Previous: ▶WARNING Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.
▶Latest >Russian MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th >^ Estimates Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded >Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories >Russia: the opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired >Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol >Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers >Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles >Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats >Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage" >From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble >CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4 >DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain >Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 >Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city >Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev >Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA >Purge of opposition in Ukraine >Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU >Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers >Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile >Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov >Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
In a lot of ways, despite the shilling, the length of this happening is good. Fall of Kabul was over too quickly. We had fun for a couple days before the feds brought down the "burqa curtain" of information on Afghanistan.
Dylan Gray
You're alright. Don't go to Buenos Aires tomorrow.
Carson Torres
That was the thread he started in... That was literally the start of his shift as baker. I'm not understanding what you're sperging out about.
Gabriel Hughes
As a matter of fact I am hired by the KGB to make russian propaganda threads and I'm using a VPN Do you have any problem with it?
bbc.com/news/world-europe-60872358 >In a scaled-back formulation of its war goals, Russia said on Friday that the first phase of its military operation was mostly complete and it would focus on completely "liberating" Ukraine's breakaway eastern Donbass region. Imagine destroying your country economically and diplomatically forever just to move your goalposts and take land that you already controlled
republicworld.com/world-news/russia-ukraine-crisis/russia-ukraine-war-news-live-updates-day-30-march-25-2022-liveblog.html >News Agency Associated Press (AP) has claimed that the Russian military has assaulted at least 34 medical facilities in Ukraine. The agency stated that in Ukraine, AP correspondents witnessed the horrific consequences of Russian strikes on civilian targets, including the last moments of children whose bodies were ripped by shrapnel and scores of corpses heaped into mass graves. oh no. not the hecking poor imaginary children
Christian Thomas
Thefuck is a TNO?
Connor Miller
>"Privet this is putin, yes, start spamming cunny to scare the shills away"
>Posting to keep the thread bumped Good. /chug/ really has had problems with this.
Dominic Phillips
Or chinks could fuck off. But I doubt poos will simply forget the fact that chinese communist party released that updated rona strain black fungus in India and they had to burn the dead on pyres in the middle of the street. Russians cutting away at the cancer that Ukraine has become will give them more leg room but I think the chinese are genuinely going to try and manipulate Indians back to siding with them on agendas. They think Indians are easy.
Blake Gray
>how much effort >literally just using a script that does it automatically lmao
Caleb Jackson
A Amerimutt Mod from a video game that shows Hitler winning. Way out of proportion and very very bad.
Asher White
>General Sergei Rudskoy announces phase 1 completed, begins phase 2 "liberation of Donbas" Something like this?
Putin could film himself shooting Zelensky in the head and then pissing in his mouth and Western media would successfully convince their populations that he took an L and that Zelensky won somehow
Bentley Adams
Maybe the scarcity of cunny is because of that one thread jannies bombed a few days ago, where a lot of cunny posters (included myself) got banned
Landon Evans
Yes, we love hentai. That's why eurocooks and burgers shouldn't watch anime and hentai, only gay and tranny porn.
I think we should put this at the top of ▶Latest because the shills are just repeating obvious lies 30 times a thread: >Reuters lie about Russian MoD statements; claim Phase 1 objectives are final goals
wow they give you shills all the fancy tools. I suppose that leaves you more time to dilate.
Ayden Nguyen
Ahh ok, I see. Thanks for explaining frens
Oliver Johnson
There's not many of us on the pro /chug/ side so you wouldn't be missing all that much
Juan Morales
Good. Kill yourself paedophile.
Luis Parker
>it's just a Russian-Belarussian training exercise >there will be no war >NATO is just warmongering >MI6's prediction of an invasion is fake news, the only way they could actually predict is if they have a high level Russian mole >okay so what if their prediction turned out true, it doesn't mean they have a high level mole, analysts could have figured that out >okay, so what if we did invade, it doesn't matter we said we wouldn't >Ukraine actually escalated it in the Donbass (despite the fact we had a massive buildup on their border???) >we had to do it because of Ukraine falling to globohomo >but actually it's about about denazifying them >it doesn't matter we actually started planning in the summer 2021 >the west will never provide united support to Ukraine >the Ukrainians will welcome us as liberating brothers >it doesn't matter there's united western support for Ukraine >it doesn't matter they didn't welcome us as liberating brothers >using Chechen Islamist Terrorist Mercenary Warlords to invade a European country is based and redpillled and hecking trad af, actually >it doesn't matter we failed our original Blitzkrieg plan >actually we planned for a longer conflict >it doesn't matter that victory articles were prematurely released on pro-kremlin disinformation foundries >it doesn't matter we've gotten bogged down in all areas of the conflict >it doesn't matter Belarus isn't joining us, even though they accidentally leaked plans they were intending to >at least NATO will never declare a no fly zone >the sanctions don't matter >it doesn't matter Kiev isn't encircled yet >actually it's all about biolabs >We aren't even invading Ukraine - Lavrov >special operation was a success
Jack Peterson
If there wasn't so many fucking indian border crossings and dick wavings the problem wouldn't exist in the first place cocksuckers that they are.
So. I'm, sorry /chug/. I just need to vent. Memes aside. And yeah, my English is not perfect, but neither are you and I'm drunk, so shut up.
I am a lawyer. My area of expertise is immigration. Basicly, I help foreghners to get temporary / permanent residency or aplly for Russian citizenship. Or I help their employers.
I've been doing this shit since 2019. Ukranians/Russians from Ukraine (both from L/DPR and "deeper" areas) are a constant part of my job. Some of them became my friends, others are just "staying in touch".
I've had friends in Ukraine for a long time.
I was against this war. I know why it is happening. I know that at this point it was impossible to avoid. I was against it. But we are past the point of no-return - this war will claim eigher Russia or Ukraine and I know where I stand. I support our troops and I hope that my fatherland will finally awaken from slumber. I cheer for our soldiers. But I mourn both sides as my own.
My friend is living in Kiev. I am trying to cheer her up at times. Sometimes it works. Sometimes I stay silent, because I'm angry as fuck at her ignorance. No, this is not the case of "Russia is here to help, why are you mad lol?". She is completly clueles when it comes to politics even in her own country. Then I remember that she is just a girl with here own life and so are most of her countryman that are suddenly affected by war.
My other friend is in hospital. Got shrapnel in his leg. I'm happy that he is ok though, being the first wave at Harkov was wild.
cont 1/?
Camden Thomas
hentai is the source of tranny shit you fucking RETARD holy shit I know you russians are subhuman but how the fuck do you look at a format where fucking futanari is as popular as it is and pretend its not tranny shit? pure cope, just like russia winning this conflict.
One of my clients came to me for here papers. She was applying for Russian citizenship. So... I don't now why the fuck, but MVD demands you to write down some basic info about you close relatives. We had to change it, because here brother and his gf were killed by shelling on 28 of february. But then we change it again. Why? >user, is this info actualy imprortant? >It would be,but he is not in Russia. Also, you are from Ukraine - they won't pay you too much attention. >Change it back than. He is still alive to me.
My other client is an old woman from Kryvyi Rih (this is not how it's pronounced in either Russian or Ukranian btw). Her older son (I've helped him with his bullshit too) is here, with her. Her younger son barely escaped in Czech Republic with his family. Brothers are talking madest of shit and hate each other now like you would not fucking believe.
My client's wife called me and told that we have to stop our for now and probably for good. Their son was in Ukraine since december. He had dual citizenship, so both Ukranian and Russian passports. Well, some twats learned about it, killed their only son and send them pics.
Others are calling me from Ukraine and aks if I have any friends or connections to pull them out of there. Mission is fucking impossible. You know those tales from my fellow vatniks about Ukranian army not allowing (or making it way too hard) their citizens to flee towards areas controlled by Russia? Well, most of them are true. I've helped a few people to move to western Ukraine, they are staying with either my former clients or their relatives. There is also a girl with a small (4 weeks old) child that is stuck in Harkov and trying to find any possible way to get to her husband in Moscow.
I’ve gotten the hammer several times too. I don’t particularly mind posting it when I’m at the office, but my home router is a fickle bitch. Anyway, give it a few hours for the aussie hero to come here. The drought will end then
Putin's quote on the 24th of February about their stated goals. Other than that I don't know what the best source would be.
Elijah Thomas
>fail at taking virtually every single major objective in conventional warfare against a country with a lower GDP than 33 US states >move the goalposts to say your goal is to now take land that you literally already controlled there is no possible way to spin this other than a massive defeat
No it's a lie. Here is what Sergei said: >In general, the main objectives of the first phase of the operation have been achieved. The combat capabilities of Ukraine's Armed Forces have been significantly reduced, which allows us, once again, to concentrate our main efforts on achieving the main goal - the liberation of Donbass. This is being spun as "Disastrous backstep as failing Russians change plans!"
Alexander Ortiz
I will. Watch me. Next thread, you'll see.
Colton Jenkins
Yes. They're basically begging for table scraps to call this a win now. Fortunately Zelenskyy Ukraine and the Civilized World know that Putin is on the ropes. If we keep up the pressure Sevastopol and Donetsk are going to be free at last!
Seriously I'm baffled at the Ukraine propaganda coming out right now.
With every city Russia takes, they declare that Ukraine has won.
Jack Fisher
Do you think the FSB or Putin himself browse /chug/? I think the FSB definitely do. Hopefully they give us some nice arable land in Russia for our services
Jack Lee
>guarantees safety >lots of mad/rage emoji responses these fucking people I swear
Nolan Garcia
You all seeing this shit?? Is Putin upset that it's not going fast enough?
Since nobody else has apparently bothered to look at that NYT claim about Kherson being contested >Pentagon told reporters Ukrainian forces are now fighting fiercely in the city >Ukrainians in Kherson and Ukrainian officials questions the Pentagon's assessment, saying that the city remained in Russian hands kek
Also, they're claiming the picture shows a Ukrainian airstrike. Did the Ukrainians even claim it was an airstrike, or are they just making shit up?
Stories about some Ukrainian regiments using civies to protect their asses from shellings are true for the most part. Stories about some Ukrainian regiments firing from still populated areas are true as well. But even if Ukrainian army is hiding among their civies... well, those civies are dying from our shells and rockets. Not as much, as could have been. But even death is too much.
And yet, I'm still enraged. I've seen people, who survived in L/DPR. Civies, former soldiers. I've heard many stories, like I've told you earlier. I can't see Ukrainian side as poor little innocent angels.
I was silent when Ukrainians talked shit to me online before the war, even before the Crimea. I was hopeful that a few fucked-up cunts from both our and Ukrainian sides will never damage relationships of our nations too much. Boy was I wrong.
I was silent when Ukrainian propaganda started pouring from every single add on youtube. I was silent when their soldiers started posting gore and doing their hohol-tribe dances aroung burned tanks to "win on twitter" again. I was silent when my friend (the one from Kiev) suddenly complained to me that Russians are suddenly mean to her online while here. Yeah, I was not called "мocкaль" or "pycня", never seen our dead troops, never seen blatant lies (I'm not saying, that we don't do that as well sometimes, I'm not THAT stupid yet) from her side.
I'm angry enough to sometimes wish for our generals to go apeshit and show those cunts what actual war looks like. No "they are brothers", no "there are civilians". Just act like savage horde of orcs that they claim we are.
I know this is wrong.
I'm just tired.
I know that it will pass and all of us will barely remember this shit. It pains me even more for some reason. I don't even know what am I trying to say at this point.
>Their son was in Ukraine since december. He had dual citizenship, so both Ukranian and Russian passports. Well, some twats learned about it, killed their only son and send them pics.
That's pretty fucking vile and exactly what I expected from ukrainians. My hope is that this shit gets reported or somehow known, but knowing western media, it wont. I'm sorry man
Parker Ward
Is it true that he was octuple-vaxed?
Caleb Myers
VOOOOOOOLNOOOVOOOKKHAAAAAA YOU FUCKING LEAF GIMME GIMME AAAAAAAAA I'm running out of copium please, a single volnovokha gain, I belive in steinrer
Do you really think everyone who disagrees with you is some bot?
Jason Lopez
It was a Ukrainian artillery strike on Kherson airport, possibly on their own helicopters that were captured by the Russians. Also killed 6 gorillion generals retards claim.
Nathan Perry
>single major objective List them and list the ones they failed at
>land that you literally already controlled There are 60k Ukrainian troops in western Donbas
Thomas Taylor
You are witnessing the kind of demoralization/propaganda warfare we Americans endured for all those years during Trump Administration and now. Honestly feel bad for you guys since Ukrainians are your next door neighbors. The reach and influence of msm is fucking overwhelming and you know everyone is glued onto smartphones these days. There has to be a way around this shit somehow.
>shill admits that he is a shill with shill tools for thread disruption Why would you change hash if only some of the regular chuggers have filters?
Cooper Roberts
>people outside of this echo chamber see what's happening >OMG GLOWNIGGER SHILLS AAA IM GOING INSANE
Nathaniel Baker
They did and then Russia just cucked out and declared an uniliteral ceasefire anyway.
ria.ru/20220320/gumkoridory-1779178948.html >Russian MoD will declare a ceasefire within Mariupol and guarantees to adhere to it starting from 9:30 Moscow time on March 21. >All armed units of Ukraine and foreign mercenaries, without any exceptions, will be allowed to leave the city by the routes previously agreed upon with Ukraine >MoD also added that every Mariupol resident and foreign citizen is guaranteed the choice of any of the humanitarian corridors or the right to remain in the unblocked city.
