/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1345

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>Russian aviation hit 325 military assets in the past 4 days
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>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azog remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
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youtube.com/watch?v=orLL5xhQRZU
theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/26/joe-biden-billionaires-tax
rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/juxmpi.mp4
files.catbox.moe/wcdy0g.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7btkg8.webm
files.catbox.moe/nl5p90.webm
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litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/emx3lt.MP4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

/comfy/ status?

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Maximum comf achieved.

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henlo frens

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Extreme comfort.

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I have work tomorrow :(

>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway
Can I have a sauce? I missed it

SLAVA U KRAJINI
DOGODINE U KNINU

Da!

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t.me/vladlentatarsky/12440
Dogs eating Ukranian soldiers

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youtube.com/watch?v=orLL5xhQRZU
Good vibes for my chug bros

Z

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What does ZA SHOO mean?

Z /comfy/

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>EFT
The fat fuck needs to pay for ruining his own game

theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/26/joe-biden-billionaires-tax

>The Washington Post, citing five sources and an internal administration document, said the “billionaire minimum income tax” plan would establish a 20% minimum tax rate on all American households worth more than $100m.

Time for new taxes, lads

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Whyyyyy?
Or whaaat for?

why

it is fully controlled by Russia and Russian people are appointed.

I wish wows had custom decals

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread #2
>Ukranian soldiers abusing, shooting POWs (NEW, Not Comfy)
files.catbox.moe/juxmpi.mp4
files.catbox.moe/wcdy0g.mp4 (Subtitled)
files.catbox.moe/7btkg8.webm
files.catbox.moe/nl5p90.webm

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
files.catbox.moe/zt9p8j.mp4

>Missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

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>/comfy/ status?
Rising

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"What for?" it's the hohol version of "Dindu nuffin!" more or less...

The subtitles makes it 10x worse
Literally fucking animals
files.catbox.moe/wcdy0g.mp4

End of 'Beta' NEVER EVER

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Article on sputnik but it is banned so can't link

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Chinese
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Finnish
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Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
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t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
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▶War Crimes
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Once I finish cooking dinner I will achieve my final form

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"for what?" like "what we did wrong to get this treatment?"

Oooh nooo not the 100 milionares brooos

WHY?! in the sense of "WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!"

Z!

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Local version of "I dindu nuffin!"

Yeah but the OP mentions a Crimean representative, has there been a statement?

Thanks

Learning Russian while shitposting
Learning new cuisine while shitposting
Learning about the war while shitposting
>only on /chug/

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It ain't ZA SHOO
You have to emphasize
ZA SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm looking forward to, hopefully, seeing the Russian response to ukies kneecapping POWs.

DUCE DUCE DUCE

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Can't wait for Putin to mention it in his next speech

Opinion?

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kiev dresdenized?

they winning every paraolympic event for the next decade atleast

is loli hentai legal in russia?

>has there been a statement?
Crimean fried chicken is finger lickin' good.

look at the name of who made that study

Zbros how we doin

it means why?
or for what?
it expresses no understanding why some action was made.

There is a classic Ukranian joke:
Two khokhols are going through Kiev
They see a Russian
One khokhol tells another: let's beat this Moskal'
The other replies: what if he will beat us?
The first one replies: and ZA SHO?

I'm still confused how America can splash those billions dollar aid to Ukraine like rapper throwing his fake-ass money in his MV, but Trump can't even get money for his wall lmao.

fucking pedos.

Death to globohomos!

Z!

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Comfy status: slowly diminishing

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Big nose?

I just had the weirdest dream /chug/. I was in a military transport, with putin driving it, and He dropped us off in front of a ukrainian municipal building, and the flags were english and ukrainian on top.
I had one of those shitty tapco plastic stock SKS and some loose ammo in my pocket and fought the AFU. Then I ran out of ammo, and I got so stressed I woke up in a panic...

Anyway, Z, good morning /chug/!

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Good day sir

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It's considered as a child porn

I completely forgot... it's
>I'm good here
I'm fucking crying.

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War.....War Never Changes

files.catbox.moe/emx3lt.MP4

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I hate Azovcuck and Banderafaggots

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comfy

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>DNR troops have finished clearing the Verkhnetoretskoye settlement and will now move on to New York
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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I don’t understand, are we now also bombing the leafs?

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New gains?

illya... trying to seduce adults..!!!

I can't take german social science seriously, I'm sorry user.

Big titties are always comfy

>download the 4k texture pack
>92gb
>barely looks any better
>doesn't even apply to all vehicles
>it's fucking AI upscaled, not the original files

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Hirschman sounds big nose like

There are some exceptions.
>loliver

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nope
never confuse 2D with 3D

finally the moment we have all been waiting

kek

Anyone have decent resources to learn russian?

big if true

You can't post it on russian social media, instantly jailed.
It's legal to view and download though and even if some resources might be blocked, it's quickly solved with a proxy or a vpn.

Severity of our laws is compensated with lach of effort enforcing them though.

Probably someone with a very interesting "Early Life" section.

3D women are not important

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300g eldertree flower
3l water
3kg sugar
boil water, let it cool, put eldertree flower into water, leave for 24h, filter it trough a cloth, add sugar to water, put on low heat, stir untill syrupy, then add 1/5 syrup and 4/5 water to a glass and enjoy
also works with dandelions and mint, exact same recipe just substitute eldertree flowers

for what?

>AI upscaled
Lmao anything with AI in the name is guaranteed shit

Just like in my simulations

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this troubled young man looks familiar

I'd have to browse the archives to be sure though

My dude
I like Serbians, please don't say subhuman shit

Why would you ever rename Novhorodsk into a New-York? Is this some next level of mutt-worshipping?

factual.

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texture detail has reached it's zenith when it comes to perception by the eyes-brain...the goal of more realism is no on other fronts like lighting (ray tracing) and such...you are just consuming more electricity and tiring your hardware for hardly any return...

I don't think you can learn Russian on your own. You need a school.

I got paid in free bakso per thread.

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Cargo cult

Snore fartder

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I refuse to believe that there are so few MILF appreciators out there.

did you ever attempt to make bissap?

the only reason this was done was to eventually be able to say Russia was bombing New York

fuck I need to sleep, good night chug bros, stay comfy
Z!!

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Russia needs to give Nukes to Serbia

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Most of us are MILF enjoyers it's the patrician's choice.
We just don't feel the need to be loud about it.

New York
Edmonton
It has begun!

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bullshit

Hey! i like Novel AI!

what a fucking shit take honestly, the entire RSK army was 25 000 strong
there are more people in my village than the entire RSK army
we should have used the JNA with zero remorse

Not all hags are created equal.

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>"Captain Alexandrov!" the division commander shouted into his microphone.
The battalion commander's transmission had stopped in midword. The colonel
was using his radio too much. Ten miles away, a German battery of 155mm
mobile guns tracked in on the radio signals and fired twenty quick rounds.
Alekseyev heard the incoming and jumped into a German-dug foxhole,
dragging Sergetov with him. Five seconds later the area was blanketed by
smoke and noise.
The General stuck his head up to see the colonel still standing, still giving
radio orders. Behind him the command vehicle was burning, the radios with it.
Five men were dead, another half-dozen screaming with the pain of their
injuries. Alekseyev looked with annoyance at a bloody streak on the back of his
hand.

Oy Vey but in hohol.

Are we winning yet, FSBsisters?

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I'm telling you right now, that would be a huge mistake and don't do it.
based

They could've paid for the wall if they wanted to, but Trump wasn't in control.

Russian anons I know you vehemently hate americans... but, would you guys mind building more russian orthodox churches here? In my area we only have Greek ones and I cannot stand greek "lazy orthodoxy." I've been orthodox since 2009 and almost always stuck with Greek churches and they're almost always places of drama.
Thanks.
I think I might have to bite the bullet and get one of those online classes.

Hohols are not humans.

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I was talking about nuking Kiev kek and i dont even like Ukrainians

I'm an unashamed flat-chad but I still have to admit that Kusanagi gives me a boner

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Based Aussie

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no I only make juices from stuff that grows here, and I mostly go to a forest to pick the ingredients because it's a chance to go out to the forest and that's always a good thing to do

Kek

When do we invade US along with Mexico and Chinada?
Phase 6?

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based roxy enjoyer
based MiA reader

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