Corn Barn thread

Corn Barn thread

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imagine the smell

Nobody said, dont poop in the corn

Child farts?

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>no throwing corn
I don't think so.

corn

Must be cattle feed or destined for ethanol plants.

One spark and the whole thing would go up in flames. It would be a shame if someone lit a match.

Imagine being a farmer and needing retard attractions like this to stay afloat because the government subsidies for your farm aren't enough to keep your farm profitable for you, but all your corn can be made into partially hydrogenated corn syrup and the rest into starch. The monopoly gets the profit, and you barely scrape by on your Corn Barn earnings.

Fun stuff

That's not how it works retard

is an corn an athlete?

corn is literally entirely subsidized because of the biofuel shit

Th-there is a place where people are still all white?
Where is this magical kingdom and when can I go?

Yes. Because that means the farmer can make a profit.

Yeah its pretty common. Corn mazes, pony rides, ziplines, I've seen it all.

It was subsidized long before that. These days agribusiness is primarily subsidized by federal insurance

Corn ziplines?

>cattle feed
They aren't allowed to eat the corn, just play

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I laid in one of those hungover this last fall for a fun day with the kids. (wife wasn't exactly thrilled with me for 30 min) They are pretty relaxing all and all. Cool and form fitting around your body. Oh and some lady who was 27 stroked out while we were there. Probably from the clot shot.

does someone have the soijak edit?
i think it exists hopefully but it might have been a dream

user I don't think you understand how dust explosions happen.

What happens if a child gets lost? I'm from India btw.

Yeah they charge you 20 bucks so you can right on a wire stretched from one end of the corn field to the other. Usually its so low you don't really go anywhere and you get stuck halfway.

Honestly I think it is a good bed idea. I hate my foam mattress

you sound like an insufferable cunt

They become cattle feed.

Yeah, if it wasn't for the subsidies they'd have to make useful crops.

>I'm from India btw.
do the needful back to india sir

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