/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1323

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>UKR Mariupol chat just posted manual on action in case of chemical attack by chlorine and ammonia t.me/mariupolnow/3985
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azog remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU

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▶News
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▶Ukraine Map
z.zz.fo/6volM.jpeg

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youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
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scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
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southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
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OH NO NO NO NO

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how's the "main objective" (kek) fighting in the Donbas going faggots?

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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I just got my house renovated, can someone tell putin not to bomb it please once he comes into baltics?

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fixed up more azogchans

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Kiev getting taken when?

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FUCKED US PLANS IN
>Syria - isis and pipeline
>Belarus - color revolution
>Kazakhstan - color revolution
>Ukraine - cash flow, nukes on russian border
>US - weaken China, India and McDonald's

anything else?

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Can anyone translate?

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arable land, from norway state media, Russia should take all for longterm strategy i think.

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>i...it was just to secure donbass!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

god damn you putiniggers are fucking PATHETIC

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the last words of the "azov" battalion fighter Yevgeny Nevesenko before the execution

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▶Webms
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>Audio thread #2
>The Ghost of Kiev has fallen (NEW)
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>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
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>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
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>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
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>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
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>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
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>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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Let's keep it simple Chugbros. You will never be white.
You are the niggers of the world.
All things good in the modern world come from the Anglo Saxon.
Do you want to plunge yourself into a world of pedophilia, rape, and uncertainty?
Russia is kill. Globohomo triumphant.
You are literally here unless you want to learn mandarin.

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>no ammo?

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Afghanistan - also pipeline, Ukraine, also pipeline, gas fields in black sea

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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Pieces are set in stone for a chemical false flag

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files.catbox.moe/hbpbe8.mp4

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Well well well, looks like Ukrainians caught themselves a Russian twink. What are they going to do with him /chug/?

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▶Phase 1 and 2 details

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>In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.

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>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev, Kharkov, Chernigov, Sumy and Nikolaev. Kherson and most of the Zaporozhye region are under full control.

>The public and individual experts are wondering what we are doing in the area of blocked Ukrainian cities.

>These actions are carried out with the aim of causing such damage to military infrastructure, equipment, personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the results of which allow not only to shackle their forces and do not give them the opportunity to strengthen their grouping in the Donbass, but also will not allow them to do so until the Russian army completely liberates the territories of the DPR and LPR.

>Initially, we did not plan to storm them in order to prevent destruction and minimize losses among personnel and civilians.

>And although we do not rule out such a possibility, however, as individual groups complete their tasks, and they are being solved successfully, our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.

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why is northern kazakhstan still a thing

At this point the possibility that moskoa gets taken is higher

>shills rush in to get the first posts in the thread
>Completely drowned out by the link posts
Lmao fucking retards

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>semi-true statement about mothballed Russian and Soviet equipment
>made-up statement about tank commander that doesn't exist
>source is just "ministry of defense"

Yep I'm thinking it's kike-o-clock.

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>Russia out of Kalibs in 5 days

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>japanese parliament will discuss on Tuesday sending self-defense forces medical team to poland to help ukrainian refugees

Just kissies to the UK MoD for the awesome toys. :3

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Pretty good man. #2 made me chuckle.

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Anime is used by fags, trannies, pedophiles, satanists, glowniggers and the deep state cabal to brainwash people into pedophilia and other degeneracy. This is not an anime website. They keep repeating that phrase to fool you into accepting their degeneracy. You will see them post real information, facts, truths, disclosure statements, and more, while simultaneously posting an anime image and mass replying to themselves through the use of VPN's, to lull you into believing someone who likes anime is a voice of reason, an authority figure. They use anime as their profile pictures on channels and comments such as Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, Discord, discussion forums, and other social media such as alternative news, and use bot systems to mass upvote and like their content. You can browse any board and very quickly you will find images of anime pornography and degeneracy. We must crush anime posters at every avenue, whenever they show up, where ever they post. Repost this on all anime images you find.

Saw this two weeks ago. Get new shit loser

Kiev starved to death instead

>roadcope

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russia de facto controlls khazakstan atleast.

Russians, what was that movie series you guys had a while back where it was like mythological heroes fighting mythological villains in modern times? It was a trilogy and people called it the russian matrix. They could like do magic and stuff, and they had some sort of final battle where they all wore armor.

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also made this edit here earlier

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sharpie in pooper

i'm pretty dubious about this one, sweden at least has quite a lot of land that just needs some clearing before it's perfectly fine farmland

t. spent all day driving över västgötaslätten

The false flag will happen on the 27th (tomorrow)
screencap this faggots
the West need Russia to look like they're struggling/on the brink of collapse, the narrative that Putin has to be "desperate" to use chemical weapons etc, this is why they shilled so hard the past week with the 25k dead russian soldiers hacked article and why they're trying to split this thread over & over.

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This was released no more than an hour ago shill, post proof otherwise.

Both bathroom

Don't think russia will do that

Well, guess I gotta go again. Thanks for the thread and talks about An-225, Sri Lanka baker. Thanks for the comfy talks about the old movies, american user. I'm out for today.

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>medical team

are we sure it ain't that creepy unit that experimented on pows during ww2

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If you are going to do something at least stop whining

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I need more People Republics

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Leaf

Z!

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This is ideal. Preserve the architecture, remove the swine.

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No problem user, see ya!

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what were the main missteps (if any) that Putin has made?

Just wondering if /chug/ is willing to admit any fault with Putin

surely the us would never use japanese war criminals in their secret bioweapons program

I need news on Northern front

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I hope this hohol hasnt gotten his bathroom smashed in by retarded SBU yet

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Russian cyber attack to hack the white house in 2 weeks
ITS OVER

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The more you lie the more our righteousness is proven!

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Is Russia just going to make every hohol region east of the Dnieper its own republic?

>Dance till (You)'re dead

youtube.com/watch?v=OFS3zufD2KM

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nice, kamaz?

>Mariupol was a small village anyways

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Donbass and Crimea was the goal the whole time.
The second goal was demilitarized Ukraine.
Zelinsky's selfishness has cost him even having a Ukraine at all.

"Hello? Hahahahahahahahah hello *vomiting noises* *laughter* *cyka blyating*"

The ghost of Kiev is here, get your asses ready!

Highway to the Danger Zone!
Ride into the Danger Zone!

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I wonder if any black market groups have done treasure hunting expeditions into the east to pick over all that delicious gear. I envy you 3rd worlders for all the goodies you guys are gonna get to buy

He should have nuked kiev on day one

post it

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not flattening mariupol on day 2
letting 300bil of gold get frozen

Not buying more NLAWs.

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well the yellow is alot thinner in Sweden

DON'T

What was the 8,000-9,000 Russian dead copypasta about again? Was it a mistranslation or just fake from the start?

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>letting 300bil of gold get frozen
that was fake afaik. The gold is all in russia, its usd and euro assets that were frozen

thats my theory to avoid officially "annexing" and occupying.

>no arguement
>just muh monkey meme

>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway
i thought nation building was bad tho???????????

Please don't post any "Z"s anyomore. As a German I'd like to view and participate in this thread but my state has informed the people that the "Z" symbol is illegal now. I hope "Z" in quotation marks is still ok.
Thank you all for understanding.
Russia is losing anyway.

Not doing this 8 years ago. Unironically.

Strange map.
Ireland's a lush place but you're not growing crops on a fucking mountainside anywhere.

i wonder if that ukieanon who renovated his bathroom is still alive

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right but if all it takes for it to be a wheatfield is a pass with the chainsaw and a good plowing, is it in any meaningful way non-arable?

I see, then no issue.

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Theres nothing to translate, this is literaly radio shitposting, dude is raving high, drunk or both other guy is just laughing.

Still in the loot stage.
Early game.

Putin's first speech on the conflict
>“In this regard, in accordance with Article 51 of Part 7 of the UN Charter, with the approval of the Federation Council of Russia and in pursuance of the treaties of friendship and mutual assistance ratified by the Duma on February 22 with the Donetsk People’s Republic and the Luhansk People’s Republic, I decided to launch a special military operation.

>“Its goal is to protect people who have been subjected to abuse and genocide by the regime in Kyiv for eight years. And for this we will pursue the demilitarisation and denazification of Ukraine, as well as bringing to justice those who committed numerous bloody crimes against civilians, including citizens of the Russian Federation.

>“Our plans do not include the occupation of Ukrainian territories. We are not going to impose anything on anyone by force. At the same time, we hear that recently in the West there is talk that the documents signed by the Soviet totalitarian regime, securing the outcome of World War II, should no longer be upheld. Well, what is the answer to this?

Sir this is a anime website, always has been always will be.

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let them cope user, there's no need to give them yous

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I don't like that. Stupid fake countries. Just make them Russia

Yeah, saved it from a fellow /chug/bro.

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Such beauty, such cute eyes and gorgeous nose

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FUCKED UNITED STATES PLANS IN
>Syria - ISIS, killing Assad and pipelines
>Belarus - color revolution
>Kazakhstan - color revolution
>Ukraine - puppet state, cash flow, pipeline, gas fields in black sea, nukes on russian border
>US - weaken China, India and McDonald's
>Afghanistan - pipelines

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What about V and O ?

I guess in the end they'll be united as "Novorossija"

>hey nice tune
>look it up
>Pistoletov
Based helicopter pirate strikes again.

Why do so many of the /uhg/ weirdos post on here under meme flags? If their goal is to be seen they must realize meme flags are ignored or filtered by a good chunk of Any Forums as a whole.

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>now little dmitri will have his easter gift
should've asked the russians to carpet bomb your cunt neighbors

I want to fuck armitage