Makin' my way downtown

good morning ser

why would you ever want so much dick that you cant go balls deep?

oi you got a licence for that m8

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I hate niggers so fucking much. Exterminate them all.

Too big

Small dicklet detected

Is he 5'2?
And what's with the adipose tissue on his mammaries? Niggers are so strange

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Fuck off. My dick is just big enough to please any woman. Cocks that big aren't even human, it looks like a fucking donkey.

I can smell the envy and resentment on your post

This is a strange way of trying to ignore the 30cm dick between his legs

How the fuck do you even pump that thing full of blood without fainting?

Probably a glued on prosthetic, too. Erect nigger dicks are smaller than erect white dicks, for the most part.

Yeah, I'm sure a Congolese dude living in the jungle has a prosthetic dick

You don't. They stay half floppy rubber hoses. Its a novelty cock size. A gag, a chuckle, a marvel, but not useful in any capacity. Like a giant foam finger at a sports event.

I'm not American so I care less for black dicks, but you do you niggerlover

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Sage

>5 inch dick on a 5 foot nig

proportions matter..

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I'd do anything to have a huge floppy dick that's impossible to get erect due to its sheer size

literal animal/beast phallus

primitive n'ege'r dic;k

Yeah or if your only accomplishment is being white. At least a big dick has value

I'm not a dick expert by any stretch, but I'm wondering: a full on errect penis should be pointing upwards, ready to take your eyes out. If this fake shlong is so visibly pointing downwards, hanging right along his legs, does that mean it's not errect? If it's not errect... then how fucking bigger does get? And how much thicker? See... you're doing wrong niggers, only retards believe this shit

Because you won't get any use out of it anyway I'm assuming

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I’m rich and my dick is larger than average, also I don’t care didn’t ask plus you’re a nigger

>dick has value

does it tho? even .001% male pornstars dont make a lot

I have an 8 inch dick and that would make girls bleed with an extended session. Why would you want it any bigger? Maybe an inch extra for novelty at most

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This is the Long Dick cryptid who lives in Florida. He'll pierce your at nighttime if you're not paying attention.

Is he circumcised? This man allegedly is jdates number one paypig.

and i can smell the fried beans and decapitated rotting corpse off yours

*your anus

awww ~ cute

i saved

Is he Witching for water with that thing.?

Kek. Cope nigger.

having a freakishly large dick is a curse. Large is good, too large is bad
> never able to go balls deep
> have to focus on larger women

Says the rag head who has a micro penis.

You have no right to state that without at least 40 data points of 2d stats or high res metadata.

State income.

:o

>I have an 8 inch dick and I make those hoes bleed with my ginormous dick

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nah he is just very thin and small
im 23cm and it looks tiny because im 6'4 and have wide hips

No real woman of quality wants a giant turd colored dick shoved in their pussy. None.

Too big is not a good thing at all. I would shrink my dick an inch if possible. Not willing to do anything just if it was snap of the fingers.
When you have your dick out, it is getting used, lets be real here. Women are just made uncomfortable and it makes the process slower than I would like.

They're probably jewesses, say that you discovered this on your own findings.

Are you sure user...

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They're the far more sophisticated versions of male models.

They say the average is smaller than it really is, even though it's based on poorly found data to say the least.