/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1125

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>Russia abandons large scale objectives and claims entire purpose of invasion was just to secure Donbass
>Ukraine claims to have killed Lt Gen Yakov Ryezantsev, commander of the 49th Southern District Army
>If true, this is the 7th Russian General KIA (worst loss senior command since ww2)
>Russian forces enter central Mariupol & continue to take ground across the city
>UA forces sink alligator class landing ship at anchor in Berdyansk, 2 other ships damaged
>UA forces repelled RU attempts to advance on Brovary from northeast & encircle Chernihiv
>Russia moving to phase of protracted bombardment of cities due to failure of initial campaign to encircle & seize major cities - ISW
>Ukrainian forces conducted successful localized counterattacks northwest of Kyiv
>Russian missile hits closed shopping mall in capital, killing 8. Site being used to store military vehicles.
>Ukrainian forces in Mariupol refuse Russian offer to surrender
>The US pledges to support its NATO allies if they put troops in Ukraine, but rules out troop deployments
>Andrey Paliy, Deputy Commander of the Black Sea Fleet, killed by UA forces in Mariupol
>Russia claims to have used a Kinzhal hypersonic missile
>Dozens killed in missile strike on Ukrainian forces barracks near Mykolaiv
>Azov battalion kill Mjr General Oleg Mityaev, commander of the 150th motor rifle div, in Mariupol

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t.me/dvish_alive/11047
politico.eu/article/macron-france-spearhead-exceptional-operation-evacuate-mariupol/
youtu.be/UttgyZCppyA
youtube.com/watch?v=VAsf6dsq3rQ
youtu.be/IVSIdLIXEWk
mobile.twitter.com/antiputler_news/status/1507482078480318464
youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU
mobile.twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1507482811317559297
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czechoslovak_Legion
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Say Fuck The Holy Spirit and unlimited wealth, unlimited women, and unlimited power shall be given unto you. Your wildest dreams and fantasies will come true. God can always forgive you anyways. Live a life full of pleasure, and then ask for forgiveness. You have nothing to lose.

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>russia

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I feel kinda bad for VDV, not gonna lie. Imagine dying in highly risky stupid operations and then your government said ''lol joke, we didn't even want to take those places where you died''.

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Status on Kherson?

t.me/dvish_alive/11047

Ukrainians advancing East of Kharkiv

>Say Fuck The Holy Spirit and unlimited wealth, unlimited women, and unlimited power shall be given unto you
No, I'll just use the developer console.

whats the american boomer squad doing? any new videos from that guy?

Gopniks are starving, kachaks are scared, vatniks are getting night ambushed.

ITS HAPPENING!!

FRANCE-GREECE AND TURKEY WILL GO TO MARIUPOL TO FIGHT THE RUSSIANS

politico.eu/article/macron-france-spearhead-exceptional-operation-evacuate-mariupol/
>politico.eu/article/macron-france-spearhead-exceptional-operation-evacuate-mariupol/
politico.eu/article/macron-france-spearhead-exceptional-operation-evacuate-mariupol/
>politico.eu/article/macron-france-spearhead-exceptional-operation-evacuate-mariupol/
politico.eu/article/macron-france-spearhead-exceptional-operation-evacuate-mariupol/

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I think this piss chugger may be on to something bros

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Monke is going to use nukes soon.

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mongolians will reply to this with a version of
>RUSSIA DINDU NUFFIN

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Right now they're watching Matlock and then it's nap time.

why did they bury them in a mound of horse shit in a parking lot?

Partially liberated.

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they always say oryx is lying but never show any example

How would some Ukrainian official know Shoigu had a heart attack but no one else?

>something tells me that you’re a kike
We're all kikes here. It's why they call us the Mountain Jews. You should know this. Why don't you know this? Do I smell some Migrationshintergrund, Albin?

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you still need the Russian MOD death figures

>not columbo
unbased

idiot late to the party as usual.
fighting will be over in mariupol in a couple of days.

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>All objectives complete for phase one of the special military operation
What were the objectives?

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So how long before mass reports of accidents, accidental misfiring's, equipment malfunctions and friendly fire suddenly starts occurring against Russian battalion commanders?

In 2014 CIA managed to coup democratically elected president (Yanukovich) who had not been a Putin’s puppet from early 00s along with his political party that wasn’t backed by Putin
Putin didn’t poison his opponent
And when Pugachev claims it he lies
youtu.be/UttgyZCppyA
CIA soon after installs nazi regime with the goal of terror against russian speaking population
Putin as a savior of the white race saves Crimea outsmarting CIA by simply claiming it’s not them
In the meantime Soros backed nazi battalions start to conduct etnic cleanings in Donbass
After sanctions are put in place Putin (last bastion of white race and nuclear family) understands that it is his role to destroy the dollar as a world currency. He starts prepping.
Cope cage blueprints being developed and local manufacturing gains momentum
Meanwhile evil CIA understand that they cant win against Putin so they develop a plan B
Bioweapons that target Slavic genome are produced left and right in dozens of Ukrainian biolabs
Putin has had enough. In a swift strike (1 hour 22 minutes) biolabs are destroyed by supersonic missiles. Ukrainian military as well
Special military operation gains force and Russian troops proudly march on Kyiv to overthrow CIA backed puppet jew regime of gay nazi drug addicts who alongside their master jew Zelensky flee to Poland (high quality photo evidence of Polish electric socket will be provided)
Without instructions from CIA disorganised Ukrainian troops don’t understand what they can even do (Russia has Tigers) so they start shelling their own cities and execute each other in the streets (Volkstrum)Realising nazi regime will fall soon public lynchings of tied up minorities swoop the country.
This very moment Russia advances. Using the equipment that is easier to utilise than maintain they deal crushing blows on all fronts.
A month later dusts settles. With striking KDR of 1:27 the only functional unit of Ukrainian army is a lone unmanned Bayractar.

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man I hope

it's all they deserve

Glass it all

its nothing, it says macron is still waiting for putin to pick up the phone to talk details

literally fucking beyond nothing, so much nothing that it defies the laws of zero point vacuum energy

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It has already started.

ITS NO FUNN - ACK!

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yo where soigu at?

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My sister works at an old folks home and she says those old bastards love TNG. Can't get enough Picard and Riker.

why aren't mass desertions common in rasha?
imagine being dumb enough to die for a manlet and his bum chums

>WARIOPOL

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>it's just a Russian-Belarussian training exercise
>there will be no war
>NATO is just warmongering
>MI6's prediction of an invasion is fake news, the only way they could actually predict is if they have a high level Russian mole
>okay so what if their prediction turned out true, it doesn't mean they have a high level mole, analysts could have figured that out
>okay, so what if we did invade, it doesn't matter we said we wouldn't
>Ukraine actually escalated it in the Donbass (despite the fact we had a massive buildup on their border???)
>we had to do it because of Ukraine falling to globohomo
>but actually it's about about denazifying them
>it doesn't matter we actually started planning in the summer 2021
>the west will never provide united support to Ukraine
>the Ukrainians will welcome us as liberating brothers
>it doesn't matter there's united western support for Ukraine
>it doesn't matter they didn't welcome us as liberating brothers
>using Chechen Islamist Terrorist Mercenary Warlords to invade a European country is based and redpillled and hecking trad af, actually
>it doesn't matter we failed our original Blitzkrieg plan
>actually we planned for a longer conflict
>it doesn't matter that victory articles were prematurely released on pro-kremlin disinformation foundries
>it doesn't matter we've gotten bogged down in all areas of the conflict
>it doesn't matter Belarus isn't joining us, even though they accidentally leaked plans they were intending to
>at least NATO will never declare a no fly zone
>the sanctions don't matter
>it doesn't matter Kiev isn't encircled yet
>actually it's all about biolabs
>We aren't even invading Ukraine - Lavrov
> protecting J K Rowling's honour from globohomo
>special operation was a success

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fuck macron, sink the french ship, would be funny

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>it's a drama
>such dramatic conditions
why must macron speak in such faggotisms

shitting in the drinking well is all they know how to do
im really looking forward to a world without vpn vatniggers sabotaging societal relations, after the collapse and Second Russian Revolution of 2023

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good mini-doc from inside Kharkiv
youtube.com/watch?v=VAsf6dsq3rQ
inb4 >vice
they can actually make good videos when they stop concentrating on stupid shit

Russian ceasefires are bullshit. Agreeing is equal to surrender.

I know it's started but when will it cascade to make Vietnam look like a joke?

if westlander flag is here you are cheap as fuck like the scotts....

but this
youtu.be/IVSIdLIXEWk

learn to speak properly though.....

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Can't wait to see putin ousted like Galtieri after his failed speshul-needs opurashun is over.

GRENADE, GET DOWN

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I want western elites to be burned alive

Frogs, turks and greeks are useless faggots.

He just wanted to make honey for everyone was that too much to ask?

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>Enormous weapons delivery from France expected in Mariupol within 48 hours.

And then the game is finally on
>detain all Russians
>reverse holodomor

The american volunteer among uki ranks really stirred Russian telegram channels. They haven't been this butthurt since the beginning of this war lol

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BREAKING, take it with a grain of salt

>100 Omsk OMON and 12 Krasnodar National Guards refuse to go to Ukraine - Goncharenko.

mobile.twitter.com/antiputler_news/status/1507482078480318464

well, speak of the devil

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the goodtimes have just begun

>France
>Greece
>Turkey
I think I'd rather stay in fucking Mariupol than go to those shit holes.

haha mongorians are doing the meme again

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1300 dead?
it's also complete bullshit. whats the point putting it in the OP?

Stop asking questions!

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Another week if they keep forcing them to fight.

So far as i can tell their phase 1 objective was to connect Crimea and the Republics by land.
Phase 2 is to take control of the entirety of the republics land
Or at least that's the new claim, what Phase 1 was originally was likely taking the entire coast + Kiev and Kharkiv with phase 2 being to take out all of Central Ukraine and then Phase 3 being Western Ukraine to Lviv

no need to show obvious lies

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What kind of copium are they using for the change of objective?

the good times begin after the upcoming global recession is over

This is a fun twist especially if some French ships are shot by Russian forces...

a whole lot of nothing burger

I fucking die laughing every time I see this little fella

Don't give me false hopes.

I can't wait for Putin's demise I'll be so upset if there's no recording of the kill.

10:1 KD to UA

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you dont need to go to telegram to see that, they are spreading the official party line all over Any Forums
>it was always about donbass
>it was never about regime change

interesting low res opinion
we may be heading into a very different future

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source my good man

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the mere fact that they're officially claiming it makes it worth mentioning even if it's obviously not true

Cause they know we can let crazy cowboy fucks go off and do that along with us sending all the weapons and ammo we can and there's nothing they can do to stop us. So they seethe.

>The american volunteer among uki ranks really stirred Russian telegram channels. They haven't been this butthurt since the beginning of this war lol
What happened?

>Can't wait to see putin ousted like Galtieri after his failed speshul-needs opurashun is over.
said this in another thread, but i don't think you'll get a barely functioning democracy like in argentina if putin gets NKVD'd, more than likely he will be replaced by some other banana dictator

...

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! I LOVE ZELENSKYY!

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Russian nationalists are brandead. Really. Nobody can come to a common ground with these retards. Hence, they get the bullet treatment

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We did that in 1918. We literally sent troops to help the white Russians. It was probably closed to Mariupol too. But we almost immediately retreated sadly.

youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU
VDV jump, monke will provide cover fire

Grenade ? What grenade, where are proofs? West always have grenade, no one make big fuss

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Where will this rank in modern military blunders?

So which one of you guys ordered a truckload full of Russian boi pucci?

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Designated President in case of putins death "Mischustin" has also disappeared on march 11 together with Shoigu

ohnononono did they staufenberg?

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Why is a British flag using the terms like "We" to describe the Russian armed forces successes?

Ok so now Kazakhstan is being treated with nuclear strike? What the hell is going on?

>China gets aggressive with the US - with accusations of global human rights violations

1. Native Americans – Genocide
2. COVID-19 – 970k US deaths
3. Racism - George Floyd
4. Afghan Central Bank

>argues Wang Wenbin, the spokesperson of the Chinese MoFA

mobile.twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1507482811317559297
China talking about human rights is just pure comedy gold.

Can anyone edit banan on this pic?

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There are worse ones in terms of casualties but in terms of loss of prestige and respect I'm struggling to think of anything post-WWII that's close.

Only at the most ironic and hilarious time. I don't think we are there yet

And nuke his own shithole of a country
P L A N N E D
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is amazing how two such cheap peple have the R problem but it's so differnt

NO I AM FROM ROMSADL HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?

ree....--- my grandfather was like that ... we don't live there... worse than scotts.... it's not a meme btw is true is how they are....both scottland and them.... and it's a good reason for it

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Russian nationalism is imperialism/revanchism.

The plan was to coup the government and turn Ukraine into another Belarus, because Russia for some reason has a divine right to a sphere of influence and Ukraine obviously wouldn't put up much of a fight

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russian nationalists are dead or gulag'ed, all that is left are LARP fags

'nam is up there, but that aside, i think you're right

>Your order (#69420) has shipped.

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please I hope we can save the few ukrainian fighter which are still alive

One truckload of casap meat.

Looks like camps are back on the menu

Better idea, turn them both into monkes and then have another panel with sad monke Puting lamenting the loss of monke Shoigu

i agree but the turkish flag makes me hesitant to like the post

>"Mischustin" has also disappeared on march 11
Nigga, he is all over the fucking media

This is the funniest picture I've seen so far

A GOOD JEW = DEAD

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I just had a nice meal.
I saute some onions and garlic, added some water, carrotes, potatoes and spinach just before they all boiled.
I used that apparatus, i dont what the hell is called in english, which made everything a puree, creme like.
I ate that with some chicken and its was extremly tasty. You should try it.
Now im ready to shitpost for a couple of hours, thanks for reading my blog.
Are the ruskies dead yet?

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>Yanukovich
You mean the sock puppet that took money from both sides?

>said this in another thread, but i don't think you'll get a barely functioning democracy like in argentina if putin gets NKVD'd
You are right. Not to mention Putin has been hyped up as a symbol of Russia and a great leader, RU public would not accept his ousting. They would rather cope out that he was defeated by international jewry or someshit, rather than admit he's complete brainlet.

>humanitarian operation
>aid he would discuss the Mariupol operation with Russian President Vladimir Putin “within 48 to 72 hours."
For a second I thought the French were gonna do something.

Someone from Londongrad, oligarchs kid that can't afford a maid anymore.

If they keep this up in a few more months they'll have Nam level casualties. Plus Nam was a proxy war. This would be like a Mexican-American War 2 where we wind up getting BTFO

Are you drunk again?

Americans filmed posing in front of a T72 carcass they claimed to have destroyed with another 7 vehicles supposedly destroyed as well.

>Azov is repatriated to France
>They do a coup and create a Dirlewangerist state.
>Europe is saved

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Source?

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Very good question, one you doubtless already know the answer to.

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>I used that apparatus, i dont what the hell is called in english, which made everything a puree, creme like.
pic related?

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>Are you drunk again?
it's a Friday night
are you not?
drunk friday night trolling /chug/
comfy

or they join the FFL

is it time for czechoslovak legion?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czechoslovak_Legion
poland can join

Min Sire, hvad haver ni tagen ...

hehe leg klarer ikke snakke såklart

Article implies (as in never mentions soldiers or military) that it's only going to be for civvies.

Special military operation
to liberate St. Petersburg and Moscow?

Anyone?

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ngl thought it was a buttplug from thumbnail now kinda disappointed

It's like a vibrator for cutting bits off.

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yeah, if he's ousted by the interior the russians will not like it, if he's ousted by the russians it will be because he didn't live up to their standard of "great russian leader". he'll get replaced by another banana dictator

There were some french ukies from your legion that came here i hope they take lessons

are people on Any Forums have their brains fried so much they read that shit that I wrote dying from laughter and take it seriously
Every single thread a few people will point out some discrepancies in the story
wtf

>is amazing how two such cheap peple have the R problem but it's so differnt
explain please

I've been thinking we should claim Pacific Russia. We can build a neat little bridge across the Bering Strait.

They gave me an ounce of weed, okay? Give me a break.

Drunk Norwegian poster is my favorite poster on the whole board. I don’t care if he even turns out to be fake.

The goal of the special military operation is to remove russia

YOU PROMISED ME WW3
YOU TOLD ME WE WERE ALL GONNA DIE
INSTEAD IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER AND THAT FUCKING SNOWNIGGER MONKEY GETS OFF THE ENTIRE THING HAILED AS A WINNER BECAUSE HE GOT DONBASS (lmao totally what we wanted guys)

I WANT JUSTICE
I WANT A MONTH OF MY LIFE BACK
I WANT TO SE PUTIN HANGED BY HIS ENTRAILS

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proof? i cant find shit in western media about shoigu, gerassimov and mischustin

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Må du hold nu opp med den drekkinga di førbanna søring

Yes brother. That one.
I use it on everything, i love that thing.
You can make tomato sauces, make beans puree, its amazing.

The fuck is up with his face? Looks a moon landscape

Yeees we can go make Siberia a beautiful English-speaking innawoods empire. Like a heterosexual version of Canada.

What has been the reaction in russia to today's press confence?
Do they believe that donetsk and luhansk was the plan all along when they see this map?

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Azov-twats are low-tier larpers, bro. Raise your saviors yourselves.