/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1311

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>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azog remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU

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When is Russia going to take Kiev and hang that Jew rat? Seems like the fastest way to win

Fuck sleepy joe
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Biden looks lively today.

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He's not in Kiev lol

>Biden talking about "Freedom"

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bongflags and muttflags are memeflags

He's in poland not kiev

heard on western media about Russia saying it is "adjusting its objectives" and that it basically means they lost and are trying to cover it up, and that they will only go for the Donbas now and give up everything else including Kherson. Any truth to this?

Russia did say they are going to focus on the Donbas and limit their actions elsewhere, but, from what I gather, it could just mean they will finish destroying (and possibly encircle) Ukrainian troops in the eastern part of the country (and finish the siege of Mariupol and gain full control of the DPR territories, etc.) and not that they are giving up any further goals in their military operation and will just 'liberate' DPR/LPR.

You guys have any good info about all of this to help clear things up?

Hello friend its me again! Sorry i didnt upload yesterday, i was too tired, heavy shift at the factory.
As promised i translated 5 tiktok vids with russian qt. I know that 5 vids from tiktok is small number, so i added some memes i enjoyed on picture!
Later will translate a video where the Russian choir sings in the temple about nuclear fire for America!

Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
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Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
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Father and son on frontlines in Russian army
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Russian qt tiktok 5 vids (bonus) NEW!
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Kek. Russia keeps wasting their missiles on useless targes!

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>I thought with her
Was she his support against corntop?

>baked by a mutt or bong are fake shill threads
and there it is, more retarded rules. snowflake general

>Claim that they won't attack Ukraine and that it's just "western hysteria"
>Attack anyway

Why would anyone believe anything Russian officials say at this point?

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>freedom of the press
>fair and free elections
LMAOOOO

▶Webms
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>Audio thread #2
>The Ghost of Kiev has fallen (NEW)
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>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
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>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
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>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
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>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
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>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
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>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
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youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>OP
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
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>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
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>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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they'll take kiev in t+2weeks where t is any moment in in the future

Is it just me or is UHG dying. Fuck it's pathetic over there

Zeleboba shared some stuff i guess.

pedo thread

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>fair and free elections

>Bans opposition parties
>Burns opposition Alive

OP is a faggot even bigger than me.

...

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What would happen if Russia Kalibr'd the stage right now

In the last 3 weeks it is obvious ...

Polish and German flags are just the 13,000 US military dead brain, loser, tax draining, welfare kids .. .shit posting because they have nothing to do.

Fuck "Polish" propaganda

Fuck majority of Germans.

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I LOVE SOBAKA I HATE ISLAM I LOVE ALCOHOL I HATE SCHLOMO I LOVE GAYS I HATE MSM CONTROLLING THE NARRATIVE I LOVE GORE I HATE CENSORING I LOVE JAV I HATE BBC GENRE PORN
Z
also
AKHMAT SILA
>pic related
one of the most hottest talent in adult scene in XXI century

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Dead zelensky is a martyr
Very useful for propaganda
A defeated zelensky signing his surrender is defeated globohomo. Again, very useful for propaganda.

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▶Maps

Chinese
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Finnish
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Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
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Troops (alternative)
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Roads
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Mariupol
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More Russian maps
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▶War Crimes

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What was the Schweinenko's counterattack of today?
Russians lost Kherson?

>bombing fuel depots makes no sense

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are you a big guy

why do people keep going there?
it's like dive bombing into a septic tank

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I would cum

it has to be that way in order to maintain the bubble

Silly really, don't they know Ukraine military uses fully renewable solar powered tech?

▶Phase 1 and 2 details

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>In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.

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>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev, Kharkov, Chernigov, Sumy and Nikolaev. Kherson and most of the Zaporozhye region are under full control.

>The public and individual experts are wondering what we are doing in the area of blocked Ukrainian cities.

>These actions are carried out with the aim of causing such damage to military infrastructure, equipment, personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the results of which allow not only to shackle their forces and do not give them the opportunity to strengthen their grouping in the Donbass, but also will not allow them to do so until the Russian army completely liberates the territories of the DPR and LPR.

>Initially, we did not plan to storm them in order to prevent destruction and minimize losses among personnel and civilians.

>And although we do not rule out such a possibility, however, as individual groups complete their tasks, and they are being solved successfully, our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.

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If it dies, they will move in here.

Watch the sleepy Joe live!
youtu.be/9Auq9mYxFEE

>kii-chan
hnnngg

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Your door would be kicked in shortly after.

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>I have to hear every day how it's over for Russia and that their invasion has failed with over 30k dead because my coworkers read twitter headlines
Could somebody give me some actually factual news I can link them, they treat this shit like a sports game and literally started clapping when they heart about the ship exploding

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>he's jewish

Thanks baker

Only during shill hours fyi

>he's jewish
they admit it huh

PRESIDENT LEWINSKY WAS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED

>biden went for the no nazis because jew in charge arrgument
>also says might makes right
it's over for azovcucks

Kadyrov new kino, now with kiddos!

also
baha‘i >sufi>salafi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>piss/shit>>>>>>wahhabi
>Verification not required.

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Tanks in 30 minutes

This can't be real

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What did he just say about holocaust?

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what the fuck?

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Don't bother, NPCs dismiss anything even remotely pro-russian as propaganda.

its ogre

wut

Joe Biden can't string a sentence together even when he's reading it.

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/ugh/ is no more? We cyber win?

It's not like mutt threads were hated previously, nope!

Electric tanks with railguns when

Biden sounds really aggressive today.

"Zelensky survived the Holocaust" or some shit

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Real News

>Russia has occupied 30% of Ukraine
>The west continues to isolate russia giving them no reason to stop
>Kiev is surounded
>The southern half of the country is under russian control
>russia has lost a couple thousand men
>Ukies have lost at least 10k

Thats the story

That's what diversity hire do to you.

Zelensky's grandpa died on a masturbation machine

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>we engaged with Russia for months to avert war
Yeah, they rejected Russia's proposal and told them to fuck off, which is why the war happened.

> be argentine flag
> get BTFO by a woman 40 years ago
> cry about it forever

Claim that Russia is paper tiger

> mfw Argentina is flushable tissue tiger

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This is only the first stage of the Special Operation. Nice relevant digits.

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The end result is TOTAL VICTORY

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>USA throw 100k USD missile to a tent with some brown people in pajamas
>Millitary Expert: great success!

why do you think they're here?
only problem is, the comfy makes them uncomfortable, so they have to go and shit the threads up. I lost track, but I think we are at day 3 now.

kek

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Something about 'anuuda' whatever that means

Kim is watching too many yakuza movies

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can we get last 24h update?

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Ahhh the sanctions

>muh Holocaust
lol

>muh Rules Based World Order (tm)

>no provocation

How about the US refusing to acknowledge no more NATO expansion and Kamala literally saying they will badd Ukraine to NATO

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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There are no actual factual news. There's propaganda on both sides, and you just compare it when you have a bit of knowledge.
For example, same Western sources claim Russians have deployed 150-200 thousand troops to Ukraine.
Out of those, only a fraction are actual combat troops, so infantry, recon, tanks and so on.

If they have indeed suffered 40000 casualties, that's literally majority of their troops.

Given how Ukrainians literally outnumber them (in theory, we have no idea if their mobilization is successful), the fact Russians are still attacking or even holding ground is a pure miracle if we take these ''assessments'' for granted.

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Lmao

>We didn't need that fuel anyway, thanks for taking care of it for us

kek

In the OP

You're in a GRU shill thread what the fuck are you expecting?

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>post yfw the rules based international order collapses

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Americans eat that shit up cause that’s all they know about European history

>200 rouble to 1 dollar
isn't it back to 90 already?

Jealous of the cat to be honest senpaitachi

Cities retaken by Ukraine

0 (March 21)
0 (March 22)
2 (March 23)
8 (March 24)
15 (March 25)
21 (March 26)
Source: Wikipedia

Russia is retreating

RUSSIA IS RETREATING

> Zelensky's grandpa died on a masturbation machine

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I'd prefer that these pathetic shills stay in their thread of 25 unique VPN samefags

found cool rap battle from the increase your attacks dude
youtu.be/3OVf_InfW-w?t=1044

>Watching an illegitimate US president get America into a war with Russia.

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I didn't know you worked for GRU m8

its 102 currently

google says it's around 100
deboonked within seconds

They will not take Kiev. Russia does not really want to take or occupy areas where Russian speakers are not dominant. I think the plan was to have globohomo hang their own rat. That way the regime change is legit.

Buying is around 115, selling - 90ish.

Holy shit how did they know I was russian

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>KNN IS ON THE AIR

>youtu.be/gThOVffEn7Q

Europe will supply them. Oh wait...

Imagine if you need a cold shower but you get showered in shit instead

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thanks and shout out to all the dedicated thread creators

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They really should. The wind farms in Kherson are funded by Norway.

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outed yourself again you dumb fucking VPN nigger
he posted with your flag before
bong Blag too
before that as a Swede
he keeps talking same shit, bakes a shit thread, puts on a memeflag and starts spamming links to it like a retard
people tell him to fuck off, he complains, then repeats the whole thing again

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>MUH ECONOMY
holy fuck
libshits just don't understand what motivates humans do they