I’ll start with the grandmaster himself
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Joshua Watson
Easton Howard
Nicholas Lee
leftoids are always chomping at the bit to call you a pseud for reading this, which tells you it's good
Dylan Turner
he's going to die without finishing the story
Alexander Edwards
author of the faggiest show in living memory.
Nopity
Cameron Torres
After dumb and dumber wrecked it, he's done.
Carter Gray
*grand maester
Jose Thomas
Nah fuck stoicism
THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA is what you need to read. READ FUCKING NIETZSCHE faggot
Liam Anderson
>inb4 The Others are just Prometheans from his early works, The Thousand Worlds
Colton Garcia
This quarterkike kills the only hetero couple with a good relationship brutally, while his circus of deviants flourish. The closest thing to a normal dude is a midget without a nose, and that's his avatar in the books.
Josiah Kelly
Surprised it's gone this long without Hitler
Asher Powell
This is Any Forums, after all
Being let down comes with the territory
Tyler Perez
Non-stop, rampant gay sex in my books? Heccing yes, fellow good sir Redditor, have my upboat!
Edit: Wow tanks for the gold kind stranger!
Eli Torres
That's his master plan
Michael Long
Yeah, and he’d still be ripping off Robert Jordan, too.
Gavin Morgan
Alexander Price
>endlessly spergs that Tolkien wasn’t edgy enough
No
Owen Carter
that fat fuck genuinely wants his heart to give out before finishing it
Josiah Martinez
Plebe has never heard of the OG mind fuck
Colton Anderson
He even stole his R R
Levi Nelson
Gr8 b8, m8
Christian Ross
>religion bad
George Martin is a literal redditer.
Nolan Powell
Oh hey its that guy who completely turned his back on the work that made him famous. A nice, incomplete story.
Benjamin Green
A literal slayer
Cooper Perry
The shit eater in Elden Ring was solely his idea?
Ryder Wilson
A fat fuck that couldn't finish a shite
Yeah, he'd fit in here