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▶Latest >Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor >The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative >Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th >Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded >Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories >Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us" >Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired >Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol >Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers >Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles >Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats >Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage" >From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble >US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4 >DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azog remain >Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 >Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city >Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev >Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA >Purge of opposition in Ukraine >Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
Breaking: Hunter Biden DID help secure millions in funding for US contractor in Ukraine specializing in deadly pathogen research, laptop emails reveal, raising more questions about the disgraced son of the president
A guy, who served in artillery, came to his parents' village home on leave. He drank a bit to celebrate the event. He then sat down in a chair in front of the stove, placed the cat on his laps, and dozed off. Then a burning coal fell out of the stove onto the floorboard. The floorboard began to smoke. The mother smelled the smoke, came to the room and screamed: "Fire!" The guy jumps up, barely awake, opens the door of the stove, throws the cat there, slams the flap shut, closes the latch, all in the span of two seconds: "The gun is ready!"
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They have that much so LDNR forces with have more trophies.
William Adams
/Hiding from the truth/ general?
Nolan Butler
>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor Weird how none of the articles on this subject discuss how the garrison could surrender the city and end the humanitarian crisis.
pastebin.com/rPDqhY62 >In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.
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>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev, Kharkov, Chernigov, Sumy and Nikolaev. Kherson and most of the Zaporozhye region are under full control.
>The public and individual experts are wondering what we are doing in the area of blocked Ukrainian cities.
>These actions are carried out with the aim of causing such damage to military infrastructure, equipment, personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the results of which allow not only to shackle their forces and do not give them the opportunity to strengthen their grouping in the Donbass, but also will not allow them to do so until the Russian army completely liberates the territories of the DPR and LPR.
>Initially, we did not plan to storm them in order to prevent destruction and minimize losses among personnel and civilians.
>And although we do not rule out such a possibility, however, as individual groups complete their tasks, and they are being solved successfully, our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.
>Go check out /chug/ discord channel >some guy using an anime avatar is arguin that drawn child porn is compeletely fine >leave /chug/ discord channel
Why don't these discord trannies understand that cunny posting is ironic, nobody actually lust after little children.
Carson Rivera
>retards threatening to boycott oscars if jewlsenki isn't allowed to speak KEK
Aaron Long
arrest her for having a pigeon
Colton Cruz
>invasion is going so well that the russian defence minister vanishes with no explanation, then is audibly slurring his words when he reappears two WEEKS later Forgive me - what it the official explanation of this from Olgino hq?
We're never going to get Odessa as long as this Phase 2 bs is going on huh? I just want a landlocked Ukraine rump. Every GuP character is a LARPing Japanese girl except Clara who's actually Russian. Pic related natural colors Darj.
>thread has already sunk into /ptg/tier levels of cope and delusion >shill leaders will push the gullible ever further into total mongolism kek this is going to be good
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Owen Lee
Alright you Russian fucks, since you foiled our plans for Ukraine we're going to have to cut straight to the chase.
Sounds like horseshit. Not because I don't believe that our soldiers could run their commander over with a tank, they could. But because there is literally no fucking way for the people reporting it to know it ever happened. Where did they procure such information if not out of their own ass?
kek, white house already had to retract the statements of the senile man
Jack Jenkins
Shit's fucked, but even if it got out, I doubt it would convince anyone. I fear most would say >Oh look how fucked those ruskies are, mutilating a corpse for propaganda.
Wyatt Torres
Tsipso? I don't get it.
Angel Perez
This is much more of a loss than any number of Ukrainian schools full of civilian MLRS blown up.
Henry White
Listen Callum, shush. I know you work for GCHQ you've been found out. Run back to your cave.
Charles Parker
Seriously? It’s just the first letter in Russian for west I thought
This image has no definitive evidence he was run over by a tank, at least on the side it was taken. Do we have pictures of his mawled legs or are you bullshitting me?
Robert Bailey
These are the kind of things Azovs have been doing to civilian population for years. It also includes burning people alive and much more wicked things. They really need to be killed on sight, their humanity is long gone.
Grayson Anderson
Is is true that Russia is retreating because they are losing?
Carter Hughes
bitch you don't get run over by 46 tons of tracked fuck you and still look like perfectly intact person afterwards
Hi /chug/bros, I am posting with VPN but am in Russia
can you please not post "monkey putin" memes even in jest? My coworker saw one on my phone as I was doing posting in these threads supporting Russia and he reported me to the police. I have been fined a month's salary and likely might be fired from my job. To stop this from happening to other patriotic russiabros, please stop posting monkey putin memes, even ironic ones. We can get into a lot of trouble for this even if we support Putin and the russian forces in Ukraine.
there was Nikolaev is getting some love Lvov fuel depot got calibrated twice Norvegian Military Experts concluded that fuel depots are irrelevant targets and Russia is wasting missiles for no reason
>say Western officials I wonder if they're ever going to learn that nobody trusts a word they say at this point, not even normies.
Isaac Ramirez
Yes, absolutely. This is the best thing for everyone to believe right now. Remember, we want a NATO involvement, otherwise this shit is going to blow over in a few weeks or months. We want it to escalate to WW3. Keep shilling that Russia's losing. This is very important.
Read this post Those are the direct quotes from Sergei Rudskoy which have been spun by Western media to indicate a "scaling back" or a "change of plans" when there is no such thing taking place.
Isaiah Hernandez
I do see in his interviews with people that he has a certain bias, but so far it's simply the truth. I'm sure that western media will immediately disregard this as propaganda
Jaxson Anderson
just checking this
Angel Lee
>six Checked
Gavin Young
Also saw Biden admitted there will be food shortages. How long until niggers chimp out again?
