/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1321

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>UKR Mariupol chat just posted manual on action in case of chemical attack by chlorine and ammonia t.me/mariupolnow/3985
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azog remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=iZebYm-nenY
▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
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youtube.com/watch?v=4hQPoz2K8E8
rentry.org/wx5kh
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files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
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files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=UYJESv1HRvU
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
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BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
IRATE UKRAINIAN CALLS HIS OWN GENERAL

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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youtube.com/watch?v=4hQPoz2K8E8
Is this /chug/ approved music? I love this band so much, i want to go to war with this song when it inevitably arrives

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200% PAY INCREASE HOLY SHIT!

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread #2
>The Ghost of Kiev has fallen (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/nsje04.mp4

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
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>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
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>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
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>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
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>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
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>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>OP
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
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>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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tfw no Russian military happymeal

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youtube.com/watch?v=UYJESv1HRvU

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go to google maps. go to street view. what is missing?

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2 x 0 = 0

>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)

lmao

Tank factory and alleged fuel depot wiped out in Lvov confirmed.

So why are Ukrainian officials DEMANDING that people "not post photos,messages or videos of the area"?

Is it because both were packed with people and arms and this goes against the official narrative of 0 deaths and only 5 injuries despite 6 explosions at two major military sites?

Guys, UHG is getting ANALLY RAPED over there. Holy shit, the thread is dead as fuck and they are now claiming that Ukraine has taken back all of Luhansk. hahahahahahah the copium

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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potato

Why do Russians love being burned alive?
Is this some sick fetish?

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Can anyone explain to me why the prevailing narrative is that Russia is loosing this “military intervention”?

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From the Dnieper River to the Azov Sea
All of Ukraine
Will be Free
>the counter attack only took one village, NBD
>a dozen towns across multiple fronts? Don't be absurd.
>Ukraine will never retake Kherson, Twitter lies!
>thousands of Russian troops would never get koteled themselves, that's our secret move!
==You are here==
>Ukraine can't retake the DNR and LNR
>the forces in the North won't be pushed back to the border
>Crimea is safe, Russia's best forces are there
>Ukrainians will stop advancing at Russia's borders
>Sochi is basically a fortress, they don't stand a chance
>we'll fight in the streets of Moscow, Ukraine will lose like France and Hitler
>the Chinese counterattack will save us
>Siberia is the perfect land to defend and regroup in!
>My anus is still unraped at least...

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Damn
Ukraine was their goldmine for everything

Z

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Can't you order one from amazon or something?

New MBB deepfake just dropped in mrdeepfakes
Emptied my nuts to it
Top tier
Fuck Russia

▶Phase 1 and 2 details

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>In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.

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>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev, Kharkov, Chernigov, Sumy and Nikolaev. Kherson and most of the Zaporozhye region are under full control.

>The public and individual experts are wondering what we are doing in the area of blocked Ukrainian cities.

>These actions are carried out with the aim of causing such damage to military infrastructure, equipment, personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the results of which allow not only to shackle their forces and do not give them the opportunity to strengthen their grouping in the Donbass, but also will not allow them to do so until the Russian army completely liberates the territories of the DPR and LPR.

>Initially, we did not plan to storm them in order to prevent destruction and minimize losses among personnel and civilians.

>And although we do not rule out such a possibility, however, as individual groups complete their tasks, and they are being solved successfully, our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.

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"LOOSING"

Back to UHG faggot

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UK flag redditor is still here and getting curb stomped by /chug/ as he attempts to mount a rhetorical defense of 60 years of NATO lies and aggression

how do you know the nationality of this man?

3x you retard. Its a 2 times increase so 3 times the original salary of 0.

Continued American seething over Afghanistan.

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Their current lie is:
>Russia is going to take Donbass and then run away home
So dramatic pictures of the other side of the country getting obliterated would contradict the narrative.

google is blocking street view for the areas where Russia is encircling and killing the Ukrainian military. They are litterally acting against Russian intelligence.

Top kek at the Western officials claiming Ukraine has only recieved about 10% of what was promised to them and the "great harm" they are inflicting is on their pre war arsenal.

Damage control for the sheer quantity of destroyed and captured NATO weapon shipments.

"Where did they go?"
"They never left the warehouses...*adds the inventory back to thelist*"
"Great, It'd be a shame to lose $600mn worth of military weapons and ammo."

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Average Russian looks like THIS?

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See the difference?! One is a true leader, the other is an out of touch old man

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Anyone up for some puzzles?

show flag so I post an average specimen from your country

One is real and the other poses for staged photoshoots to get le updoots on twatter

Because beliefs and truth are two separate things.

All dead pictures you're seeing are from a Russian telegram where they post people so they family knows if they died or not

what? But street view uses very old pictures... In my hometown the picture of my front house is from 2012...
How does this aid in any way russian intel gathering?

Did Biden ever got the 21 gun Salute from the military?

Good song

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Because globohomo is trying to win a war through twitter mobs, cancelling and targeted marketing.
That's all they know how to do.

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Shills are around, as long as you can deal with them then go ahead.

That's more of a hohol thing to do.

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good luck identifying that