/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1312

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>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azog remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU

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youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
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weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
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Cities retaken by Ukraine

0 (March 21)
0 (March 22)
2 (March 23)
8 (March 24)
15 (March 25)
21 (March 26)
Source: Wikipedia

Russia is retreating

RUSSIA IS RETREATING

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Gonzalo Lira live youtube.com/watch?v=N9DiPWjlrB8

Necrochads?

>The italian interpreter randomly shouting to mimic Biden speech
You can't make this shit up lmao

So Ukraine bros what exactly is the plan if Russia doesnt just magically collapse out of the blue?

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>Source: Wikipedia

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▶Webms
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>Audio thread #2
>The Ghost of Kiev has fallen (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/nsje04.mp4

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
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>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
litter.catbox.moe/w0fjqf.webm

>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>OP
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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He can barely read the script

What a nothingburger speech. Meh

Do you remember when all the corporate media said the same line:
>"this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
???
Now they're all saying the same line: "this is right from the Russian Playbook" kek

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▶Maps

Chinese
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Finnish
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Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
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▶War Crimes

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I don't know where Sri Lanka is on a map, but I now consider it fren country.

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>>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
>files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
Can you please remove this? We are not supposed to give away the position for Ukrainian soldiers

That's what makes this from being deathly boring

He did
The best part? With the current rise of militant ultrapatriotism he's likely to be tracked down and beat up at some point.

Not a hohol thing, a libtard thing.

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>quoting the pope

Dont taint his name faggot

Steinerenko's offensive will fix everything. He only has to attack.

▶Phase 1 and 2 details

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>In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.

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>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev, Kharkov, Chernigov, Sumy and Nikolaev. Kherson and most of the Zaporozhye region are under full control.

>The public and individual experts are wondering what we are doing in the area of blocked Ukrainian cities.

>These actions are carried out with the aim of causing such damage to military infrastructure, equipment, personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the results of which allow not only to shackle their forces and do not give them the opportunity to strengthen their grouping in the Donbass, but also will not allow them to do so until the Russian army completely liberates the territories of the DPR and LPR.

>Initially, we did not plan to storm them in order to prevent destruction and minimize losses among personnel and civilians.

>And although we do not rule out such a possibility, however, as individual groups complete their tasks, and they are being solved successfully, our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.

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>SUPER IMPORTANT BIDEN SPEECH GOYIM
>muh ukraine muh energy

They're so incompetent they can't even use a crisis effectively, i cannot believe how bad these people are at being evil.

Z

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wasn't John Paul 2 big on protecting catholic pedos?

Nothing ever happens

it sounds like Azerbaijan is invading nagorno karabach. Looks like Azerbaijan is creating a new front in support of Ukraine.

Yes

Guys, I've got a favor to ask you, first listen to this Donetsk Cossack song:
youtube.com/watch?v=83eDXbJSheE

Then tell me where I can find it for sale, it doesn't seem to have been released in any albums.
Thanks for reading my post.

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They've been in power for 70 years
They don't need to be good anymore

Have a smile! Always have happiness! Do not push the sleeping bear! Poland is in sight! Bright days are coming!

The polish hyena is not going to make a speech too?!

>MAJOR ADDRESS TO THE WORLD
>says nothing of interest whatsoever

stop needlessly spamming these shit threads before 300+ you fucking loser

Seethe

Yeah actually i withdraw my comment

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Guys, answer me honestly :
1) who will win
2) how long will the war end

get the fuck out of /pol you fucking glowie

trusting the plan?

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I thought russia never controlled any "major cities" so how could they be retaken?

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>west is more united than ever
Is it Bros???

>Poland is in sight

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>Bright days are coming!
I hope that's what I was thinking.

put this in a fucking pastebin

Don't forget to smile too, no fun if only we are smiling!

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another azog bites the dust

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Town rapist of Moldova still holding dilator shipment. Redditwaffen can't attack without battle diators.

Do Poles actually like Ukrainians? Or are they just united in their hatred of Russia? That poster mentioned during WW2 Poles were trying to ethnically cleanse Ukrainians.

>Putin is…. Le BAD… he just is OK?
>also mutts:

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So did Biden decide to nuke Cornpop or what?

decadence obviously is how every hegemony falls

No but you guys are

1)china and lockheed martin
2)2 more months

>who will win
Russia

>how long will the war end
Depends on when they tell zelensky to surrender

>Bright days are coming!

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1 Britian
2 Tonight

How is situation in Mariupol?

FAGS GONNA BE FAGS

>COME JOIN

>youtu.be/gThOVffEn7Q

For now. Europe is gonna sing a different tune in 6 months.
US doesn't need to worry about being short in gas and other essentials.

They are declaring cold war 2.0 and will start purging opposition soon

whats he incubating?
Russian sperm maybe???

Azov is gaining territory every day

No poles fucking despise ukies but for some reason they now love them

The Russia hate is clouding their judgement. Once things get back to normal they are stuck with 10 billion Ukranians in their country

>Инкyбaтop
Incubator? Uh...it's... a woman?

we learned that putin is a bad dude who
is doing bad things and ukrainian children
were jumping on joes legs

WTF????

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I wish they had more r34

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I'm pretty sure Biden said "Pan-European picnic"

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what happens when to copium runs out?

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>putin will not remain in power
What did Biden mean by this?

Any chance western countries start walking back sanctions? Or will we just accept a lack of fertilizer and higher food prices

Bro?…

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>entire biden speech summed up in one picture

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files.catbox.moe/iea3kx.mp4
Beautiful

The last group, around 7k, is surrounded at Azovstal. Will be bombed and shelled most likely.

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7k+ troops left according to russia mod

puzzle.aggie.io/YmaBJp
Group puzzle

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Some of us don't actually glow, we radiate.
Farm Grown?
What is essential?
Who supplies?
Leverage?
What doesn't stick to we.....
Drip, drip.....

EU leadership are a bunch of women and cucks
they will do w/e they are told to do

Intel Slava reporting more explosions in Lviv and Dnepropetrovsk, certainly punishment for the boring speech by Biden.

Techchads?
youtube.com/watch?v=eSIEZvqZgmc

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Ask /ugh/ they are an expert in copium related issues.

Time to spread those asscheeks, commies. The Dagis are coming.

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zelensky will finally surrender

The glorious leader has blessed you

Based. Time to finish the job

Z

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AZOV STATUS?

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I have question, who tf pay all of those nlaw going to ruskies, is it gdp reserves, or tax payer money, why i havent see public outrage over this?, i mean, half of those i believe even reach black market first rather than azog hands. I feel sorry for europe, i hope no insurgencies would reach their hands on such equipment.

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some clips from 15-06-16 really brings back memories
files.catbox.moe/pxi0lu.mp4

>The entire U.S. mainland is within our range.
Don't use Google it's terrible

Because putin will ascend to the iron throne and declare himself czar

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Biden's speech:
>nato occupied countries are 'free' and democratic
>mutts have nothing against the russian people so they should overthrow putin as quickly as possible which is why globohomo is punishing them for a war that their supposed dictator got them into and the 90s previously
>europe should transition to green energy via the way of mutt oil and gas to keep the petrodollar going
>the kremlin is corrupt but the zognited states is open and transparent
>appeal to polish butthurt and sense of importance to be the nato meat shield if the shit ever hits the fan

All the Catholic church has stood for for the last 50 years is protecting kid fuckers and supporting globohomo.

>Poland is in sight!

Wew

I remember propaganda that Ukrainian troops had taken Russian territory. Anyone remember that?

I guess it was a lie too?

>>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
>files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
Can you please remove this? We are not supposed to give away the position for Ukrainian soldiers

There are like 5 major cities in Ukraine, rest is villages with like 120 people.

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