You have just fallen out of the tower drop ride
How do you save yourself?
Hard mode: you're black
You have just fallen out of the tower drop ride
Evan Thomas
Parker Edwards
if i became nigger i wouldn't want to save myself
Matthew Foster
i thought blacks were afraid of those kind of things, thats what you get for invading white spaces.
Angel Edwards
He didn't know it went up
Jonathan Foster
he couldn't breathe
america is systematically executing blacks for no reason other than muh gravity said so
who invented that? newton? another white supremacist who owned slaves?
time is up whitey
Lincoln Davis
>SAVE ME SPIDERMAN!
Jaxson Brooks
>Is that... A LARGE PIECE OF MACHINERY DESIGNED TO THROW ME AROUND!?!? I HECCIN LOVE THEME PARKS! US ADRENALINE JUNKIES, AM I RIGHT?
God, normies are stupid. Glad I'm at no risk of getting myself killed on these death traps.
Landon Diaz
I jump right before I hit the ground
Alexander Moore
What’s the point of going on these rides? Paying to put your safety into the hands of a bunch of 18-24 year old wagies? No thanks
Xavier Peterson
I’d pray to St. George Floyd and think of space jam.
Nathan Mitchell
Nicholas Price
The way nobody gives an absolute fuck. . then that 'WOOH!' at the end. . idkbro's, it's so absurdly brutal.
Jack Hall
Hahah i made an unoriginal edgy joke! that'll show them!!
Anthony Wright
Ya in was surprised by all the riders and staffs reactions to this.
Josiah Cooper
Seethe
Cameron Morales
Imagine putting your life in the hands of a carney
Parker Jackson
Grab the underside of the seat to keep your ass on it with one hand, grab the harness with the other.
But guy had too much bodyweight and probably poor grip strength.
Ayden Allen
did he die? i forget what the last thread said. he didn't fall far and it was probably equivalent to running into a wall at 30 to 40mph.
Henry Sanders
Does this look like a rod and ring to anybody else?
Brandon Brown
Even harder mode: you're 2000 pounds
Jaxon Adams
I remember somebody saying he hit the ground at about 95mph, and bear in mind he's like 300 lbs
Ethan Watson
this is now a spidey thread
Isaiah Bailey
What no webm?
What the fuck pol how disappointing are any of you even alive or is this just 100% a bot farm now
Kayden Hernandez
Disable clipping.
Easton White
no fun allowed, amirite?
a person is more likely to die in a car accident or slipping over in the shower lmao
Noah Hughes
Kek
Carter Williams
Ryan Sanchez
time for your meds copy pasta schizo
Jaxson Reed
The rod and ring will strike.
Asher Bennett
A person who drives a car or steps in the shower is in control of their own actions.
Isaac Ortiz
The real question is would you rather be this nigger or jack goldman?
Sebastian Moore
xd well said fellow gamer
Joshua Powell
Here you can see the gap between the harness is big enough for the skeletal structure to pass through.
With the seats tilted forward the force from the deceleration pulled the soft tissue through the gap and the rigid skeletal structure went right along with it.
Best thing to do would be hold onto the harness and hope your strong enough to keep a grip.
Moving pretty fast though, did the crew guy say 75 mph?
Doomed.
Connor Watson
>Boring basement chud who literally is scared to do anything
It's called fun retard ever heard of it no you haven't that's why you don't get laid because you aren't fucking fun
It's not because of globohomo and the anti man anti white agenda
No it's because you're a no fun faggot who deserves nothing more than to stare at your tiny little computer screen in your windowless basement. Bitches like fun and you aren't fun. Dilate and seethe retard. I'll go to more amusement parks as long as they exclusively toss niggers off the ride as a matter of fact.
This is now a selling point for me.
Ryder Baker
Cope nigger, your beef is with gravity
Andrew Ward
I went to the Louisiana state fair, they had an obstacle course/fun house deal for kids, one part had the wall electrically shocking kids, I'm 99% sure it wasn't supposed to, it was funny as hell. They had a "snakewoman" exhibit, I got in line behind a hundred or so people and when it was my turn I walked up to a plywood box, probably 6 ft square chest high walls with no roof and I peered over the edge and it was a lady midget wearing a mermaid bottom and she just looked me right back at me, she was the snakewoman, it was awkward for me.
Point is, don't be a nigger and fairs can be fun. They also had deep fried watermelon slices, I was trying to figure out how to order one from far enough away to not get hot oil bombed but they couldn't hear me.
Isaiah Brown
Jace Murphy
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY RIDE
Angel Wood
you can't. dead as you hit the ground
Juan Bell
Looking at that image, I think the best solution is to tie one end of the rope around the neck and the other end somewhere on the chair
Lucas Lee
Kang wuz hitting that belly flop
Julian Barnes
>i saw a midget
>kids being electrocuted
>fun
blinking eck m8, calm down before your heart explodes from all that fun
Zachary Jones
he was a gud boy, he dindu nuffin
he didn't check his seat belt or his harness too
he was gud boy, crazy bout chicken
loved robbing and stealing too
and he's free
free fallin'
yeahhhhhh
freeeeeeeeeeee
free fallin'
Alexander Bell
He ded, frfr deadass
Joseph Morris
Interesting. I assume the harness was supposed to click somewhere between the legs? And it came loose?
Chase Perry
>i believe i can fly
>because i got high
>fly like a g6
>highway to hell
>knock knock knocking on heavens door