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pastebin.com/rPDqhY62 >In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.
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>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev, Kharkov, Chernigov, Sumy and Nikolaev. Kherson and most of the Zaporozhye region are under full control.
>The public and individual experts are wondering what we are doing in the area of blocked Ukrainian cities.
>These actions are carried out with the aim of causing such damage to military infrastructure, equipment, personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the results of which allow not only to shackle their forces and do not give them the opportunity to strengthen their grouping in the Donbass, but also will not allow them to do so until the Russian army completely liberates the territories of the DPR and LPR.
>Initially, we did not plan to storm them in order to prevent destruction and minimize losses among personnel and civilians.
>And although we do not rule out such a possibility, however, as individual groups complete their tasks, and they are being solved successfully, our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.
AHHHHHH UKRAINE AZOV CHAN I WANT TO CUM AND CREAMPIE AND IMPREGNATE YOU AZOV CHAN AHHHHHHHHH IM COOOOMING CUMMMING INSIDE GET PREGNANT AND HAVE MY MUTT BABY AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cooper Roberts
still butthurt that Russia helped to end Pax Britannica
Adam Baker
ETERNAL ANGLO eternally seethes about us since forever
Turkey should, the netherlands sold all their MBT in 2008 or something.
Thomas Collins
jealousy Russia refused to accept it's post-imperial status as a second rate power and is taking back what is theirs UK doesn't have the balls for this and is cucked to the great burgersatan russia does what uk wishes it could do
Carter Fisher
No, it's embarrasing. Here is a Sauer Kürassier instead.
