/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1296

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>Chernigov has been cut off by Russian troops - Governor
>The creation of Kherson Republic is underway - Crimean representative
>Russia MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>Russia MoD: Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Azog: "Putin is the real fascist, not us"
>Russia: the best opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>US glowniggers in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azog remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU

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nitter.net/JominiW
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Stay comfy, Kings!

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Recession in 3......2.....1......

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Z, Sri Lanka bro.
Thank you for baking!

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>Audio thread #2
>The Ghost of Kiev has fallen (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/nsje04.mp4

>Ukrainian PoW's near KIEV (NEW)
files.catbox.moe/k7gva1.mp4

>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
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>Ukrainian soldiers exterminate each other
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>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
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>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
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>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>OP
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>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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I need to know the AKHMAT status. Deliver the update at once!

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▶Maps

Chinese
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Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
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Wikipedia
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American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

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dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

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Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

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▶War Crimes

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>16000 soldiers dead
>7 generals dead
>1000s of vehicles destroyed
>Captured nothing of value

Stunning Phase 1 Victory!

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when is official CS server open

Z

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AKHMAT = SILA!

So if I turn on the gas for 5 minutes too long I risk getting sanctioned by biden?

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I hope everyone is having a comfy day
Z

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Anders Chadlund declares the war is already lost for Russia, how right is he going to be??

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np germanbro and checked

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As right as trannies proclaiming they're women.

>Strelkov is doomposting even more than usual
Yesterday's news sent him in overdrive.

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Someone has to draw gigachad Putin in Broly Culo pose (pic related), it would be really funny

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Can someone please post the image that is pretty much anime version of this? Thank you

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Why doesn't Ukraine just surrender? It has been a month already. People are suffering and fighting for nothing. For comparison, the Finnish Winter War lasted three months until we surrendered and this was in the 30's-40's, it's 2022 now and wars are way faster so there's no excuse.

Sri Lanka user is the best baker

slow

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Does this count?

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BRICS bros.... if things go through... will I be able to get a state mandated big tidded pajeeta gf?

I second thi, Sri lanky bro is top class

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Shit your pants for #Ukraine

what is even going on in this webm

Here's another reference

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Woah there pal, don't stick it out too much or it might get ACK'D

Good day everyone, i saw an info about Hezbollah soldiers (200 or so) going to Ukraine as a part of Wagner group . Someone said, that contract for that assigment was shown on Al Hazeed news channel, so do you think it can be real? Because i really have no idea

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Yes, why not

Death to globohomos!

Z!

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ACK'XD

These people are addicted to taking the L

Elaborate please
>Caotcha KWYKV kek so it is KWYKV now

He should be careful not to get a stroke from ecstatic cope he does.

Is russia now SUPER doomed without him in charge of every decision or just regular doomed?

who is this

>Why doesn't Ukraine just surrender?
because muh nato will help zelensky with spiderman and ironman

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Orders from the US

SURRENDER THE BANAN UKIE!!!!!

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The copyright mark says الحدث tho, or Al hadath, which is Saudi if I remember correctly. Saudi is unlikely that it has this info so probs propaganda

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Here's a clue

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Heyo, Western frens.
Are you ready for food shortages?

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Some retarded cunt whose predictions are just as accurate as bill crystal

A schizo

Extremely based image, but since we're already including DonMak I would also throw in Chicken Kiev

Their military doctrine is fighting till the last male hohol, while sending off all women into the globohomo europe.

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They chose life.
Wise choice, guys, wise choice.

dude, we are net food exporter.

Kek, alright user when are you going to start helping with building the shinkansen here now

this guy is a spastic nonce
of course he's not going to be right

Been ready for years

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He's unironically Trotsky
He's just sitting in some backwater shithole office writing up seething posts 24/7

pretty cynical to call these events comfy no matter which side you are on
repent

I only remember one journo from the syrian war and his bakery holocaust. What takes has this one had before?

Two more wee-ACK

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How many failed vdv drops today?

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The events are not comfy, but the thread is.

BTFO globohomo!

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great article cf2r.org/documentation/la-situation-militaire-en-ukraine/ just google translate it.

It begins.

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Me and my mom had food shortages in the 90s in Russia, so we're prepared.
My German diabetic stepdad... Don't know.

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comfy as fuck
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the russians are cunning, they tricked the west and now there is panic and very "deeb goncerns" all around

nukes will eventually fly, and the fire they bring will be cleansing and extraordinarily warm and cosy

Хpюкни

that's more physical exertion than his last 4 movies

Because Ukraine is winning. Virtually everybody has realized this.

I don't know why /chug/ hasn't.

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pretty cynical to pretend that there is a global
pandemic to oust one US president and steal trillions

Arcueid sila!

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You're both wrong

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>have a joyful fat belly
Yeah, I could use some diet

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Good for them. People shouldn't die for moronic puppets in government

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I mean, fuck, you guys have survived living in the actual shittiest place (geographically speaking) in the world. I know YOU are ready for everything.

I really doubt the Americans are, though.

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They are solving the incel problem. Zelensky made a deal with Putin.

Will they ever rebuild her, guys? Or at least her sister?

No confirmation from Hasbulla
No confirmation from Wagner
Telegram channels related to Russia claim it's fake

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You're numbers are off, as of this morning it's 6 million Russians dead.

How's Mariupol doing?

ZOG bots killing ZOG bots, what's more comfy?

>Ukies art cope
Here, look at reality.

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Retvrn to Eurasian steppe.

youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

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Okay, thanks a lot) One more unreliable source checked

Hello I was out for 3 hours and had a haircut, anything new?

They're starting to.

The war and the threads are comfy

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>the Russians are cunning
Da fuck you talkin about, Willis. You're literally the chameleons of Europe.

The cat is more sexy

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now you tell me, Snake Sullivan has the skull bone structure than makes him a dead ringer for a shape shifting alien lizard illuminati,

he's like a zeta reticuli I think on the Ufologists alien spotting guide.

we know you're proud of this drawing but mutt hands did it

>Helping refugees is boring... I'm going back to TRAVEL!

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Has Sminem weighed in on this issue?

hoholbwos are you winning?~

Putin inspected a new UAZ model five years ago.

Strelkov ranted about Russia's MoD's briefing. Pic related.

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>this man lives in the Windows XP wallpaper

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Exactly

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>West waging ‘total, hybrid war’ on Russia – Lavrov
rt.com/russia/552736-lavrov-west-total-war/

how long before i get v& for posting based rt links without an enemy propaganda distribution loicence

I like Neco Arc so much, she's adorable...

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>Are you ready for food shortages?
We should be right, we're basically half farm, half mine

>NAZBOL flag
>Doesn't support the side in which Nazbols actually fight

Makes sense

>I really doubt the Americans are, though.
It's gonna be fun. They forgot what war/struggle/proper crisis looks and feels like

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=eIRQQjVYQ78

Hello frens.

My pc has ceased to be, so I can't colour the Ka-52-chan some German user requested.

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Israel is the biggest safe habor of russian oligarchs. What kind of sanctions do they have prepared for those evil sanction breakers?

says the NATO lapdog, go back to /k/ike

no I heard there were 100 generals death.

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I think brazil is fine

There are only kike financed ZOG bots fighting. No NatSocs.

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globohomo is the new soviet union.

Oh, fuck, I forgot about the Australia. Shite.

Well, at least it'll be relatively expensive to get your food to other Western countries.

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NICE MUSIC HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=wFHmoFkWPzo

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Yes

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Allegedly it'll cost around 3billion usd and take 5 years of work, so I wouldn't get my hopes high.

Every day I hear combat helicopters and planes outside the window and it's not comfy. But the thread is.

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What are they thinking about?

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thirdies are fine, we've reached rock bottom economy and has only gotten worse since time immemorial.

"The only dead general is /uhg/"

Throat singing is kino as fuck.
youtube.com/watch?v=IvUJpu_94VI

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Thank you, kind user!

though she would be thiccer

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Any Forums initial assessment day one (or two)

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