Safest country during nuclear war?

I'm thinking of relocating because I don't want to die in the upcoming nuclear war. Where should I go?

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Botswana

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>I don't want to die in the upcoming nuclear war
Do you have something to live for?

either the US or Russia, which ever one you think will win.

after corona larp its clear nukes arent real
op is a raging homosexual

usa is big enough for this retardino.
Or south america should be fine. just don't get muredered there which is more likely

Of course, we all do.
I am thinking both will get nuked to shit
Hope ur right. Source on that?

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I have read that New Zealand would be the best place to ride out a globe wide nuclear war.

I'm dead in the initial bombing, so no post apocalypse for me.
Madagascar

Retard, dying in the nuclear war is the best outcome

You are going to scrape for whatever is left for few years and then die

Ww3 now

>source?
Sure thing.
You know how everything the news says is wrong?
If they tell you to be afraid of nuclear war then you can rest assured that nukes aren't real.
If they tell you that there is a war going on between two countries called Russia and Ukraine then you should doubt those countries even exist.
If they tell you that there is a pandemic then you should doubt the existence of viruses.

Some of you might balk at this advice but you know in your heart that I am right.

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one of the two will win though, and then everyone else is probably fucked even harder.

Sentinel Island, anywhere else will suffer crop death due to fallout.
>it's half the reason no one's allowed there.

Those are good points. The "always do the opposite of what Jews say" meme is unironically true.
If possible I'd like to be somewhere that doesn't have draconian measures in place, preferably somewhere you can get a gun. But I hadn't thought of NZ.

What about those videos of massive explosions of nukes going off? Are they not nukes?

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Southern hemisphere.
Patagonia.

Nah New Zealand and Australia are going to get nuked by China.
The ONLY place safe is going to be Argentina or Chile.

Lmao what a ridiculous creature

Argentina- specifically, Patagonia. Huge landmass, southern hemisphere, only one city important enough to nuke.

I think my country should be kinda safe, but I'm not gonna tell you what it is

The Maori will summon a taniwha to protect us.

Israel.

I don't know about during, but I'm gonna shoot my shot to charter a boat to Indonesia. They're one of the only countries making an effort to develop small modular reactors. I think the power will stay on

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