You can’t

You can’t.

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Redpill me on the secret significance of these innocuous cooking products

I would suck cock for some sunflower oil right now. jk. but handjobs are on the table.

They are what makes us Americans healthier and stronger that eurobitches.

Oil / fat has the most edible calories by weight of any food. It stores for a long time and is cheap. You can drink it plain or drizzle it on foods or even cook with it.

They are the one and only cause of heart disease. Heart disease did not exist prior to their introduction into the food supply in the mid 1800's.

Pretty crazy how the price has risen though. I bought a bunch of that shit just as all this inflation was kicking off, before I found out about seed oils, and I got those containers for under $4 each.

What are the political implications of me pouring all that oil onto the floor?

Olive oil and garlic-flavored olive oil.

the veggie oil tastes better

it would be funny
politically of course

In the store or in your rental?

NEARLY ALL THE OIL ON SHELVES IS ALREADY RANCID

AND THIS IS GRADE F OIL EVEN IF IT WAS FRESH

Olive oil and butter are top tier. What OP listed is what he uses to wash down all the cum he drinks.

that stuff will kill you

when i cook steak i use duck fat but other than that, yeah, what you posted
whole fat unsalted butter

Report and sage.

they are shit for your health start planting olive trees and get the good shit for free

Imagine not using rendered bacon fat...

is corn a vegetable?

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>vegetable oil
vegetable oil of what? Wtf do you eat there?

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But I can and I will.

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You will never be a janny.

I think it's a fruit

All of the vegetables.

Literal poison. Never consume vegetable or seed oils.

I think it's canola oil.

>Name A Better Duo
Butter and my dick. Painful at first, but you'll learn to love it.

Vegetable oil is just used as a lubricant. Like spraying a frying pan or baking sheet.

lard and tallow
polyunsaturated oils ruined everything.