/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1303

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>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azog remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=iZebYm-nenY
▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
z.zz.fo/6volM.jpeg

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pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/nsje04.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
litter.catbox.moe/w0fjqf.webm
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
pastebin.com/rPDqhY62
youtube.com/watch?v=cDOa9PW3lnU
files.catbox.moe/k80qpr.mp4
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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RUSSIA IS GOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE FIGHTING AGAINST THIS THING CALLED GLOBOHOMO WHICH I MADE UP

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread #2
>The Ghost of Kiev has fallen (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/nsje04.mp4

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
litter.catbox.moe/w0fjqf.webm

>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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The whole UK needs to be glassed, and Poland too.

are they suppose to look like those panties?

▶Phase 1 and 2 details

pastebin.com/rPDqhY62
>In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.

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>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev, Kharkov, Chernigov, Sumy and Nikolaev. Kherson and most of the Zaporozhye region are under full control.

>The public and individual experts are wondering what we are doing in the area of blocked Ukrainian cities.

>These actions are carried out with the aim of causing such damage to military infrastructure, equipment, personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the results of which allow not only to shackle their forces and do not give them the opportunity to strengthen their grouping in the Donbass, but also will not allow them to do so until the Russian army completely liberates the territories of the DPR and LPR.

>Initially, we did not plan to storm them in order to prevent destruction and minimize losses among personnel and civilians.

>And although we do not rule out such a possibility, however, as individual groups complete their tasks, and they are being solved successfully, our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

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Why does America lose every war?

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Hey, MI5 paki, how does this make you and your department feel?

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how is your day going sirs

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Pls recommend some more /chug/ approved movies, like pic related.

They don't have to be Russian, tho

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>Russia won't be able to nationalise McDonalds
>Russia won't be able to make Don Mak with locally sourced ingredients
>Don Mak will never be a thing outside of the Donbass
YOU ARE HERE
>Don Mak will never make it outside of Eastern Europe
>Don Mak will never make it to the USA
>Don Mak will never be more popular than McDonalds
>Don Mak will never supply 90% of the world's fast food
>Don Mak will never buy and then close the last McDonalds

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Why is everything coming out of Ukraine a lie
Holy Fuck its annoying

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I NEED AN IMEDIATE UPDATE ON THE AKHMAT STATUS! DELIVER AT ONCE!

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what time is it over there ivan? bed tme for me

>coming from Argentina
>a country that couldn't hold Islands literally right next to their country against a military thousands of miles and oceans away
lmfao

Hoping that Kim annexes ROK soon.
And soon Japan to make the East Asian Union

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because america is an anti imperialist empire
totally shizophrenic

WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
>WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
>WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
>WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
>WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
>WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
>WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?

How are /chug/gies coping with Russia altering their objectives to save face after losing 10K+ troops and ~15% of their total military equipment for barely any territorial gain?

Huh
Didn't expect them to model that

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How many weeks until Chernigov falls?

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user?

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You failed to invade Buenos Aires 3 times

>Putinbots when 30000 Russians died to capture bumfuckovo - population 12.

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How the fuck would that have been possible?

Z

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yeah. finnish media is couple days late with these.. its even more annoying :D

youtube.com/watch?v=cDOa9PW3lnU

Russia was supposed to collapse 2 days ago according to the Pentagon.

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It never will.

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Not all of us are nigger loving kikes yet

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Finally! It's beautiful....

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>bumfuckovo - population 12 - nord stream goes under it

>Ukraine is retaking Herson!
>meanwhile, outskirts of Herson

files.catbox.moe/k80qpr.mp4

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The point was to distract people from the economic crisis of the military junta, rather than actually take the islands
You can tell by the fact they sent 18 year old soldiers with 6 months of training lol
Even then, doesn't make america any more or less good at wars

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>Bumfuckovo, Oinkraine

3000000000000000000000000000 Russians

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Mein jewhur...... steinerenkos counter attack.... they surrendered