/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1317

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>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azog remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU

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You will never be a Baker. You have no memes, you have no pasta, you have no anime. You are a homosexual /uhg/ twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of an user.

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KINO
>KINO
KINO
>KINO
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more American weapons sold than ever
more American troops to Europe than ever
more American economic sanctions than ever
more American gas exports than ever
more media censorship than ever
globohomo is kill, bro's

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▶Webms
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>Audio thread #2
>The Ghost of Kiev has fallen (NEW)
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>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
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>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
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>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
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>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
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>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
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>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
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youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>OP
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
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>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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RENAME MARIUPOL INTO GIVIGRAD

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>Here's your new Bukhanka bro

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HELLO, EU HERE
WHEN CAN WE EXPECT NEXT DELIVERY OF AMERICAN TURDS
WE ARE WAITING EAGERLY
>why are we so pathetic EU lads?

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Chinese
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Finnish
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Russian (former opposition to Putin)
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French (official)
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Wikipedia
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British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
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Troops (alternative)
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Roads
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Mariupol
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More Russian maps
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▶War Crimes

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BTFO

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▶Phase 1 and 2 details

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>In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.

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>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev, Kharkov, Chernigov, Sumy and Nikolaev. Kherson and most of the Zaporozhye region are under full control.

>The public and individual experts are wondering what we are doing in the area of blocked Ukrainian cities.

>These actions are carried out with the aim of causing such damage to military infrastructure, equipment, personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the results of which allow not only to shackle their forces and do not give them the opportunity to strengthen their grouping in the Donbass, but also will not allow them to do so until the Russian army completely liberates the territories of the DPR and LPR.

>Initially, we did not plan to storm them in order to prevent destruction and minimize losses among personnel and civilians.

>And although we do not rule out such a possibility, however, as individual groups complete their tasks, and they are being solved successfully, our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.

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daily reminder

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More marching, less shilling

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Turned into a fucking STACY.

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>Dem trips

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Thank you for the reminder!

this. poutine should just conquer all the slav countries and unite them into GIGASLAVIA

soulless

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Another comfy /chug/ bread

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So, seems like just more air strikes, not much happening on the ground, right?

Captain, my Captain.

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Checked.

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Steinerchenko...

Colonel, my Lieutenant Colonel.

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Doesn't look reliable, I'll stick to the old one.

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>evening in Russia
>thread is glowing brighter than Chernobyl
And this repeats every day. I wonder why.

>Also in some settlements of Chernihiv region, the occupants are distributing forcibly the so-called “humanitarian aid” to the local population in order to create the propaganda reports by the Russian mass media.
What did the Holhols mean by this?

checked
givigrad confirmed

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Jesus christ, all people want is a Buhanka with modern rustproofing, and a better suspension system.

Not SOVL at all. But she's a zoomer, not gonna blame her.

As above, so below.

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Holy fuck they're everywhere.

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Predict what will be phase 5 of the special operation

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Based and checked

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Why did /chug/ start posting booby girls instead of cute girls? Did /chug/ lose it's way?

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Unfathomably based.

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Did I get this right?
Phase 1
>Missile strike airports, radars, AA batteries, fuel depots, important infrastructure,... (disabling airforce and any major offensive capabilities)
>Surround Kiev and Kharkov to tie some Ukrainian forces there
>Take the southern port cities (Kherson and Mariupol)
Phase 2
>Secure Donbass by encircling Ukrainian forces in the east (basically wiping out most of Ukrainian army)
Phase 3
>Advance along Dnieper river from the south towards Kiev
>Complete the encirclement of Kiev and launch an assault on it
Phase 4
>General mop up and advance to the west to destroy any Ukrainian resistence that's left

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based

putin is our president already tho

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The EU will crumble from shortages

a qt hapa tomboy version? HNNGGG

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19 year old captain kek man

They still cleaning mariupol, 7 thousand azovs were hiding there, shouls take a while

Zaporozhye, hohols are unloading AT mines
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Stop disrespecting my country, now

hi can anyone provide me with the video that the tiktoker filmed inside Retroville mall?

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I still don't know how he didn't kill more people

/uhg/ organized a protest in Moldova

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Are people delusional enough to believe this?

Looks like an asian slut with a lil tongue sticking out

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Phase 1 and 2 yes. Phase 3 and 4, we just don't know, but its the general gist of it, yes.

ok guys stop
I'm sorry for mentioning burek
please don't burek the threads anymore
burek is with smiles and laughs

still better looking than fucking Cybertruck

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Is EU really considering buying gas from america at 10x price rather than signing rouble contracts?
Gods this is sad

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Checked n les go

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Absolutely soulless.

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This is how far calibre works.

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Looks like those plastic RC cars you find in the discount bin

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thats because blowout is about to happen stalker

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Wait for the freezing weather. The conflict will proceed until Germany accepts paying in rubles.

Phases 1 and 2 are correct, everything past it is up to speculations, as we simply don't know yet.

Was this bukhanka designed by Elon's Musk?

Great turnout, desu

Odessa somewhere as well. Probably after the forces that are tied up there will be forced to move.

Lol

Seems to be the direction they're going in, but we'll have to wait and see

Checked. You will eat Ze Bugs,

They can consider all they want but there isn't enough ships or infrastructure built up for us to switch supplies
Either we pay the rubles or people die from lack of heating

Whats the story behind the dude laughing in the car with the mob outside picture?

>So what vidya are you lads playing? I'm bouncing between Elden Ring and 13 Sentinels.

Kohan: Ahriman's Gift
very unfortunate that this style of RTS died out

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Darwin screamed in agony.

more American economic inflation than ever
more American political corruption than ever
more American gas price hikes than ever
more American kike worshipping than ever
more American nigger asskissing than ever
more American getting fat than ever
more American getting woke and broke than ever
more media coping than ever
globohomo is kill, bro's

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Man i know the trigger weight for those things is high, but it sure looks fucking dangerous.
No no. It's worse. It's 10x the price, 1/50th of the volume (unless we suddently build 50 ships and the ports needed + infrastructure for it).
Imma just XD lmao

I think also they tried to capitulate Ukraine quickly and failed.

stop my dick can get only so erect

their masters said they have to, and here we are

Givigrad confirmed by the digits

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Is Mariupol a Greek name or Roman?
Sounds like Greek.
(there was Greek colonies in those lands 2500 years ago)

Such iz de brice of Freedum :DD

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>50 ships
someone did the math, and its 3200 ships apparently.

I read it as Phase 1's goal is capturing Donbass.
Some Rusanon could clarify maybe. Translation may make it sound more ambiguous than it is.

VDV drop on Washington

He picked the right side in the civil war, he won the power struggle over control of the party, and he won WW2. His record of achievement is astoundingly good, even if he did kill masses of innocent people due to his paranoia.

You're right, it's logistically fucking impossible

Why don't you russians use scuds anymore?

nibba you really don't know your own history??? it was a part of the greek plan by based catherine

rare

saved

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They don't have a choice, since they're not in control and US is. They are literally not allowed to say no to US.

What is the design purpose of going out of your way to stylize a military vehicle? Civilian sales on the side possibly? I guess I answered my own question but still you'd think they'd prioritize ease of maintenance reliability and such in the design process over looking sleek

Its a greek name, its a greek city. Before current war there was a large greek minority there. Part of greecophilic cities by catherine the great.

Too bad the greek plan didnt succeed, it would have been kino to see byzantium coming back.

You chose this when you voted for globohomo.

Reminder that these "bakers" are paid shills that have shifts

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Unclear, I don't think they've announced phases beyond P2 yet. For all we know Phase 3 is the Belarusian invasion.

how did this country even survived 30 years on its own?

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Please buy our crude. I need the work. Thank you Putin.

TNT mines won't explode unless the primer is there.

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It moves in waves depending on what others posts.

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>be biden
>say putin must go
>whitehouse immediately says he wasnt talking about regime change because they know any putin successor would glass the jewnited states

Lol

Lmao

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Retard

You've been lied to pastanigger.
Open your fucking eyes.

scuds have a negative reputation due to Saddam

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It's from a zombie show or movie iirc.
The Walking Dead most probably.

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What's went point of having a banner that the locals can't read?

Greek
Maria + polis, city with a lot of Marias. Literally heaven on Earth.
...gotta take my meds asap.

aмин

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Most of the cute girl posters are asleep

These guys don't look like officers.
What are the odds they just pinned ranks to their chest so they'd recieve preferential treatment in captivity?

lmfao if you think western "democracy" is functional.
voted for the only russia-neutral party in my parliament btw

Ukraine chan netorare when

Mutt is still salty because he'll never become a baker.

Scuds are old pieces of shit
last time one was used a Zogbot tank brigade got vaporized though

President Putin, we support you and the Russian people!
Theworldstandswithrussia.com

>its a greek city
the city has been created by Catherine the Great

Being serious for a sec there, my cousin who looks near identical to that girl had her fiance die in ua recently. Pity for both, she's a good country girl stereotype.

>the nigger if moscow has arrived!

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Russian Empire was inspired by the Roman Empire and they had a goddess Mithra, her temple was called a Mithraeum so the city of Mariupol

Needs more Bukhanka

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B-B-B-BUT MY BASED NAVOZ SUPERSOLDIERS

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EU will feel like it was in Russia/Belarus and Ukraine in 2000s.

Holy fuck obsessed beyond redemption
This is beyond rent free, actual schizophrenic

He can’t even get it right with a teleprompter. Can we PLEASE put this retard in a retirement home

>mr america pls tell me what to do and say
GERMANY AND JAPAN
ARE THE BIGGEST KEKS ON EARTH

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she invited greek settlers there.

I'm genuinely surprised that none of them exploded.

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Oh that's right you have a king or some shit
My bad

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Modern AA can shoot them down.

Why would you bully Chiyo Chan like that?

Sumy or Kharkov? which city is next bros?

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Thinking of getting myself some crackers, cheese, cured meats and olives again
What could I add to make it better?

>even if he did kill masses of innocent people due to his paranoia.
The head of the FSB, and the guy western media was claiming would replace Putin after a coup in order to improve relations with the west said that Stalin's purges were mostly justified.