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▶Latest >Ukrainian soldiers film themselves abusing and shooting POWs >UKR Mariupol chat just posted manual on action in case of chemical attack by chlorine and ammonia t.me/mariupolnow/3985 >Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor >The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative >Russian MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th >^ Estimates Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded >Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories >Russia: the opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired >Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol >Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers >Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles >Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats >Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage" >From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble >CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4 >DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain >Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 >Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa >Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev >Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA >Purge of opposition in Ukraine >Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
You will never be a real empire. You have no economy, no human rights, no technological prowess. You are a drunken, violent ape exhibit, twisted by 70 year old propaganda and baseless machismo into a crude mockery of a coherent political ideology. World leaders mock you. Your own citizens are disgusted and ashamed of you, and your “allies” laugh at your Neanderthal existence.
All civilized nations are utterly repulsed by you and the crumbling shithole you call an empire. Whenever Russia tries to move beyond the early 20th century, it’s servile, inbred potato-farming population inevitability manage to fuck it up, and latch onto the most psychotic, obviously corrupt strongman they can find, like a battered housewife. The ex-Warsaw pact dumps the size of Rhode Island which do tolerate you will turn tail the second they realize the only benefits are a currency worth less than toilet paper, and a bunch of free Ladas with borscht heaters in place of cupholders.
You will never rule the world, let alone Europe. You wrench out a fake smile each morning and tell yourself it’s going to be хopoшo, but inside you feel the desperation creeping in like a weed, crushing you under the weight of a collapsing ruble and countless generations of cumulative fetal alcohol syndrome.
Eventually, it will become too much to bear - the Russian Federation will implode, your pathetic economy will buckle under sanctions, and one strongman will topple another. Your citizens will flee, heartbroken but relieved they no longer have to live in unbearable poverty and misery, even if that means catching the cum of Western tourists for a fiver. Every country you once clasped in your hairy, apish claws will be renamed, its peoples free. Historians will dismiss you as a bumbling, discount Hitler. And all that will remain of your legacy is a 6.6 million square mile patch of icy mud that is unmistakably poor.
This is your fate, this is what you chose. There is no turning back.
