America is the Great Satan

The baboon would have gone nuts if he was told he couldn't ride with his friends/co-horts cause hes too fat.

RIP he died like he lived with a filthy rag strapped to his chin

14 and the size of a truck. The fuck are they putting in Popeyes?

its not, Russia is

youtube.com/watch?v=lovvYNpmc5A

Did he not check and speak up? Was he too fat for the harness?

Either way another ghetto lottery winner, his parents were probably thinking about what they are going to buy first while he was still plummeting

hope we don't run out of niggers that would be terrible

Just another covid death.

Are schools across America seriously jungles with far more developed and larger negroes stacked side by side like pigs with frail and feminized white boys? No fucking wonder most of gen-z is full of coal burners, the only other options are go lez or risk your boyfriend being squashed by Jamal inadvertently or even for sport fucking kek

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They literally have demonstration chairs before you get on to make sure you will fit. Also, a sign stating that you should not ride if your waist is larger than 52".

>14 year old with big droopy tits.
I'm sorry but how the fuck do you let your child get this bad?

This 1000% what happened.
I guarantee it.

>fat nigger gets splattered
Based

holy fuck

He probably has 3 kids from three different women.

>Astronaut tried to go to the moon

And the monthly darwin award goes to...

Blacks are the least desired of all races and their women cheat with white men whenever possible.

Literally JBW.

Imagine how many future crimes him dying just averted.

What are the odds this shit was being recorded

At least he wore his mask. Truly selfless.

>Tyre
I think I'm going to name my son Brake Disc
nigger detected

died because too fat

sheeeiiiittt

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If the harness locked into position even at the wrong angle, it's a design flaw that made the rider and the operators think the harness was going to do it's job.

How the ride can even operate without all the harnesses in the fully down position, it beyond me. It's a design flaw.

no one rye smirking at the nasa shorts?

>what are the odds someone would have a friend or family member recording their reactions on a theme park ride
Nigger get some fucking friends

>Sir you're being a n...evermind.

Idk maybe ask his da-

Good job his parents had a spare

Must be a nigger thing to just film everything mundane I guess

That would have been funnier if you were a bong.

>be fat nigger
>die
many such cases

but the serious question is why wasn't their some interlock that stopped the ride from starting up if all the harnesses weren't locked? would be trivial to install and that nigger's mama is about to get a $50 million settlement.

>Your probably wondering how I ended up here

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yep that was raw

Blacks are dominant and aggressive, which demonstrates manliness and an ability to protect the young. This is why women fuck them. But they abandon their imoregnated mates and then the woman must find a provider. That's where the white man comes in.

it probably has a light or an are you sure? that the carny ignored ro had been ignoring for months

This is why rides have height and weight limits.

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>Nada
>Flyers
>overweight, falling
Sumn gonna crash

He free falled off the ride!

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I've never heard of this park in Orlando, is it more of a carnival?

files.catbox.moe/5hllnr.mp4

I have shoes and guns that have outlasted JaQuarius.
Rest in pieces little niglet.
Niglets can fly.

>3:44
>*SPLOSH*

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this is 100% what happened

Fuck man. RIP to my homie Big Slime bruh. fr fr no cap gonna miss that nigga like you wouldn’t believe doe

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Is there video of this ?

that shits brutal, surprised its on youttube

Mutt’s law

>Tyre
He didn't bounce so good.

Lmao

Too fat to have the harness close

i did

read the thread bitch

he was flirting with the girl

fuckin stoner crew

Ironic that his shorts say NASA. Too stupid to know which way is up.

He a gud boy...
Loves his mama...

I've easily climbed out of ride harnesses before, not knowing the operator had to come around and let me out

>flyers

>Also, a sign stating that you should not ride if your waist is larger than 52".
stop fat shaming, BIGOT. that sign was sizeist.

Face of a child
Body of a serial rapist.
Dodged a bullet there.

Nature is healing.

>The fear in their voices after he splats: "get us out, get us out"

noice

lmao this. holy shit. i know the joke is that we are all fucking recluses but come on.

don't you mean ambulance?

wouldn't be surprised if he was just too fat for the harness to shut properly.
On the other hand: it's America and everything is made to withstand the g-forces of fat people - otherwise you'll be sued.

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> it probably has a light or an are you sure
Even in a simple panel, nobody would build a “Danger, no seatbelt” light while still allowing the launch button to be pushed.

>Call and ambulance
Jesus those people are stupid.
Get a spatula.

He was too big of a guy for the ride

I mean... would you bet your life on that?

what the fuck am I looking at here

>Tyre
>fat fuck
There's no way there isn't a higher power fucking with us.

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Kek

dudes the other day I yelled nigger to some fuckhead that didn't put the blinkers. I'm now extremely afraid that something like that will slip out when I'm with family or friends.

A genetic dead end.

For you.

They are just being spics running away from the polica

HEY! Ya big dummy nigger!

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I live in Florida and have been to a lot of theme parks, I've never seen anybody fiming for a "reaction" because, as this video shows, you can never fucking see anything. It's odd that it was being recorded.

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>How the ride can even operate without all the harnesses in the fully down position, it beyond me. It's a design flaw.
Easy. Cost - benefit analysis said it wasn't worth it

>I've never heard of this park in Orlando, is it more of a carnival?
iconparkorlando.com/about/directions-hours/
Its a permanent attraction on International Drive (big cheesy tourist area) close to Universal Studios. You can see the giant ferris wheel from far away if you're driving on I-4/528 highways.
In the last 2 years they had a maintenance worker die on a ride and another person die on a different ride.

and not that it was the first time. Few months ago I went to my sisters place in upstate NY and began playing with the dog, then out of nowhere began to saying "ohhhh he is a good boy that dindu nuffin!!!" over and over again. Not sure if anyone picked on that though.

Not sure if serious...

>files.catbox.moe/5hllnr.mp4
Your countryma'am

>How the fuck?
Gorillas mature faster than humans.
Generally speaking, the more complex the organism is the longer it takes to reach adulthood -and vice versa.