HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

Did Splattemfattem at least get a link up first?

Topkek.

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Need the audio version, wanna hear it landing

Are auto captions racist?

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I guarantee you that he did something stupid to facilitate that.

Fucking KEK

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grow up.

Memes aside that is a horrible way to die. Like a fucking nightmare.

Simple, yet fucking hilarious.

>HAHA LE EBIN BAIN MEEM BIG GUY 4 YEW AMIRITE GUIZE ECKS DEE
Top cringe.

Based

99.9% of the time someone does at a major theme park The intentionally did everything possible to circumvent the safety precautions.

The family should sue for future nfl earnings

Probably most ways you die are horrible ways to die. He didn't have long to consider his fate, even if you consider the almost assured time dilation that occurred as he was flung out.
If he was alive after impact he was probably unconscious.
Point being, I don't think this is worse than say, being eaten by a bear.

>WOOOO

Gravity is white supremacist "theory."

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my homie big slime fell thru the harness

If the shoes come off you know it's a sure kill

A lot of folks take their shoes off on this ride.

I'd say so
did fat nigger pass out - perhaps only other explanation - or dumb fat nigger leans forward as far as he can to see ground - fat chug ass rips the belt apart

Wheres the one with sound?

He actually did, for a brief moment...he was free.

why did nothing crush or flop around, his whole body is still one piece

I agree, but I think what makes people say stuff like this is tragic is the setting of civilisation in the background. All the order around you suggests chaos shouldn't be happening, whereas in nature it's all chaos.

youtube.com/watch?v=lovvYNpmc5A

watch the version with sound and listen to the fat splat he makes on impact

>OH NIG-

It wasn't a very long fall. Cases like the woman with the burst ass implant and the dude on video who let off a proper red mist on impact fell from way higher.

They are trying to blame the ride operator for not buckling him in, but there is some evidence he did. Is it possible he slipped out intentionally during the ride? What if he got his shirt or something caught in the latch?

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wait for the xrays. i hope they get release to the public. lmao

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chilling

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the seats on the ride tilt out when it comes down towards to bottom. his massive size/inertia was too much for the seat and when it tried to tilt forwards the back snapped off. with nothing to hold him against the harness was useless.

Wasn't there an aftermath video from a different angle?

what back snapped off... nothing came out with him

Get up get on up

imagine youre sitting next to this dude, the machine slowly descends until your feet touch the ground... and then it rises once more...

REVERSE NIGROJUMP IN ACTION

SO whats the story was he just too fat or did he not strap in correctly