets docked if their thread isn't used!

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>Ukranian soldiers abusing, shooting POWs (NEW, Not Comfy)
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files.catbox.moe/wcdy0g.mp4 (embed) (Shorter, Subtitled)

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
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>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
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>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
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>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
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>Missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
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>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
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>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
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youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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You will never be a baker.

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So how long before the war end?

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American reporter at AZOG base in Mariupol.
t.me/voenacher/13227

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It's split, this one is 15 seconds earlier.

Thanks bakerman

>NIGHT HUNTERS JUST FLEW OVER NY HOUSE

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youtube.com/watch?v=uZ-DBO7hmpo
REPORT THE CURRENT LEVEL OF OINKMENT?

I fucked up the embeds, blame argie baker for not baking.

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All these tortures and civilian deaths are fucking rough man. I have a feeling this might go on for several months or even years

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1 or 2 years
It will take time to set up a stable administration of liberated territories.

What the fuck

Why are the western media and zelensky still pretending Mauripol can survive?
It's literally in the last stages of being mopped up and lots of troops have already diverted to the eastern front

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UNNAMED UKRAINIAN SOURCES CLAIM THAT NATO TONGUES MY ANUS

>UNNAMED UKRAINIAN SOURCES CLAIM THAT NATO TONGUES MY ANUS

UNNAMED UKRAINIAN SOURCES CLAIM THAT NATO TONGUES MY ANUS

>UNNAMED UKRAINIAN SOURCES CLAIM THAT NATO TONGUES MY ANUS

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Russiabros, wtf is going on in Kharkiv
Why are we losing?

/comfy/ posting

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you're supposed to liberate the pigs not the goats!

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Based Bulgarian.

Take your meds faggot.

baste

trust the plan

Sorry Romy,
Lets try to not split.
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Gotta keep them shekels rolling in.
The west still controls the narrative.
Most westoids think the ukraine is on the counter attack

Hey, i learned that from bulgarians.
>not letting my car in a bulgarian parking lot that doesen't have at least 4 cctvs on EVER again.

How about this report. Does it sound like "if you only knew how bad things really are"? Just trying to penetrate the cope cage here.
youtube.com/watch?v=W_FqILQb8I4

Is that the infamous Goat of Kiev?

they are gonna rape it, right?

Uhmm what are they going to do with a goat?

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The Russian military can't win wars without nukes or outnumbering the Germans 8 to 1.
>Invasion Themes
NEW: youtu.be/QzbWYLC6nQ8
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>RS-UKR War Cumpilation
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>Ukrainian Insurgency Themes
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>Tanks ambushed
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>World War 3 Mix
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>WW4 mix for time-traveling schizos
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>Ukrainian band plays don't worry be happy
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>Ukrainians blow up russian tank
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>Drone hits russian armored vehicle
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>The Any Forums national anthem
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Fuck, still no good at this.

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SOURCES FAMILIAR WITH THIS LINE OF THINKING CONFIRM NATO TONGUES user'S ANUS
>SOURCES FAMILIAR WITH THIS LINE OF THINKING CONFIRM NATO TONGUES user'S ANUS
SOURCES FAMILIAR WITH THIS LINE OF THINKING CONFIRM NATO TONGUES user'S ANUS
>SOURCES FAMILIAR WITH THIS LINE OF THINKING CONFIRM NATO TONGUES user'S ANUS

>RUSSIA WILL NEVER LEAVE AND IT WILL START WW3
>I will only accept negotiations if you leave

Fucking hell if Ukes don't murder this fucking retard

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I will steal your anti-theft systems, nigger, RoBro baked 15 seconds earlier

Someone is splitting. We should share this thread.

They're bringing it back home so the kids can pet and feed it. Do not worry Ivan

Barglador, I...

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Last thread's titanic posting reminded me that we still haven't had an updated mosaic in a fucking decade

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>leaving your car for more than 5 mins

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Is that really Russia’s flag? 3 lines?

Fucking kek

Ah I am being the faggot.
Try to ignore me.

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We've reached critical levels.

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Reminder that every single russian supports Putin and his war, just look at the facts:
>There has been ZERO anti-war protests, riots or strikes in russia
>even Jewed western polls claim that 70% of all russians support Putin and the war (so the real number is 95%)
>every single russian poster on Any Forums supports Putin and the war and are ready to die for Putin

Therefore every single russian needs to be killed (by burning alive preferably)

>Fucking hell if Ukes don't murder this fucking retard
the president? like it's going to fucking matter, he will be replaced with another clown

I WAS GOING TO THE BEACH.

Let's move to the rus thread, it's more active.

azovbros....

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I want her Majesty Alpha to call me her Krepostnoy and step on me

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Heh. true, thought it counted when russie bro called baking.

>There has been ZERO anti-war protests, riots or strikes in russia
False, they just arrest them immediately.
>even Jewed western polls claim that 70% of all russians support Putin and the war (so the real number is 95%)
They are trying to demonize Russians in order to make them fight harder for their freedom.
>every single russian poster on Any Forums supports Putin and the war and are ready to die for Putin
Then why are they posting and not in Ukraine?
>Therefore every single russian needs to be killed (by burning alive preferably)
This one might be true. A lesser evil than the alternative.

>every single russian needs to be killed
>hmm I wonder why Russians support the war

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Stop thread splitting. Make them migrate here.

Memes shape reality.

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Didn't see, sry, I was just excited to see my flag there. Have the entirety of denmark's copper wires back, user.

Your words show that you became a Nazi, so you are next for denazification.

urge to W A G N E R

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i wanna put baby seeds in her

Ukrainians are Russians

>Fucking hell if Ukes don't murder this fucking retard
how can ukies even kill him when he is hiding somewhere in poland

Muie, de unde ești?

ukris mass murdering other ukris and blame it on russia in 3 2 1 ....

sacrifice it to moloch

oh no oh no
>lool
this appears to be the sanctioned bread according to splitbaker ivan
but other bread is moving faster so will keep an eye on both and hope shit's fixed by next bread
t. clusterfuck

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>Ukrainians are Russians
they will be

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we can recycle this one no worries

sneaky bastards. that was the plan all along, wasnt it?
youtube.com/watch?v=Cm0qaXi9THA

>Russian troops advance towards New York

I've learned that Hohol has understanding of causality comparable to a drugged out inner city nigger.
They both live in the moment, in the most literal sense imaginable. The past doesn't exist. The future is literally just about satisfying his next immediate urge, nothing else.
It's fascinating and terrifying at the same time.

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There were anti-war protests, but these were small isolated incidents