/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1307

thank you based argie
Z

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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Seethe and dilate trannoid

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Russia must be winning hard for uhg to seethe so much

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>Children Kit instead of Happy Meal
militaristic

go to /uhg/ and ask the them to not post putin monkes on /chug/
it's that simple.

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You can never go home again, and your children will never know how good you once had it. Except at DonMak.

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread #2
>The Ghost of Kiev has fallen (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/nsje04.mp4

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
litter.catbox.moe/w0fjqf.webm

>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

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SHOCKING FOOTAGE LIVE FROM MARIUPOL!

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MI5 WILL NOT DIVIDE US
BONGSHITS YWNBAB

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monke cannot harm

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Cheers to 15k dead Russians and Cheers to 15k more

>Internet Monitor, Netblocks on twitter:

>"Real-time network data show a significant drop in connectivity on internet provider Komitex in Lviv, western Ukraine.

>The incident comes amid reports of multiple explosions and billowing smoke rising into the sky."

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Yup, when shills show up here in droves, wherever they come from its always a good sign.

Good afternoon from Edinburgh of the seven seas!

What is this like the 10th time they've tried this

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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Z!

enough of your tricks, MI6

>I hate how demoralized I am now
because nobody is using your shitty glowy bait thread?

Were the shills this mad during Syria? I wasn't paying much attention

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Lwow getting kalibrated right now

Z but that op is sad

▶Phase 1 and 2 details

pastebin.com/rPDqhY62
>In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.

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>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev, Kharkov, Chernigov, Sumy and Nikolaev. Kherson and most of the Zaporozhye region are under full control.

>The public and individual experts are wondering what we are doing in the area of blocked Ukrainian cities.

>These actions are carried out with the aim of causing such damage to military infrastructure, equipment, personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the results of which allow not only to shackle their forces and do not give them the opportunity to strengthen their grouping in the Donbass, but also will not allow them to do so until the Russian army completely liberates the territories of the DPR and LPR.

>Initially, we did not plan to storm them in order to prevent destruction and minimize losses among personnel and civilians.

>And although we do not rule out such a possibility, however, as individual groups complete their tasks, and they are being solved successfully, our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.

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Based

Rate my dinner for tonight /chug/
>t. starving russian

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Any Forums wasn't glowing this hard back then.

Latest Kadyrov post:

Russia is a country that respects and protects the rights of millions of Muslims living on its territory and beyond!

In our great country, at the legislative level, it is forbidden to offend the religious feelings of believers, to recognize the texts of sacred scriptures as extremist, and also to insult our beloved prophets in any way.

Propaganda of LGBT and other anti-human perversions is strictly prohibited. Our state protects the rights of Muslims and stands up for the protection of the rights of every believer!

For me, as a Muslim, it is gratifying that the entire Islamic world supported Russia in its struggle against universal evil! None of the more than 120 Muslim-majority countries in the world have joined the sanctions against Russia.

On behalf of 30 million Muslims in Russia, I want to express my sincere gratitude to all of you! May Almighty Allah be pleased with you!

Today you proved once again that Muslims always stand on the side of truth and justice!

Therefore, no matter how Biden and his henchmen help the Kiev regime, we will not leave even the smell of Nazis, Bandera and shaitans in Ukraine!
We will not stop on this path until peace is established throughout the earth, based on the sacred values for every normal person! Our Supreme Commander-in-Chief, President of Russia Vladimir Putin always stands for peace and against war, and therefore deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for a long time! And any evil spirits, being murderers and terrorists, unsuccessfully tries to put him in a bad light. But humanity has seen the truth and is showing the West that it will no longer put up with its bloodthirsty policies!

The West, personifying universal evil, will surely fall! And anyone who tries to save it will die under its rubble!

Today we are witnessing the beginning of the death of a proud monster, from which we will definitely knock down all his arrogance!

I heard Russia is recruiting more soldiers. When are they going to be combat ready?

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>my side is so shit I'm reduced to concernposting

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put down the memeflag

Good morning sirs

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Z, I fuckin love war machines

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something happened in Loviyv

Yes, normies didn't care as much though since it wasn't whites being killed.

Monke?

OHOHOHO
THAT FUCKING PIN
MY SIDES
I'M SUFFOCATING

Now That's What I Call Cope

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5 times more food then me, I'm eating 75g of pasta because no money to buy food

Big meal. Explain what all that is?

Shills keep coping, if you aren't a glowie or a nazi larper you can stay here
The rest can stay in their little cope threads the MI6 office will sure enjoy!

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>“We cannot believe the statements from Moscow because there’s still a lot of untruth and lies from that side,” Markian Lubkivskyi, an adviser to the Ukrainian defense minister, told the BBC. “That’s why we understand the goal of Putin still is the whole of Ukraine.
Give up already aaaahhh

Was losing Trostianets part of the plan putinpals?

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God is with you, bakerbro.

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Missing something to drink there

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What's the stuff on the right?

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looks good, i like your countertop

Brazil did you say monke?

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It's better than my average dinner

So is the war over and it’s just cleanup and annexation calibration time now?

Them bacon bits look depressing, but otherwise 7/10 would enjoy borsch

You can always use image hash filtering for that.

loviyv got shelled and probably some azog's got rekt.

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I think we are winning bros

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LOOK AT HER GO!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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yeah, they've moved on to middle schoolers. Soon they'll be shooting toddlers out of artillery canons

>You are mistaken. We take the east and turn the west into a radioactive buffer zone. You have a week to fuck off.

When will Putin give up?

I will try to VPN fren.

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Keep on Chuggin'

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>Mariupol has fallen
>RUSSIA IS LOSING
>THEY'VE LOST 50.000 MEN
>THE SANCTIONS WILL BREAK THEM ANY DAY NOW
Westoid kvetching is like music to my ears.

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Russia has Taigas

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Is that a donmac burger?

russia is really missing out on quark

Looks pretty nice honestly

HURR WHEN YURRRR OVER THE TARGET IS WHEN THERE'S MOST FLACK AMIRITE FELLOW PUTINPEDES!!!!!!!! Z PREDICTED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good morning lads. From the amount of shills and thread splitting I take things are going well?

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Anglo cope is getting strong

/uhg/ literally has ISW in their OP
How fucking hard can that dead general glow?

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unconfirmed but realistic reports say it's tasty

since russia is about to bring back death penalty I dont think that CIA Shill will stay alive for long

Putin might let him live in captivity for his own amusement tho

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Based bait. Bit too far, doubt anyone will buy it.

>We've counter attacked and surrounded 50 billion Russians

>“Russian troops mine fields in Ukraine, blow up agricultural machinery, destroy fuel reserves needed for sowing. They blocked our seaports. Why are they doing this?” Zelenskyy asked.
AAHHH

rolls? cannelloni?

The glowniggers shills always chimp out when their NATO comrades are righteously BTFO by cruise missiles.

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Kim?

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its not the bacon its the salo
shashlik in lavash on the right, borsch and burger

MI6 is just sad really

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how much longer until the ukranian army collapses? they seem to be surrendering a lot since mariupol fell, and a lot of weapon storages, fuel storages, and NATO spooks getting blown up from a distance in western ukraine lately too

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Based. But did you know that all of Finland is taiga?

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i hope russia breaks into many smaller states

Borsch
Burger
Sausages
Salo

nice , and I just took a coffee kek

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Ok
Enough with the monke

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Never forget

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Like they've been doing anything else these past 50+ years.

Glowies can you stop this gay thread split op shit? Vatniks can have /chug/ and cia trannies can have /uhg/, it was working fine.

How true is the claim that Russian generals keep dying because Russian communication is being intercepted?

see shills this is how you make memes funny

Reminder to not give the obvious posts (You)s, and to derail their attempts with quality posts.

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Apparently, you missile striked a fuel depot, so they're mad right now.

Reinforcements are arriving as we speak all will be well comrades HAIL PUTIN!

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Nvm it's shaslik not sosig

Just 2 more weeks.

Thanks for the bake, but please don't hate on our brothers like that. Hate on Azov, but not Ukrainians. They got jewed. Happens to the best of us.

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NEW
NEW
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Why does Russia post proof (captured passport) when they kill an Ukie general but Ukies post no evidence whatever?

Way better than anything I ate last month

>Russia is recruiting more soldiers
Junior lieutenant of the medical service here, haven't gotten any notification from the enlistment office, so highly doubtful.

Fuck bros the Juice is loose He’s already shot down 150 Russian fighter jets!

Look at his helmet! He’s such a hero!
twitter.com/cnn/status/1506065646941085701?s=21&t=nE59eMwrWeSHY-Frv0uD5g

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That's the gayest borsch ive ever seen

>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER

enjoy paper boxes while you can

Ngl but I kinda like Azov's aesthetics. Too bad they fight for Jews. Oh well.

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Games like CK where I can perform ethnic cleansings?

New? This is the latest thread you stupid MI6 slave

No one cares No one asked go be a lonely faggot somewhere else

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That's #1306 you stupid fucking limey.
Learn to count.

I always thought salo was just fat.

in any military they take away your passport once you join because soldiers haven'T the same rights as civillians

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British Intelligence has a lot on their minds right now.

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What was the 'tank farm' that they utterly destroyed?

The American DoD is saying Russia has only lost 5000ish. So even our government doesn't believe the Ukrainian numbers.

ZA SHOOOOOO

how many NATO spooks do you think have been bombed so far? i think the "redditor bombing" psyop is just a (very funny) distraction so that people don't pay attention to all the NATO trainers getting blown too in those bases

we already saw some "4 NATO soldiers die during training in Norway", i assume we will see a lot of "car accidents" and "auto-erotic asphyxiation" too in the next months when people stop coming back home

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I'm sure there's mods for CK2 that allow that if they don't exist for CK3 yet

I care mate I think I'll go post in that thread now don't speak for me again thank you

It generally is, but it varies a lot

It's not just that. They were ALL expecting a massive Russian pullout from Kiev and Kherson today that never happened.

Exchange point could have been blasted in an area.

/ugh/ is done for, soon they will be mopped

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They’re seething again, who got vaporized?

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The burger, the shashlik and the bacon all look very nice.
I've never tried borscht, but I absolutely despise beetroots.
Bretty good overall user.

It's a /uhg/ cope thread he tried to split off, ignore him.

Tank repair plant, swedeanon. Tanks break, and they need repair, else they are useless

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Kek.

the military has their own passports, or ID whatever

Not even it was the fake thread the bong tried to make

big fuel depot, I think.

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/chug/ is too strong, shills. Just give up. We have fought you off for over a thousand threads, and our resolve is infinite. /chug/ was forged in the crucible of an anti-shill insurgency, and we will never forget our origins.

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Cute taiga

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>Russian sappers say they don't even know how long is it gonna take to properly demine the utter fucking shitshow Ukrainians leave behind
>OY VEY THE RUSSIANS A MINING OUR FIELDS!

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In America “tank farm” usually means a gas pipeline facility with giant (tank) silos of gasoline

Lol. I love concern trolling.

The retaarded shill bong celebrated yesterday this

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Orange and blue are the same body

user, what are these things?
t. American who doesn't eat veggies

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imagine being so assblasted

>who got vaporized?

some oil depot in Lvov, about an hour ago

Massive fuel depot in Lwow. Apparently city now full of smog. lol. I wanna see Redditor trannies suffocating.

"Wow, this is just like Harry Potter, AAAACCCHHHHGGG!!!!"

Where else do you think tanks come from? Swedish education, I swear.

>filename
Wewlad

>therefore deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for a long time!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_terminal

Is there anyone here who ate at both DonMak and Dyadya Vanya?

Which one is better?

NEW
NEW

its onion

Do they still do video game footage? Got some sick forza race footage, could be a high speed chase scene for their propaganda

Nuke the entire west. Pls. Do it now.

Spring onions

thats leek

Nice burger

Yes things appear to be going splendidly.

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Ohhh nooo not our heckin civilereenos we were hiding behind. NOOOO!

interfax.com/newsroom/top-stories/77393/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
RUSSIANS ARE BACKPEDALING AND CLAIMING THEY ONLY WANTED DONBAS THIS ENTIRE TIME.
READ THE TRANSCRIPT
Azov fights for ukraine, not zelensky.
Say the chinese invaded in my country (wild fantasy), am I fighting "For" my retarded globohomo government?
Fuck no, but I'd fight nonetheless.
Watch no one adress this point though and just call me a shill.

Idk bro. I'm just here for the banan

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Fuck off, gaucho is baking

..it’s green onion. Holy shit. How fat are you?

holy shit yet another zunny I want to have sex with

tank trees

>gay thread split
cool it with the homophobia

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You're not getting paid for this you paki

Welcome to the real /chug/
This thread has been brought you by: The Russian Federation

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Not in our case here. Some of our soldiers are required to get passports depending on the MOS, and it doesn't matter for the others whether you have one or not.

Green onion feathers i guess?

>Were the shills this mad during Syria?
Not nearly.

what type of tank is this? those panels on the side make it look like its designed to explode like a frag grenade

I'm sorry bro, but the police has already been dispatched. I hope you like brooms

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In English tank can also mean something like a storage vessel

Azov doesn't fight for zelenskyy but another jew lol

Spasiba.

Fuel in Lvov
Schweiner's counterattack in Kherson
Hopes to be a woman

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He would know this if he played Skyrim

They were planning a huge insurgency so there must be many cadres of 'best-of-the-best' glownigger instructors heading home in tote bags.
If they'd spent their time during the Strategy of Tension doing their job instead of robbing banks, blowing up train stations and running child prostitution rings they would have been better prepared.

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you were asking about passports but if you ask for any proof the answer is simple,
why should they care to prove anything?
Their own media is believing them and our media will twist the facts no matter what prove they provide.
Also its not the militarys job to post pics and document they have other things in mind..

One more maybe?

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Looks like chives, wtf dude?

Something like this.

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Great, now I can choose between Jews+Maoism (West) vs. Muslims +Stalinism (Russia).

Whoever loses, I win :)

I used to eat them as a snack when I was a kid
I was a weird kid

Lucky. And i'm in the part of the country with mixed forests...

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what division of the russian military is in this clip?

looks like they're really fucking up azog

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1647473492506.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1647473492506.webm

BTW there has been complete silence on Mariupol. I was left off with mopping up and azovstall. Any recent news?

Not a tank, BRM-3M
Those are K-1 containers

if they are posting here, they can't post in their general

>I think I'll go post in that thread now
Okay? Didn't ask ? I am not your friend you lonely faggot why are you telling me your plans for the evening ?

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I wish niggers would stop posting Donmak. I'm starting to crave it.
Yo russkie bros, you looking to expand operations? Can I buy a license to start a Donmak in Serbia?