/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1140

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>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims "main goal" of war is to secure Donetsk & Luhansk oblasts
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, the commander of the 49th Russian Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)
>Russian forces enter central Mariupol & continue to take ground across the city
>UA forces sink alligator class landing ship at anchor in Berdyansk, 2 other ships damaged
>UA forces repelled RU attempts to advance on Brovary from northeast & encircle Chernihiv
>Russia moving to phase of protracted bombardment of cities due to failure of initial campaign to encircle & seize major cities - ISW
>Ukrainian forces conducted successful localized counterattacks northwest of Kyiv
>Russian missile hits closed shopping mall in capital, killing 8. Site being used to store military vehicles.
>Ukrainian forces in Mariupol refuse Russian offer to surrender
>Andrey Paliy, Deputy Commander of the Black Sea Fleet, killed by UA forces in Mariupol
>Russia claims to have used a Kinzhal hypersonic missile
>Commander of the Russian 8th Combined Army, Lt General Andrey Mordvichev KIA
>Dozens killed in missile strike on Ukrainian forces barracks near Mykolaiv
>Azov battalion kill Mjr General Oleg Mityaev, commander of the 150th motor rifle div, in Mariupol

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understandingwar.org/publications
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youtube.com/watch?v=WDCNlqMgnvo
charter97.org/en/news/2022/3/26/460781/
twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1507563413626658818?s=20&t=ZXCgSXmq9xxpl79oOvVQsg
spglobal.com/commodity-insights/en/market-insights/latest-news/oil/122921-interview-gazprom-neft-remains-upbeat-on-russian-jet-recovery-in-2022
jet-a1-fuel.com/info/russian-jet-a1
youtube.com/watch?v=mztpiPXdTd0
understandingwar.org/backgrounder/russian-offensive-campaign-assessment-march-25
twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1507730075944370183?t=4ox3aduThn4xwSrzUUpXHQ&s=19
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Ukrainians on 2ch are complaining about banan shortages.
Where did the banan go?

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/chug/ is so much more popular than us...it's not fair. Why doesn't anybody like us?

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> Aramco bro \chug\ drop
uh oh

Status of Russian cope.

>Lol, this war will be over in 2 days. Rossiya stronk!
>It's only been 2 days, of course they haven't taken over the country yet.
>It hasn't even been a week, invasions take time.
>It's only been a week, they'll take Kiev soon.
>It's only been two weeks. In two more weeks they'll be in Lvov.
>It's just a month, you'll see, we'll win soon.
You are here
>T-two months isn't that long for a war of this size.
>E-even though Russia is retreating, they won a strategic victory.
>Ukraine's not going to retake the Donbass
>Ukraine's not going to retake Crimea
>Putin's not going to be couped
>Russia's not going to be occupied

Nigger

Are we winning guys???

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Dont like ruskis. Like at all

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Next up.
>all our muslim and central asian friends won't turn on us

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Gg

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>Any Forums is a litmus test to see which bullshit gets enough traction, and then they run with it.

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Every day I wake up and thank Perkūnas for the fact that I wasn't born a russian

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Profile of /chug/ part 2 dropped
A lot more detailed than the previous ones, with multiple examples of every argument.

Shills seething, few people actually read it, etc. Do with it what you will. Last time I make an effort post. Can't be arsed and would rather work on beneficial personal projects.

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I don't know, lol.

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>Ukrainian troops ready to ‘take Kherson back from Russia today’
>Soldiers in Ukraine are preparing to regain control of the city of Kherson today, a top advisor has claimed.
>Markian Lubivskyi, aide to the embattled country’s defence minister said he believed ‘the city will be fully under the control of Ukrainian armed forces’ by the end of the day.
>He told BBC Radio 4’s Today programme: ‘We have finished in the last two days, the operation in the Kyiv region, so other armed forces are now focused on the southern part [of the country] trying to get free Kherson and some other Ukrainian cities.’


metro.co.uk/2022/03/26/ukrainian-troops-ready-to-take-kherson-back-from-russia-today-16349027

Big if true. But I rather think the Ukrainian side should stop making outrageous claims desu.

>it's just a Russian-Belarussian training exercise

>there will be no war

>NATO is just warmongering

>MI6's prediction of an invasion is fake news, the only way they could actually predict is if they have a high level Russian mole

>okay so what if their prediction turned out true, it doesn't mean they have a high level mole, analysts could have figured that out

>okay, so what if we did invade, it doesn't matter we said we wouldn't

>Ukraine actually escalated it in the Donbass (despite the fact we had a massive buildup on their border???)

>we had to do it because of Ukraine falling to globohomo

>but actually it's about about denazifying them

>it doesn't matter we actually started planning in the summer 2021

>the west will never provide united support to Ukraine

>the Ukrainians will welcome us as liberating brothers

>it doesn't matter there's united western support for Ukraine

>it doesn't matter they didn't welcome us as liberating brothers

>using Chechen Islamist Terrorist Mercenary Warlords to invade a European country is based and redpillled and hecking trad af, actually

>it doesn't matter we failed our original Blitzkrieg plan

>actually we planned for a longer conflict

>it doesn't matter that victory articles were prematurely released on pro-kremlin disinformation foundries

>it doesn't matter we've gotten bogged down in all areas of the conflict

>it doesn't matter Belarus isn't joining us, even though they accidentally leaked plans they were intending to

>at least NATO will never declare a no fly zone

>but actually it's about the danger of Ukraine planning to get nukes

>stay away, NATO, or we use nukes

>the sanctions don't matter

>it doesn't matter Kiev isn't encircled yet

>actually it's all about biolabs

>We aren't even invading Ukraine - Lavrov

>in general, the main tasks of the first stage of the “special operation” in Ukraine have been completed - Russian Defence Ministry

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>Post it
youtube.com/watch?v=WDCNlqMgnvo

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>I stand with Ukraine!

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I just woke up, can someone give me a run down on the last 6-8 hours?

>biolabs
>Hunter Biden biolabs
>Hunter Biden and George Soros biolabs
What's next?

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Has Biden just called putin a butcher? Lmao. We can't stop winning against the monkefag.

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>MG3's are now used by ukies
>they also use beretta MG42/59 supplied by italy
vatniks are getting mowed down by the same guns at the same battlefields they used to 80 years back

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lmao fucking trannies
charter97.org/en/news/2022/3/26/460781/

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Hunter Biden, George Soros, and Hillary Clinton Biolabs.

I imagine the armor the Russians have in Ukraine more or less the armor the Russians got.
All those tanks they have on paper are rusting away, have been cannibalized or a even more outdated.
With such losses their foundation must have suffered. I doubt they will ever return to their old tank numbers again.

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It's actually Hitlers old bio labs

>‘We have finished in the last two days, the operation in the Kyiv region, so other armed forces are now focused on the southern part [of the country] trying to get free Kherson and some other Ukrainian cities.’

That sounds too crazy to be true, but if Ukraine actually can do it without too much losses, it would show Russians are actually running out of artillery ammo and other supplies and might be about to face a complete massacre.

8 million rounds of ammo. Holy shit, I really want to go in after the war and send ammo back home.

Why are his cheeks so chubby

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That spineless faggot didn't turn up because he has no conviction just like everyone else in this thread.

Seethe and cope in your containment thread because you won't say shit irl

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Why are you complaining?

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It’s more like one of his soldiers got tired of him sending him off to die and getting raped and they just decided to cover up his cause of death

>I stand with Ukraine!
no one in this thread, even the ukrainians have said anything like that

Anything new?
I sept for 12 hours.

Makes sense, given...

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just woke up, what'd I miss?

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>thinking people take the time to read these days
>clearly new to Any Forums
user, I...

The biolabs turn everyone into knotsees that want to eat Russian babies.
>t. Zanon

Russia is retreating

nice
hope our governement send even more weapon than germany

many thanks again, fren.

Putin never made this his casus belli THOUGH
otherwise the Chinese would have been more rowdy than it is today

Not everyone posting here is a zoomer with no attention span or a retard, my boy

I told everyone who listened that Russians were about to lose their positions around Kyiv before even Western intel reported it. Russian forces within Ukraine have been strategically defeated to completion, losses in the tens of thousands, state apparatus is disintegrating, and Putin will be out of soldiers to waste before summer.

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Truth can be quite boring desu

twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1507563413626658818?s=20&t=ZXCgSXmq9xxpl79oOvVQsg
Why is Russia like this?

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>It doesn't need to be acccurate.

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>With such losses their foundation must have suffered. I doubt they will ever return to their old tank numbers again.
Nah, they still got entire fields of rusting hulls to rebuild. They'll just pull out some ancient tanks, slap some new devices on them, a fresh coat of paint - boom, you get T-123, all new and modern.

>8 million rounds of ammo
so about 10 minutes of continued mg3 fire?

they think they are the good guys

Yeah, but it’ll all be worth it because the Russians only wanted Donbas (a patch of land with nothing special in it)

>And Xi's hands are clean from blood
Kek, fuck off.

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JEWS WILL SEETHE

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>few people actually read it
I do
I know it all already (in general, not some specifics) but you put it in precise words
If I wasn't that lazy I would put some cultural background about post soviet realities that fuel and enable all this, providing a lot of human source material
How mild schizophrenia and psychopaty is necessary state of mind for living in russia for common people, not some "kgb family" types etc.
How 2ch infantiles were honeypoted by fsb with CP bait, and now are blackmailed to shill against their will
About how prison rape calture shapes ALL layers of post soviet culture and why so many focus is on homosexuality rape etc etc

lmao what a faggy looking guy

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Ah yes, the very famous and fearsome Kazakh Nazis.

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Ukraine has been overwhelmed... with POWs. There practically is no Russian fighting force in Ukraine at the moment.

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How accurate were our hypersonic?

It's all about having fun. Stop raiding and shilling.

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>How 2ch infantiles were honeypoted by fsb with CP bait, and now are blackmailed to shill against their will
Holy fuck, what? This is news to me. Redpill me on this.

I've been trying to look into Russia's aviation fuel situation, after hearing that there might be shortages. It's very hard to get solid estimates on the VKS daily consumption (by hard I mean impossible) but the production side is interesting.

spglobal.com/commodity-insights/en/market-insights/latest-news/oil/122921-interview-gazprom-neft-remains-upbeat-on-russian-jet-recovery-in-2022

Basically, after 2 years of covid jet fuel production was at a very low level due to a lack of demand. Incidentally, military jet fuel consumption makes up about 25% of total consumption (74% is civilian aviation, 1% private jets).

jet-a1-fuel.com/info/russian-jet-a1
>In 2019, 12,523,000 tons of this fuel were produced in the country
>Russia exports very litle jet fuel
>Russia also imports every little jet fuel

Based on this it doesn't seem like Russia will be running out of jet fuel any time soon, especially with Russian civil aviation using a lot less now.

so what're you lads drinking, i'm drinking ice water of the same cola bottle as a couple of threads ago
>finally cleaned the cumstains on wall

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>>thinking people take the time to read these days
ahah ggg read lol are you faggot
no read me like pedoanime make some meme faggot kek
also globohomo is somehow bad i saw meme but didnt read
kek lol fag

>Dude looks like he just got here from Vietnam
youtube.com/watch?v=mztpiPXdTd0

Friendly reminder that Naruto fights on the side of China

Member when Any Forumscels and cuckold groypers really thought that China would join Russia in WW3? lmao

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i want every single granny to have guns
> be babushka
> knit on soviet balcony
> comfy hat for son almost done
> russians in sight
> babushka fires PzFst 3 900mm reactive armor penetrating round into tank
> dual wield 2 MG3 and mows down rest of troops
> continue knitting
> comfy warm from fire down on the street

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No wonder since ~90% of content in chug is made by bots

I don't care how many troops die I just want both sides to get nuked. Especially smug Europeans posturing against Russia when they wouldn't dare sabre rattle at any other time

This nigger appeared in my dream last night for some reason and I had to stab him to death.

They’re hemorrhaging their reserves with this war though

>FSB go to Двaч (2ch)
>Post CP
>Pedos are saving it
>now you have Pedo that will shill for you or go to jail

>Any Forums
is not about read user
pol is about kek lol fag
be stupid it is anti-globohomo kek faggot shill
pol is fag kek lol
based culture fag pedo is pol
putin is based kek you seething faggots
post tits pedo!

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>he still havent joined ukraine-specific telegram channels
NGMI

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Replying to this retard from a thread or two back.
>The Saudis are fucking drawing less and less oil every year which is why they so desperately want to control Yemen
This is a lie, Saudis are producing more and more oil & gas almost every day. It had a two year dip, because of covid but is back at it again. The war in Yemen began after Iran-backed militants ousted the President.
>This is now coming to an end as the world's energy producers now understand that if you don't comply
I like how you say this, when also bringing up an example of how Saudi Arabia attacked Yemen, Saudi Arabia can do what ever the fuck it wants, because it has the oil. They funded terrorists who directly attacked American forces.

This is also ignoring that the North sea has some of the largest reserves in the world, and production had slow due to cheaper Russian gas and Norway moving towards green energy. Russia has continued to fuck itself strategically by demanding payments in the ruble, western powers are moving away from oil and it has been shown that energy autarky is vital

Eat shit russian shill

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russoids finally entered a town they've been around for weeks - Slavytuch
aside from that - no progress on their part, well aside from 2.5 streets in muh Mariupol again

ISW
RUSSIAN OFFENSIVE CAMPAIGN ASSESSMENT, MARCH 25
Key Takeaways

>The Russian General Staff is attempting to adjust the war’s narrative so make it appear that Russia is achieving its aims and choosing to restrict operations when in fact it is not achieving its objectives and is being forced to abandon large-scale offensive operations because of its own failures and losses as well as continuing skillful Ukrainian resistance.
>Ukrainian forces claimed to kill the commander of Russia’s 49th Combined Arms Army, operating around Kherson.
>Ukrainian counterattacks northwest of Kyiv made further minor progress in the past 24 hours.
>Ukrainian forces additionally conducted a successful counterattack east of Kyiv in the past 24 hours, pushing Russian forces east from Brovary.
>Russian attempts to encircle Chernihiv remain unsuccessful.
>The military situation in northeastern Ukraine did not change in the past 24 hours.
>Russian forces continue to take Mariupol street-by-street and have entered the city center.
>Russian forces did not conduct any offensive operations around Kherson in the past 24 hours.
understandingwar.org/backgrounder/russian-offensive-campaign-assessment-march-25

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Look at this nazi girl. Her nazi dad was killed, her nazi arm is no more. Thank you putin for saving the white race.

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last 10% are pedos
interesting

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Im in the screencap!

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That’s basically Poland right now. It’s easy for these countries to do so because they know they won’t be doing the brunt of the fighting

I'll be on home defense and detain you gopniki diaspora fucks once they finally push the button.

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>who are your friends, Any Forumscels?
>china... russia...
>I spoke to them, they aren't your friend

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Ukrainian military intelligence claims the commander of 13th Regiment, 4th Guards Tank Division killed himself because he found out that all of the tanks in reserve are "completely disassembled" and some "don't even have engines"

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>
The german strategy in the last decade was to let Russia grow closer to the west by cooperating economically. The Ukraine war is testimony that this approach was naive and it failed spectacularly.

Josef Mengele has been confirmed to work in the Ukrainian biolabs.

>we never wanted Kyiv, it was a distraction to focus on Donbas

Didnt Saudis said that they will produce some bullshit amount of oil after russia started this?

Anime is used by fags, trannies, pedophiles, satanists, glowniggers and the deep state cabal to brainwash people into pedophilia and other degeneracy. This is not an anime website. They keep repeating that phrase to fool you into accepting their degeneracy. You will see them post real information, facts, truths, disclosure statements, and more, while simultaneously posting an anime image and mass replying to themselves through the use of VPN's, to lull you into believing someone who likes anime is a voice of reason, an authority figure. They use anime as their profile pictures on channels and comments such as Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, Discord, discussion forums, and other social media such as alternative news, and use bot systems to mass upvote and like their content. You can browse any board and very quickly you will find images of anime pornography and degeneracy. We must crush anime posters at every avenue, whenever they show up, where ever they post. Repost this on all anime images you find.

twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1507730075944370183?t=4ox3aduThn4xwSrzUUpXHQ&s=19
*Benny hill music*

Their reserves might be low, since covid hit the aviation industry hard and less demand for jet fuel = drop in supply but their production will probably be able to keep up their current demand. Especially when you factor in a decline in civil aviation fuel usage. If anyone has any sources saying that Russia is heading for disaster on the fuel front though, I'd love to read them.

What the hell are they feeding the kids in Russia?
That figure doesn’t come from buckwheat

If you don't have nukes shut the fuck up. Article 5 isn't worth the paper it's written on.

this all true if you believe western news. But according to russia they lose 300-400 something troops 800 wounded. You telling me those 400 dead 7 of them are generals whose main role is not even be in the front but tell their luitenants and colonels on the field with troops what to do. Okay.

twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1507730075944370183?s=20&t=TaGM7jaPCHU9MjlrvJ_B_w

Russia bros... What happened

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>mfw my shitpost get screened by somebody else and i see it later

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back to 1941, operation barbarossa, kek will es

can you blame me for wanting to grow closer to some of them though

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