What is the punishment for avoiding conscription in Russia?

What is the punishment for avoiding conscription in Russia?

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You will have to do some bribery

Having to take it up the bum at least twice as often as the average conscript

Poland can clean toilets, but not use Google?
I'm shocked!

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What race is that?

*Serbia
Maybe I need glasses.
What can Serbia if Serbia can't even use Google?

he did a dna test thing on a video once and i believe he's mostly baltic

That's fucked. How looks mexican

>avoid conscription
>get arrested
>get sent to penal battalion
>you are in the army ether way

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Balts are basically the mexicans of Russia

nothing, granted you don't get caught.

By law its up to 2 years in prison. But in fact its nothing.

Oh well user, I will remember you fondly

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dude tries so hard to be western it's fucking cringe

Russia just lost its future president

Anal penetration with an iron stick

Kek is that real?

just as american based trad larpers who root for Putin who don't know Russian or anything about Russia besides the outlets of Putins soviet gang like RT

Someone doing something horrible to your asshole is guaranteed in Russia.

I'm sure a russian penal battalion is a penal battalion if you catch my drift

Could be worse

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He is getting a lot of hate from Georgians, once they learn he is Russian he has to run. He should enlist and die in Ukraine like a regular russian.

What is the penis battalion?

I remember all draft dodgers here had gotten an amnesty for not participating in 90s war. Although Jewtin will probably arrest all those people, and give them even higher sentences than those (2 years) which were determined in laws.

Looks like Zendaya.

More like Z-endaya plus she hates mutts

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Is she a dyke?

Poland lives rent-free in your head so deep, that you see us when we're not even there

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this girl is super impressionable and gonna end up getting consumed by woke tards i think

Yes absolutely seems like it. You're right.