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Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack
>Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack

Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack
>Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack

Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack
>Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack

Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack
>Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack

Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack
>Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu had a heart attack

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>writes (...) Ukraine
A HEART ATTACK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

yeah right

Safe and effective

based russian vax destabilizing russia

What exactly are they trying to evoke with this shit? Stalin? You know Stalin won the war right?

I'd have a heart attack too if I lost against an inferior enemy with inferior numbers and inferior tech.

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Monday
>Shoigu had a heart attack
Tuesday
>Shoigu fled to the west
Wednesday
>Shoigu was arrested in Russia
Thursday
>Shoigu was assassinated by Putin
Firday
>Shoigu had a heart attack

Reality
>yesterday Shoigu had a call with Armenian and Azerbaijani counterparts to discuss the deterioration of the situation in Nagorno-Karabakh

If they’re anything like the Soviet politburo still, wouldn’t be surprised if he was a massive smoker and drinker. The stress this situation is causing could be enough to send his heart over the edge. Too much of a coincidence though, plus they did the same thing with Gorbachev when he was being replaced. He was arrested and confined to a dacha outside Moscow for a few days but everyone was told he was sick.

>says ukraine

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What's with lightning bolts? Does that make it real?

Tell me why adviser of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine knows what happened with head of Russian MoD if even we don't know anything.

Based and mRNA VAXpilled

soijew bros... I don't feel so good about this

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Does anyone have a screen cap of that epic kraut post about how this guy will bring about a new Japanese-Russian empire

Shoigu bros ... not feeling so good

S...s..sure

no banan for him

why? what happened? was it stress from all teh wins?

checked
SBU and FSB both stem from KGB

this is bullshit, what is obvious sometimes in russian tactics, diplomatic, geopolitical and militarily, they like to pretend like they're weaker than they actually are

He either shot himself or was purged.

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FSB was founded by the first head of SBU

Wasn't he at the military briefing today?

Poor guy. Where can I donate?

He opened the DM from a redditor saying he was gonna Thanos him and teach his grandkids about gay anal sex after occupation.

Explains why he only had a phone call over the Azeri attack on Armenian town yesterday right next to the Russian peacekeeping forces.
>inferior enemy
NATO de facto army that has been trained and supplied for EIGHT full years.
>Inferior numbers
Actually more men than Russia in this fight
>inferior tech
NATO equipped and their weapons are superior to Russia's infantry equipment.

Also they're not losing at all considering they've destroyed 97% of the Ukie's vehicle capabilities and inflicted 30k+ casualties on its army. Phase One officially ended today. Phase Two is soon to begin.

Can Ukraine's Mod give us the number of their fallen heroes? Any number - 5 or 15 or eleventy million. Any number will do. They know everything except that one thing they are in charge of.