/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1302

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>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azog remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=iZebYm-nenY
▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
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files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
litter.catbox.moe/w0fjqf.webm
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
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files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
pastebin.com/rPDqhY62
youtube.com/watch?v=fWkfpGCAAuw
youtube.com/watch?v=H4dJRnI-X8Q
youtube.com/watch?v=8nW-IPrzM1g
t.me/intelslava/23623?single
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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread #2
>The Ghost of Kiev has fallen (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/nsje04.mp4

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
litter.catbox.moe/w0fjqf.webm

>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

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RUSSIA IS GOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE FIGHTING AGAINST THIS THING CALLED GLOBOHOMO WHICH I MADE UP

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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I want to suck male cock

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▶Phase 1 and 2 details

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>In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass.

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>As a result, Russian troops blocked Kiev, Kharkov, Chernigov, Sumy and Nikolaev. Kherson and most of the Zaporozhye region are under full control.

>The public and individual experts are wondering what we are doing in the area of blocked Ukrainian cities.

>These actions are carried out with the aim of causing such damage to military infrastructure, equipment, personnel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the results of which allow not only to shackle their forces and do not give them the opportunity to strengthen their grouping in the Donbass, but also will not allow them to do so until the Russian army completely liberates the territories of the DPR and LPR.

>Initially, we did not plan to storm them in order to prevent destruction and minimize losses among personnel and civilians.

>And although we do not rule out such a possibility, however, as individual groups complete their tasks, and they are being solved successfully, our forces and means will concentrate on the main thing – the complete liberation of Donbass.

I hate the гoмoглoбyc

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Truth & Facts:
youtube.com/watch?v=fWkfpGCAAuw
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Thread theme:
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So sleep soundly in your beds tonight
For judgement falls upon you at first light

I'm the hand of God
I'm the dark Messiah
I'm the vengeful one
Look inside and see what you're becoming
In the blackest moments
Of a dying world
What have you become?
Look inside and see what you're becoming

When you die, you'll know why
For you cannot be saved
When all the world is slain
When you die, you'll know why
You'll die, and know why
For you cannot be saved
This world is too depraved
When you die, you'll know why

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I wish we had someone cool like gary instead of that gay boy

I am so sorry Finanon

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It's fucking over for me
We lost this war
We lost McDonald's and Coca Cola. I literally can't imagine my life without it.
My father lost his job. His company sold nuts and fruits they bought in Asia, Africa and South America. Now they can't do it, the dollar has become very expensive and you can't send money abroad.
I lost my job. My work is 99% connected with Western cloud-services that are leaving Russia.
Food becomes unbearably expensive. Moscow is the most expensive city in Europe.
I can no longer donate to Japanese games. Russian Visa and Mastercard cards do not work outside of Russia. I can't buy anything in Genshin Impact.
People in Genshin Impact now write insults about Russia in their signatures. Now you cannot tell anyone that you are Russian, no one will help you because of this
Now I can't buy a Zero Two figurine and I can't buy DITF Blu-ray discs.
I can't send my donations to Japan so they can start making Darling in the FranXX 2
I will never be able to go to Japan and have sex with a beautiful Japanese girl
I will never be able to buy a new computer. Computer components now cost 2.5 times more (for example, before the start of the war, a hard drive cost 3,000 rubles ($39), now it costs 12,000 rubles ($100 at the new exchange rate))
I will never be able to buy a new game on steam or anywhere else.
My life is destroyed.

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Good morning sirs.

How much is gas in Europe right now? Here in GLORIOUS Krasnodar Krai we pay 6.81rub per m3 which is ~6.5 eurocents

Diaspora, the ones who probably have never even seen their shitty homeland are always the loudest and most vocal.

>Saudi Arabia has announced a military operation in Yemen.

Mediocre pasta
Shit meme
>gachashit

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

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This post smells like festering tranny axe wound

Me too

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turks are like that too

AAAAAAA OP HOW 2 DRAW

They do it every other month.

It smells like bad breath, brown skin and crooked teeth

Z

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Pro tip from the artist himself
You don't

Another ookie Tochka-U shot down in LNR

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Z Z Z Z and lest we forget: Z
Stay comfy /chud/
Shills tongue my anus

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azov, is that you?

My bill is in kW/h, waiting on the new one but was told it's going up >15% so about €30 per kW/h.
No idea how to convert it.

OP consider making the next thread a bit later and closer to 300 so the shills don't find it in the catalog and spam it at 250 posts

Oh ho where’s the Estonian? He’s late on the job.

Another day, another glorious victory for Putin and the Russian people!
theworldstandswithrussia.com

t.me/intelslava/23623?single

Can some kind user download and dump all the images from this telegram post? More captured NLAWs, lets make BoJo proud of what he's doing.

just how many tochkas do these pigs have? have we at least bombed the plant that makes them?

You could have saved up since 2.1 for Raiden's re-run user. That's your problem

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Any good movies to watch?

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LPR in english. We speak english here. See OP first line about using local names.

morning user

Looks intact

My calculations are make thread early so I can post the next messages (webs, maps...) and leave a tiny window before 300 in case they're debating something
But now the bread came out too raw!

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Z

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Why are Russians so bad at war?

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this can't be real nigga

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>gachashit
>Better than 99.99% of games released in the last 15 years

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is there any other kind? also, timestamped tits or gtfo

Z

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How much one of these things cost?

*gomoglobus

>playing games released in the last 15 years
user I..

I've been calling them LDNR all this time and you're the first person to complain.
Smells like a glowie falseflag

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Here its .18€/KWh because everything is nuclear.

>Why are Russians so bad at war?
>flag
lmao

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Z

How’s the hololcaust my frens?

What is that picture supposed to mean?

so did Starlink actually do anything?

>Better than 99.99% of games released in the last 15 years

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It was just a shitty joke rusanon

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Elden Ring has been good, From Software refuses to be pozzed or cater to normans. It's wonderful

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Being a /gsg/fag all I want is aesthetic borders. Can Russia provide that? Annexing whole of Ukraine is slightly unaesthetic. Maybe they could split with Belarus. Wouldn't mind getting Lwów back either to be quite frank with you. Any predictions on what will the borders look like after the war?

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>MADE UP

Bro

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>not playing dark souls

I think LDNR is a funny acronym because it makes them sound like a railway

So what kind of puppet goverment will Russia set up in Ukraine after they win and hang that Jew rat zelensky? Will it be another Belarussia?

I got her with my 3rd wish and I started playing this week lmao i don't even use her

If there are still some people who are actually capable of using their brains left in this general, I strongly suggest they read this:

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Why can't american planes into flight?

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Based abbandonware bro. What are your favorite games?

Shit, sorry it's €0.235 per kW/h.

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I like her but..

Argentina couldn't even capture Islands right next to your country from a military thousands of miles away and across oceans lmfao

I liked it
but its not as good as BB or DS3
open worlds like that dont do it for me

we have separate bills for gas, water and electricity
you cook and heat your home with gas and use electricity for everything else
1kwh of electricity costs 5 eurocents
and 1m3 of gas which is apparently 10.55kwh of energy is 6.5 eurocents

I didn't have to save up for her. My friend gave me an account with her. B)

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WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
>WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
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>WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
>WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
>WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?
>WASN'T UKRAINE SUPPOSED TO TAKE KHERSON TODAY?

paid /uhg/ shill

Shill on a VPN

Always bake at 300+. This should be the rule.

I thought the thumbnail looked like a map lmao

it is the way of things
american planes can't fly, russian planes could fly except they're too poor to build any

bad tank formation versus decent ones

This. His speech was awesome too.

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It's called roads nigger.

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idk man just kys I guess like all gachashits would

wow hot

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only thing Ukraine is taking today is the cyanide pill

here we go

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Uh oh fellow goreposting uhgbros did we get too cocky
Quick someone draw russian flags on them

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f-35 is crap

>visit /uhg/
>see this
>leave

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I have read it, it reeks of professionally doctored shill propaganda, glowie.

>mfw biden purposefully tries to fuck us but our gas is still only half that of Euros
Imagine you guys paying 25% of your total net salary for just going to work.

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Why is it that you morons can never learn from your mistakes?

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why is chug full of pedos

I play a lot of JRPGs and pserver wow

>fighting kindergarten

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There aren’t.

because they don't turn it into shit hole like you guys did, they're rebuilding it better.

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Because it does. Look at the filename.

I know you're a troll and a faggot, but many people unironically think Genshin Impact is the best game ever. Gacha shit only exist because retarded faggots consume them.

chug is shilling and cheering for russians. uhg is shilling and cheering for ukraine. Both are biased. Pick your poison and enjoy.

They did capture them, just didn't hold them.

I'm not good at understanding jokes or sarcasm.

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If you think that shit is real, you really need to fix your autism.

>So what kind of puppet goverment will Russia set up in Ukraine after they win
They won't, but if they did, they would probably just exterminate the actual Ukrainians and just make it a new oblast of Russia or something.

But they won't.

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love you too ドイツ君

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Underrated.

there is a reason if they only have like 10 pics

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New copium just dropped