This fat no eyebrow having tub of lard is a US soldier...

This fat no eyebrow having tub of lard is a US soldier? The dude can’t even do one pull up or 20 push-ups how the fuck is he going to fight a hard-core killer Chechen soldier who’s been trained in MMA since he was five years old… We are so fucked

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And for you morons who don’t know Chechnya is a republic in Russia so they fight for Russia we are so fucked

>hard-core killer Chechen soldier
kek what, chechens are getting dunked on by the ukrainians left right and sideways
chechens are nothing more than hairy manlets who suck the dicks of their oppressors

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Yeah yeah yeah I know western propaganda the Russians are getting their ass kicked by the Ukrainians… But US soldiers need to go in to help the Ukrainian army… But if the Ukrainians are kicking ass why would they need our help? Pull your head out of your ass Russia is kicking ass the western propaganda is so low IQ and moronic Russia is slowly strategically taking over if they wanted to they could’ve bombed all of Ukraine back to the Stone Age

>western propaganda
lmao
>Russia says 1,351 of its soldiers have died since the war began on February 24
>15,000 Russian troops may have died so far in Ukraine, senior NATO official says
I'm going to assume about 6k russians died.
compare that to the 2k american military deaths in afghanistan over a span of 20 years
yes, russians are getting their shit pushed in.
>But if the Ukrainians are kicking ass why would they need our help?
ukraine is a corrupt poor shithole, of course they're going to ask for weapons

Take the supposed military warrior might that Chechens and Russians like to LARP about and multiply it by .25 and you get their actual, real, non-exaggerated capabilities. It's called the "Social Media LARP Coefficient" wherein a subject's actual real world standing (whether it be a nation's military might, an influencers wealth, or an e-thots beauty) is calculated by taking what they display on social media for the world to see and multiplying it by 1/4 to correct for noise and window dressing exaggerations.

Anyway, I bet that bald creatura is a top notch artillery man. He looks like he's hungry for some kills.

diversity is our strength. the more fat, brown, queer, etc folks we have in our ranks, the better it is for the progress of our country. quit being such a bigot and learn how to live in 2022 loser

All that fat fuck Mcgrunt needs to do is push a button and 30000 hardened Chechen soldiers die. He does not need to do one push-up nor pull-up.

He has something a battle hardened Chechen will never have, diversity and acceptance of minorities

The Jews give him cool space-age weapons that he operates with a video game controller and uses to blow the chechen up while giggling like a little boy.

So much this. When you have technology, money printer, and missiles you can afford to be a bunch of drunken fat fuck butt lovers. Murica!

>Chechen will never have, diversity and acceptance of minorities
putin literally brags about how diverse russia is

He's happy to be there and is enthusiastic about being able to talk to biden. That's not something a normal enlisted soldier would do. He's probably a nasty girl(natguard) and former airborne which would fit the physique.

Also this soldier is el ogro de las americas + der coomer.

>Sargeant McFatty’s video game
>Chechen’s shitten pants
>pic related.

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I think they're pretty lax on the standards for non combat and higher rank

Chechens are larping faggots and maybe you haven’t noticed yet but this isn’t WW2. Warfare is all about drones and missiles. If this fat retard can sit behind a screen and push a button to bomb a Russian then he’s doing his duty.

Pic: Kadyrov larping in Ukraine.

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I meant he’s larping that he is in Ukraine when he is just sitting outside his palace.

>But US soldiers need to go in to help the Ukrainian army
Who is saying this? NATO and US leaders are advocating sending aid to Ukraine, not sending US troops. The closest they came to that was calling for a no-fly zone, calls that got denied.

I can't believe Any Forums is this supportive, this is literally a dream come true for me. One day I hope that Any Forums becomes even greater then LGBT in terms of multicultural acceptance.

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Haha Jesus Christ quite the narrative man. I have actually fought and stared death in the face before, but thanks for spreading your own insecurities onto me. How many wars have you been involved in? This is my third. Also happily married so not sure who I'm impressing with the ladies. Also you want to tell all the refugees I assisted in medical tents that I was pretending to be playing COD? Cause I'm sure they wouldn't take much of what a keyboard warrior says seriously anyways

How is he a private and already that fat?

this is a board of peace and diversity