Remember what they took from you bros.
RIP Lochnessy
They're trying to cancel my LochNessy now too bros wtf
Asher Cox
Ethan Ramirez
I'm will I'm I's going to I gonna steal it and keep it as a pet in my pond and feed it pasta
Oliver Rivera
Liam Walker
all lakes / bodies of water should have a monster
trannies are a good type of monster for woodland areas but not for lakes. idk of trannies swim but they scare the living shit outta me
Liam Ortiz
Thank you fren 'tis our sacred duty to care for God's creatures
Luis Rivera
NOT QUITE SURE I UNDERSTAND
DON'T REALLY CARE THOUGH
ALBA GU BRATH
Benjamin Cook
I could wear my fursuit and be like rawr x3 owo pounces on you uwu nuzzles your bulge *rapes* would that work for a woodland monster
Nathan Phillips
Yeah they're pretty darn terrifying and the woodland areas seem to suit them.
They hate water cuz it washes off all their shit
Hudson Brown
I think what they're trying to say is that they're gonna try to kill him
Kevin Campbell
The loch ness monster is literally a misidentified giant european eel. It's not fucking British imperialism or any other gay shit like that - it's fucking drunk celts thinking a big eel is a fucking water dragon, like people used to do with oarfish and sea serpents.
Jason Hall
What I see is based Scottish rebelling against the English subhumans.
Julian Clark
Fuck you dinosaurs are racist you bigot
Josiah Powell
Yeah, this. Was going to say, there's no way that drunken scots didn't come up with this one.
>log or some shit floats by
>"I'TS A BLUUDY MUNSTERRR"
Christopher Reed
was going to make a comment that other autists might find funny, but this is just sad.
>Nessy-scottish legend that spurred on mystery and fascination of the real world.
>Jack the ripper-english legend of a guy who killed prostitutes
the second one has more relevance to their insane thinking than the first. but lets kill any wonder of the world in people.
David Gray
Also what if I made a epic dragon sockpuppet and killed all the poop colored people that went in the woods with it is that a good idea they'd think there's TWO monsters
Benjamin Morgan
I hate the antichrist
Ryder Davis
CLOWN WORLD
Kayden Howard
Exactly what a sea serpent would say
Dylan Smith
>YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN
>THE ONLY THINGS THAT EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE ARE THE THINGS IN DR SHEKELSTEIN'S BOOKS
>YOU WILL HAVE YOUR SENSE OF WONDER DRAINED FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
Hudson Miller
>lets just shit on everything fun and unique about our land
I guess Willy was right about the scots hating the scots.
Kayden Perry
nobody likes my sock puppet idea i guess :(
Eli Mitchell
serpentine tails typed this post
Nathan Green
>HOW DARE YOU TRY TO IMAGINE NEW CREATURES
>IF YOU'RE HAVING FUN YOU ARE NOT LEARNING
Joshua Cruz
Checked.
I liked it a lot, user.