/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1274

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>Russian MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>^ Estimates Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Russia: the opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye

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scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
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files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1648243335220.webm
youtube.com/watch?v=7BkxsdESz4g
edition.cnn.com/2022/03/25/europe/russian-general-calls-encirclement-of-ukrainian-cities-a-deliberate-plan/index.html
rumble.com/vmawg4-double-dogspeak.html
convertio.co
dailymotion.com/video/x5wmvl5
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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1647722588011.webm
twitter.com/AnonBabble

▶Webms
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>Audio thread #2
>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

>Ukrainian soldiers get the drop on some guys
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

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opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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What the fuck is wrong with the shills today?
>PUTIN JUST SAID THAT THEY ARE ENTERING INTO PHASE 2 AND MAIN FOCUS IS NOW ON DONBAS SO THIS CAULDORNED GROUP OF 60K-80K OF THE MOST COMBAT EXPERIENCED AND ENTRENCHED UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN THE BEST DEFENSES GETTING VAPORIZED IS A BIG L FOR PUTLER OH GOD LOOK AT ALL THE PUTINBOTS COPING HAHA QUEEF STILL DEFIANT! HE DIDN'T TAKE QUEEF THAT MEANS HE IS LOSING, WHO CARES ABOUT ALL THESE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, NO QUEEF NO WIN
do they even understand what UNPRECEDENTED svinorez we're about to witness?

Just Mariupol alone
>my estimates is 7,5k to 15k of Azov and UKR army in a city
>DNR estimate is 20K of Azov and UKR army in a city
>even if we go with a convservative 10k, losing 10k men is fucking HUGE
yet somehow all people literally gloss over it like it's not a big deal and they can spawn new ones in barracks for 200 credits

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Im starting to hate cats too, perkele user was right

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Fact: America has the best cuisine in the world

lel

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with audio
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Thread Theme
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>Lviv's people republic
It's called Poland, mate

lmao
CHUGS on suicide watch

>claiming on Friday that the "first stage" of Russia's military plan is now complete

>"In general, the main tasks of the first stage of the operation have been completed," Colonel General Sergei Rudskoy

>Russia's advances appear to have stalled around major Ukrainian cities such as Kyiv and Kharkiv

edition.cnn.com/2022/03/25/europe/russian-general-calls-encirclement-of-ukrainian-cities-a-deliberate-plan/index.html

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FUCK no. It's mostly pre-made in a food service factory then they microwave or boil-in-bag it when it's served
>Yeah homemade is good, but it's so rare anymore

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Let me explain something to the shills here.

It has always been the Russian government's position that the entire purpose of this operation was to secure the Donbass region and the Donbass region alone. All other objectives are secondary. Along the way, we discovered that there were biolabs that were producing chemical weapons, and they got shut down. We have been attacking Kiev and other regions and cities within Ukraine as part of a general de-nazificiation strategy, to lure out and destroy azov. That objective has been mostly achieved. We never intended to take Kiev or any region other than Donbass and there is no evidence that that was ever the objective.

It is frankly pathetic the amount of shills on here who repeat blatant falsehoods about the overwhelming success of the current operation and strategy. We may have said in the past or shown by our actions that we wanted to take Kiev. Russian tactics look disjointed and attrition-like, but that is to the untrained eye. People that know about military tactics know that such actions are intended to confuse and bewilder the enemy. Whilst we engaged the enemy on their territory, they were distracted and we could focus on Donbass, our only military objective.

Now that we have succeeded in de-nazification plank of the campaign, we can now focus on securing Donbass region, which is our only actual objective.

Russia is not engaged in failed nation building like America in Iraq or Afghanistan. Building a liberated Ukraine from scratch with so many nationalists would be very difficult anyway: it is not something we ever wanted.

tl;dr shills are COPEING because Russian victory is in sight, and that victory is securing parts of the Donbass region.

I've been thinking of getting a kot. Not sure if i want to leave it alone for 9 hours a day though. Makes me feel bad for the poor thing. Would make it less lonely around here though

This

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I love in-fighting so much
Both this and the supposedly commander that got ran over by a tank or something
I don't like when /chug/ in-fights though :(((

Kiev is a city in the Ukraine.

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They act like putin is playing EU4 and trying to conquer provinces, and that troops magically replenish with no consequence. It's so out of touch with reality.

>Macron announces an "exceptional humanitarian operation" to rescue the inhabitants of the besieged city of Mariupol
Kek, did he miss the part where the city is already in Russian hands? Or are they unironically starting to fall for their own propaganda bullshit?

>CNN

>hears you're afraid of dogs
>buys you a dog anyways

this is why vladof putler is worse than hitler.

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>mfw latvia user doesn't know what the word 'stage' means.

Remove that fucking memeflag, you'll be filtered and/or ignored by most anons.

Get two cats so that they are never lonely

in russian controlled ukraine.

Who did he buy a dog?

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I wish all Russian supporters a happy Friday

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People really think small business restaurants don’t exist in the USA? lol

Doggos are superior, but don't hate the kots

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>369285468
Whoops posted as meme flag... nvm

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>7th Russian general killed
>Russia copes and says they didn't want to capture cities anyway
>16000 Russian soldiers dead now.
>Ukraine's offensive enters Kherson city.

Chugchuds.... Putinpals.... How the fuck are you coping with this!?

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Z

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He secretly browse /chug/ in a corner

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does russia love fried chicken? churches spicy chicken is so damn good.

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Is she going to eat it?

We only export the trash food

>see leaf
>opinion invalidated

It's time for schizos to take their pills

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Leaf frogposter, you're finally here! We missed you so much

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When Odessa?!!!

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Cats sleep like 18 hours a day

>russian dog spy
awesome. I'll bet it seduced her, too.
rumble.com/vmawg4-double-dogspeak.html

chugbros... I don't feel so good... It's been a month already... Kiev is still not taken... Mariupol is still not taken... More and more losses...

Chugbros... What if we are really gonna lose...?

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merkel is afraid of dogs so he gave her one lel

this one is better

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Same to you.

All russians deserve to be killed

This isn't a vore thread

Soon the Transnistrian Empire will blossom forth and take back what is rightfully theirs

He didn't give it to her, that was his dog.

the real redpill is that people that hate animals cannot be trusted

Absolute zozzle

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Hi, cope-poster. How are you?

>7th Russian general killed
Did ukies confirmed some btw?

Look at the news, we are advancing into a second stage!

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I wonder if /uhg has realized that it's members are not safe and that their physical locations are compromised.

Heard rumors they really dug up in there, will be a tough nut to crack. Most likely will be blockaded instead.

Any proof?

US And Allies Have Declared Hybrid "Total War" On Russia - Kremlin

What's that say on the bottom David?

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I imagine it like in Stellaris. After you defeat the main force, you are free to roam the enemy territory and pickup the smaller fleets. Only stopping points are planets (cities) which must be properly bombarded before you can send xenomorphs (chechens).

Apparently Russia plays with pacific civic so they can't use indiscriminate bombardment (150%army damage 50% pops damage). Thus conquering planets takes a long time and Russia is in danger of War Exhaustion. Moreover other empires in the gallactic community have more time to conspire against you. I can write about this all day.

>source: the official
thats even below "trust me man"

Yes. And we are taking you with us first.

Maybe if we treat shills like leaf frogposter as friends and comfort them they'll stop shilling

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Even me?

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Its gonna be fine fren

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come at me you dumb fucking nigger

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It's over

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Good night frens

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Hohol is an ancient slur to calling out Ukrainians and their twisted nature
Vatnik is a newspeak made up by hohols after they lost Crimea

Is Mariupol done or are they still taking care of the last Azov?

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Who is we?

No argument.
ash.

I'm honestly starting to feel bad for them. It's not healthy to get BTFO day after day after day and desperately try to cope.

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>following up on some stuff from last bread
gotta be in vp8 not vp8 format or they get rejected for whatever reason
you can also just use catbox to upload the sound ones
I've had pretty good luck with this to remove sound and switch codec formats (see 1st reply above about vp8) but never tried it for any stills/images, just videos, might be worth a shot
convertio.co

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Extremely true. Whenever someone tells me they don't like animals that's the biggest red flag I can possibly get.

Rusanon pls translate I don't speak russian

shut it pekka you lost

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>the entire purpose of this operation was
Demilitarization, denazification, recognition of Donbas and Crimea, promise to not join NATO

SIR PLEASE THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

Especially you RGCtKYgH

PROOF??

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That is actually something I totally believe. My grandfather also told me story where they shot their own company commander in the back during a skirmish in '44 because he was too glory hungry.

Luv kitties

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They have cells all across Ukraine but Mariupol was their headquarters where the vast majority of them were

Hi, /uhg/ here
Please come to my house so I can stab you and piss on your corpse
This is a genuine invite
Thank you

it's /uhg cope posting so they can screencap it and post it in /uhg and say it's us posting it.

baZed stellaris enjoyer

What do you mean, meme fren? Mongs are saying because Kiev hasn't fallen that Vlad is losing? I read a comment saying bombing the redditörs was a sign of desperation. The bee bee cee had some war analyst on Tuesday being imposed the "Russia is losing" thing on the podcast, it was weird because he hesitated on agreeing with the talking cunt

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>Mariupol is still not taken
Uh, yes it is, user.

Hey So basically I'm just gonna not support ukraine I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna support them is all AHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH.

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Not a lot of niggers here, user

Good night fren

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ah shit, meant vp8 not vp9* codec format
>VP8 is required by this board (maybe all of 4chins)

Hahaha, Putin is hilarious

Does someone have alink to the entire "Special military operation" speech by putin, translated? Please!

a k0t a day keeps the shills away

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>jew
>going to heaven

>Putin confirmed no Odessa, ever

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This. It's funny how they cherry-pick from the report. Russia destroyed 2/3 of armour and 5/6 of anything flying. Moreover, the East is heavily defended since Ukraine was planning to attack DNR on 28th of Feb and expected the same response from Russia as it was in the Past (limited forces mainly on DNR region). That's why it was critical that Russia gained South on both sides of Dnepr. Even Mariupol was encircled, mainly thanks to South's forces. Pushing Ukraine from DNR lands is more important than Kiev. They'll announce government in exile anyway.

Wszystko w porządku?

This is a good investment.

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Lmao go ahead and "compromise my location" then.

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S-source?

Cпoкoйнoй нoчи, yчитe pyccкий.
Also your captcha is awful.

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>/uhg/
>members
Dear Sirs, where can I redeem this membership?

>a western official said
That sounds like a very trustworthy source. Westerners wouldn't lie, would they?

I wonder if he's okay.

Bros I've been with you on this copetrain the whole time but PLEASE STOP THE MONKE! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE MONKE

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Oh, this one is tame at least. Hohol-media are spreading shit like "Russian occupants rolled over their colonel with a tank" jej

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>flag
>stab you
Thinks it's gonna be me and not some junkie paid to rob and bleed him on his way home lol.

With what knoife?

We posted like 500 cats yet there's still shills... Do we go back to lolis?

Tactical VDVatniks come get me

So, as usual then?

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Who cares about filtertards, they're as bad as western media.

Church's has the best biscuits. And their seasonal peach cobbler and blueberry cobbler is also excellent.

I haven't really been paying attention lately, but it was always my assumption that the goal in ukraine was to take the donbass, maybe take everything east of the dniper river so they have a natural defense on their western border, and level ukraine's military and industrial infrastructure. It seems that russia has more or less achieved all those goals already and the only thing left is cleaning up the ukrainian forces that they've kettled east of the dnieper.

This'll probably be wrapped up by the end of next month, and western ukraine will be devestated economically by all the damage to infrastructure, as well as losing their ports, as well as losing all the manpower from refugees who aren't coming back.. Part of the peace talks will probably involve international observerrs to prevent western ukraine from militarizing again or recieving arms shipments from the west.

So russia gains a lot of territory, ukraine as a political and economic entity ceases to exist, and western ukraine becomes moldova 2.0 except more irrational.

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Paradox has ruined the way people think about war on Carolinian Cotton Collection forums. There is not a single war in human history that fought for map painting.

Yesterday the Putinbots were celebrating the fall of Mariupol.

Today their own Putinbot map shows the frontline has barely changed at all. It's hilarious. They make up victories because they have non.

Meanwhile Ukechads are celebrating the imminent liberation of Kherson.

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RUSSIAN TROOPS ARE TRANNYS
t. Jellensky

Jeszcze jak

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Looks like Joe is not fond of jalapeno pepper slices

>legendary ghost of K**v is killed in a heroic last-stand blablabla

Niggers don't know how to make fried chicken they only know how to eat it and throw the bones in the streets

Akhmat Status?

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:D

Never post in here, but I will just to tell you come and get me, faggot.

Rush B Cyka Blyat

Dumbhed here. Any geniuses able to confirm this map?

not sure if there's a good answer for that one, kek

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How long have you been away, pastabro? It got liberated yesterday, Azov got slaughtered. I think all that remains now is a part of the port installations.

Why wouldn't he? Jesus was a Jew, after all.

sila

nobody cares about them already lol

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>mutts seething
lol

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It's over...

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>Turks disloyal
You don't say

WE FUCKING LOST KIEV

THE GLOW NIGGERS FROM UHG WERE IN THE RIGHT HERE

>M-MAYBE WE CAN BREAK MAURIOPOL, TWO MORE WEEKS
NOT LIKE THIS!!!

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SILA

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Delete every Paradox game you have and go outside. The weather is nice, have a beer at a zahrádka. Life will be better, věř mi bro.

you have to wonder about the intelligence of the shills here, why do they keep insisting that there was any other objective besides securing a small part of Donbass?

kek'd this is actually true

>Dear Sirs, where can I redeem this membership?
right here lad

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>imminent liberation of Kherson.
Are you fucking retarded? Do you even know, what and where this entire Kherson counterattack by Steiner was?

try maps from here:

Do you have a license for that?

500 cats not nearly enough also very few shills no thread spliting , pretty comfy

Just res him

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Remember, it ALWAYS works.

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>More kino People Republic's are gonna be formed
Holy shit yes, fuck this fucking pig state called Ukraine.
May 9th is gonna be the biggest since Stalin's victory in Berlin

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we already lost pastabro, you will own nothing and you will ze happy

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>its ozheya
Oh no chugbros we got too cocky

Russia has achieved no goals at all.

Over a month in they have only taken some rural villages in the Donbas (northern Luhansk and southern Donetsk). No major Donbas cities have been taken. No kotel has been formed.

Everywhere else Russia is losing territory. Ukraine has of course lost some military infrastructure and equipment. But NATO is giving Ukraine effectively infinite supplies. It will be easy to rebuild.

The Russian advance has stopped. Their retreat has begun (aka PHASE TWO!)

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>Is Mariupol done or are they still taking care of the last Azov?
About 7k Azov members left in Mariupol from a 15k+ force..

Bro, the reason russia is winning is because Ukraine can't resurrect people but Russia can...

>Medvechek

Is this even a valid Russian name? I thought its often Medved-something.

Someone needs to subtitle that with "so anyway, I started blasting"

Isn't Picrel the glowiest of glows?

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>369287138
Shills seem to forget images often now. Did they have a drinking party at the office?

Add to webm post?

Like:
>Azov reportedly shooting Ukrainians who try to surrender
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1648243335220.webm

?

Sorry, I think I am overloading a lot of anons with kots. But, cuteness will remain, just in a different form. Switching it up a little bit.

Stop projecting your genocide-committing tendencies on others, Jew.

Post redpills.

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What’s the actual situation on the ground? Is Russia trying to force Ukraine to negotiate? Or are they going slow to minimize fatalities?

Where's lesson 2?

russia should take at least this much. take majority of the farmlands.

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lol that is the entire city center you dumb leaf.

I salute those who cash their paychecks in Rubles

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lmao, i didn't know mariupol was a rural village

>Add to webm post?
YES

Holy mother of cope.

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>I read a comment saying bombing the redditörs was a sign of desperation.
Kek you can't be serious

Take it all, this Mod has removed the feature of puppeting shit.

They'll take anything at this point. They'll ignore they're strengthening the east and that they can go for the rest later, they're more in an optics NOW kinda mindset like how they shilled mariupol would be lifted from the siege in a counter attack

Ukraine's minimum (and very achievable) war goals are retaking the Donbas and Crimea and NATO membership.

I think considering the way the war is going Russia will be also forced to pay massive reparations. And Putin will be deposed (hopefully killed).

My dream stretch goals are the return of the historic Ukrainian Rostov and Krasnodar regions. Unlikely but a man can dream.

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I mean, it's the Ukraine so. . .

You just committed a crime by posting malicious communicatios.

Kiev is a chicken dish

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Lmao

So whats the 3rd stage? To glass Ukraine?

What Ukraine cannot recover is manpower. They have no army left, and now Russia can just walk into Donbass and take whatever they want. The Ukrainian army cannot leave Kiev or Kharkov, or else the Russians will simply walk in, but they no longer have the men to defend other areas as well.
It's unironic 4D chess, and Ukraine got checkmated.

Cat

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It's strategic arm flailing, his secret weapon

all the shill's BFs must have been in Mariupol cause they are increasing their shitpost intensity

soon we're going to find out that kiev is a rural village.

I close my eyes and all I see is GODDAMN MONKE. MAKE IT STOP BROS!

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Ghost of Kviiv became real ghost

/HfHC7xxNTSfZ4w/KKfxyiQ==/i;stub:no

>IF WE LOSE WE WIN!!

HOLY MADRE OF COPE!!

I too agree that Ukraine should be restored to its 1654 borders and that Russia should take back what it once gave to the ungrateful Ukranians

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You get to claim Mariupol when Russia conquers Mariupol. Right now Mariupol is still resisting.

Chugchuds have no victories so they claim hypothetical future victories to cope.

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You are also free to come to my house and get stabbed.

I am 80% it was confirmed by Ukraine, though I think the justification and story changed. The prevailing story might have been that SBU sought to arrest him, and when he resisted arrest, he ended up dying.

Agreed. It was likely always the goal to take the southern part of Ukraine only, it is just easier to make a deal with ukraine, if they had control of the whole country and capital.
2nd phase is properly just a half truth.

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We're taking their black soil.

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Why didn't they blur out the cat's face too?
Now everybody will know what the cat looks like.

>Just res him
No-no-no, mate. Remember Gostomel. Only Russian army has battle-necromancers.

Come on, Macaroni desperately needs something to win presidential elections.

To join NATO hohols had to regain their territorial integrity, so they started an assault on Donbass, but Putin recognize Donbass republics as an independent states and now he can legally defend them if they asked for help.
I like how retards in the west call this invasion illegal, but it's really clever and within the international law.

That claim is as fake as Jews claiming a piece of land they owned 5 thousand years ago

Russians walking around the city center. Cope seethe dilate.

AFAIU if they don't get concessions with the NATO membership, then they will be left with no choice but to
Zelensky may just watch Kyiv and Kharkiv get razed and giggle in his miami villa

tread theme
dailymotion.com/video/x5wmvl5

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These uhgers have gone to far. This is just downright disrespectful

SILA

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Please point to the part of my post that suggests, even for a moment, that Russia is losing or retreating.
Oh yeah, that too : Russia will not be retreating from around Kiev, Kharkov and Nikolaev. I don't know why shills somehow believe they will.

I like this picture a lot.

How many of you niggers got vaxxed? Serious question tiem. Looks like there are some all out fuck this world kind of faggots everywhere and wondering if it might be because you know you're fucked either way.

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YES!

Also maybe
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1648244326350.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1648244326350.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1648244326350.webm

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Let me get this straight
What basically russia did was attack a bunch of points rather than focus on a single one so they could weaken ukrainian military, therefore now being able to do whatever they want around Ukraine?

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In two weeks russia will beg ukraine to end the war

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Western officials say many things. Credibility is close to zero as recent history has shown. A tweet is worth as much as my farts.

I have a cat and I work 12 hours a day 3 to 4 days a week. Just don't get a really needy cat just get one that usually ignores you unless it's hungry or something.

SILA

Also wtf Kim knows the Drip meme.
>IT'S EITHER DRIP OR DROWN, BIDEN

>They have no army left,
strange that this no army is stopping the largest parts of the Russian army.

I want this war to be over as fast as possible. Noone is winning anything in it besides some rich faggots and (((them))). But Russia really blundered. Will they win? kinda. probably.

But it will take time and a lot of young guys will die a senseless death in what is esecially a european civil war.

Hey guys since food and groceries are about to get more expensive and scarce should I just start getting fat now while there is plenty?

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>unironically 2 more weeks
Thanks for conceding

Only idiots got the retardshot.

Don't post White movement, they were globohomo puppets.
>deposed tzar in a middle of a war
>supported (((democratic))) government
>tried to balkanize the country
>welcomed foreign invaders on Russian soil
>fled the country and supported every force that was trying to antagonize Russia

Are you sick of winning yet, /CHUG/?

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I am still unvaccinated, not even a single dose
Why do you ask?

I support the uhger genocide
GET EM ALL XI

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I need to start learning some Slavic runes after this.

i mean, we're probably getting disinformation from the russians in terms of their plans right now anyways. They may be saying this right before they make a push into the west, who knows. I mean, they were mocking the western headlines about the russian invasion right up until they invaded, so they're clearly taking the position of putting out false information to confuse and decieve.

Guys, why don't we write a little triumph song for our war hero Vladimir Zelensky? In gratitude for his victory over the Russian hordes, in awe before his unmatched courage on the battlefield and his wisdom as the leader and teacher of the Ukrainian people. I would do it myself, but I'm the second worst poet in the history of failure. Please help.

Vladimir Zelensky, mounter of a thousand hens, father of a million children, , , something like that...please help putting it into the right words. Add whatever you feel improves it. I know some of you have talent with that.

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wrong webm, the Azov interview is here
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1647722588011.webm
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Splitting Ukraine by the Dnieper never made any political, social, strategic or economic sense. You're more likely to see something like this.

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Y-yeah

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far as I know he was a very unremarkable position in his KGB days, bought West German newspapers and chatted up randos on the street
then he worked as an aide for the Governor of St. Petersburg
THEN he was appointed Director of FSB, but only lasted there for a year
then he was a Secretary of the Security Council for 5 months and 4 months after that Yeltsin appointed him to be acting President

>Russia's advances appear to have stalled
>appear to have stalled
>appear
This is BS , if they stalled they stalled "appear" etc. is just BS

Savior of the white race

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So, is mariupol under russian control now?

Wtf i support biden now

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If only they'd sent the MIGS. Without media spectacles, the propaganda machine falls apart.

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Yes, it had something to do with them being trainees or something. The current narrative in msm is that using modern weaponry is a sign of defeat, kek.

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cute is better than lewd

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>Argentina
How the fuck did you manage this? Looks like everyone down there's more vaxxed out the ass than we are, especially in red areas. Are official numbers fudged that high?

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According to officials, it seems as if russian army apppears to have stalled

We're Americans, we're already fat. Learn how to grow your own potatoes and onions though and stock up on some canned stuff.