/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1326

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>UKR Mariupol chat just posted manual on action in case of chemical attack by chlorine and ammonia t.me/mariupolnow/3985
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russian MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>^ Estimates Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Russia: the opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
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litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
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files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
pastebin.com/rPDqhY62
files.catbox.moe/6bjqcp.mp4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_prostitution_in_Ukraine
youtu.be/UXA--dj2-CY
files.catbox.moe/p1ful7.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=x_-ehagcrBg
twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1507852956070260741
ok.ru/video/186557468962
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread #2
>The Ghost of Kiev has fallen (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/nsje04.mp4

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
files.catbox.moe/zt9p8j.mp4

>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

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Russian girls are cute

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>Can't we just, like i don't know, pretend that Warsaw is actually literal War Saw
lmao

Shoigu was assembling the Cloak of the Undead King, I will not explain further.

Z status?

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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First for kots will always live in our hearts

z lost early in the march if you didnt know. 2 more weeks

Z

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▶Phase 1 and 2 details

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>In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.

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>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev, Kharkov, Chernigov, Sumy and Nikolaev. Kherson and most of the Zaporozhye region are under full control.

>The public and individual experts are wondering what we are doing in the area of blocked Ukrainian cities.

>These actions are carried out with the aim of causing such damage to military infrastructure, equipment, personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the results of which allow not only to shackle their forces and do not give them the opportunity to strengthen their grouping in the Donbass, but also will not allow them to do so until the Russian army completely liberates the territories of the DPR and LPR.

>Initially, we did not plan to storm them in order to prevent destruction and minimize losses among personnel and civilians.

>And although we do not rule out such a possibility, however, as individual groups complete their tasks, and they are being solved successfully, our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.

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files.catbox.moe/6bjqcp.mp4

Women aren't human.

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Death to globohomos!
Z!

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its all so tiresome bros

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Why do European leaders even think about war? Their countries are smaller than some of our regions (oblast). A couple of 'Kinzhals' on their military targets and they're done.
Are they completely retarded? Do they hate their own people? Explain to me, I don't understand.

I thought everyone in armenia moved to sochi so there is no people left

Food for tank

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take care of your cartel problem first larping retard

>Russia literally bear tanking all the NATO aggro while Chinks dps the petrodollar

Kek

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bucked but not broken

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Big Ukraine gains near:
>Mykolaiv/Kherson
>Kyiv
>Kharkhiv (Trostianets liberated!)

Russian gains
> ......

Every day it becomes more embarrassing to become a Putinbot.

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Stop posting this retarded lie.

Globohomo wants Europe destroyed because European people always overthrow tyrants.
Those politicians work for globohomo.

They suck the dick of Americans and think that they will come to their aid in case of an attack

Do Russians make moonshine?

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Without food, water and ammo as of yesterday. According to Ukraine

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usa orders - eu barks

Aqua

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Europeans want America to fully protect them.

European leaders do as Uncle Sam says.

What would be the name of the liquor distilled from ZOG and hohol tears?

are they really afraid of Z?

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And Volonovokha right leaf bro?

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>>In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.

>>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev.

>>our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.

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>Russian government refuses to answer calls on every line including the "red hotline"(actually a unique encrypted private email system) direct between both President's office's. No phones,emails,text messages or emergency broadcasts are being responded to. This has never happened before.

>The US state department is concerned regarding the cutting off of contact and are reportedly sending the US ambassador's attache physically to the Kremlin to ask for the ambassador to have an audience tomorrow with President Putin, Foreign Minister Lavrov and Defence Minister Shoigu to rectify President Biden's inflammatory remarks earlier tonight and throughout the day where he reiterated that President Putin was a "butcher" and a "war criminal" and gave his rather clearly implied support for regime change which the White House quickly responded not a call to regime change.

>This will be a major diplomatic and possible major military escalation in Ukraine, in response to these remarks.

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is this what Biden meant by the winter of Death ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_prostitution_in_Ukraine

youtu.be/UXA--dj2-CY

Yes, pretty common thing here.

Who would want to drink such a thing? Disgusting

I don't think they seriously think of themselves as more than potential nuke launch pads for the (((US)))

*almost* picrelated

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At the rate things are going... I would not be surprised with unironically TWO MORE WEEKS!

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they are the best!

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Zelensky's advisor predicts today's happenings 1:1 in 2019

files.catbox.moe/p1ful7.mp4

Boy do we make it!
youtube.com/watch?v=x_-ehagcrBg

Also yes, I just got a shipment of samogon from my cousin.

It's over for russia...

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All of europe is under the control of the US
That's all there is to it
And nobody here cares about their own people

sauce on greentext mein fren?
Wondering if there's any more

The fuck are you talking about cunt?

>not really invested in the ukraine russia conflict
>one side appears to be backed by pedo anime troons and the other by national socialists

okay i have now chosen a side. are you all here from reddit?

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It's best to understand Western Europe as being vassal states of the US.

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Lustra again, it's like 3-4 times i saw them in this week.

it's a combination of fear, seethe and cope t b h

fear of Russia because on a rational level they know that what you said is true as well

seethe because once upon a time it was Europe dicking on Russia but now Europe is powerless

cope because they unironically think that Uncle Sam will come to the rescue when in reality the ZOG will just cut their losses and focus on the western hemisphere if Russia was really serious about buck breaking Europe

But leaf bro, I thought it was liberated by our glorious Ukrainian comrades 2 weeks ago?

Like my country, the leadership are vassals of USA and haven't had the nerve to tell America to fuck off, or to stop causing shit

Wonder what's her stance on BLM.

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>>/369494500
>Russian gains
They pushed all AFU out of the last residential areas of Mariupol. And unlike your claims, this actually happened.

There are around 5 shops dedicated to selling semi-industrial samogon apparatus in my 200k town alone.
But most people make equipment by themself

You might be in luck. At the rate things are going Russia's going to have another age/gender pyramid like this.

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Ran out of missiles two weeks ago.
Ukraine air force has air superiority since day two.
Also putin is dying of cancer and covid.
He will be forced to step down soon.
CNN confirmed ghost of Kjew still alive

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I'm quite surprise they're letting Biden escalate this shitshow by personally attacking and wanting to remove Putin.

(you) for effort

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this is russian antiwar organization in eu

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Wasn't this getting posted as Ukrainians using white phos yesterday?

>>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev.

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Z

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they brought in a bunch of middle easterners, africans, and other mystery meat people to replace their native peoples...what do you think?

>Do Russians make moonshine?
They are slavs, so yes.
Though the set up is usually much more ghetto than picrel.

Aren't those photos from donetsk, a few days ago?

twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1507852956070260741

>the first phase
>the main goal - the liberation of Donbass
Pic related.

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Any Forums is an anime website retard

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The opportunity for Russia to continue to exist has expired.

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>Yes, I do feel like a hero

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That the initial Russian aims were "limited." It is obvious from the initial spearheads (north and south) that the objective was to cut Ukraine into two parts between just west of Kiev and northwest of Mykoliev.

White House communications has already walked back his statements, in large part because they would violate a standing EO.

And sometimes it's explode.

My father (He has PHD in theoretical physics and head of department) did buy some stuff and started to make samogon

That is the point of all of this you idiot, US and EU wages war but not on their soil and get rich from it.

They are funding and supplying their Ukranian zogbots to die for them in a foreign country, while they make trillions along the way with passing laws to give more taxpayer money to companies who manufacture those weapons and they own those same companies.
Also even a bigger win is that everything got more expensive now to the average citizen, so they can "own nothing, and be happy(because they are doing it for freedom and against Putler)".
They will also pass more laws probably soon to imprison anyone who supports Russia in the conflict verbally or tries to protest against the sanctions.
They are only ones winning out of all of this.

b*den just can't help himself huh

geriatric alzheimer fag probably forgot who he was even talking about, I'd bet good money he unironically thought he was talking about saddam or something

It really is. Some how Russia is loosing this badly yet still gaining ground. At this rate they are going to loose themselves right into victory.

>administration has to rectify the president's words
Jesus fucking Christ, pull this faggot out of office and put Trump back in there.

>reportedly sending the US ambassador's attache physically to the Kremlin
would be a shame if he met with an accident enroute

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I'm a total faggot for Zelensky. I love when he dances. It gets me harder than
Justin taking away the bank accounts of Nazi anti vaxxers. I love Joe Biden. He's my favorite pedophile. Vaush is my 2nd favorite pedophile. Nobody listen to this Canadian. He's one of my many different personas.

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>Russian gains
>>
crimea and donbass

We call it caмoгoн (samogon translates as self-distilled)

For those in the last thread asking about the Azov crucifiction video
ok.ru/video/186557468962

W H OMEGALUL
Is this Tikhanovskaya bullshit all over again? "Pls go riot goy... good boys! We will watch from *eu country* while you go behind bars :)))"

>by national socialists
*Jews

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I hope Germany & Poland like using Rubkes

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Crème de Cope

It's a direct quote from the head of the Russian army

Why make samogon when you can make alcoholic kvass

No idea but surely will taste worse than californian wine

The only things Putinbots have at this point is old news when Ukrainians got overexcited:
>Muh ghost of Kyiv
>Muh Volonovokha offensive
>Muh kotel around Kyiv

They focus on the (few) incorrect pro-Ukrainian predictions to justify the complete Russian lack of success in almost a month!

Almost a month of no Russian gains! It's easy to see why everyone knows Russia is losing!

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for the guy complaining about Night Watch being kinda shitty, read the books instead. The books were pretty good.