Let's take a moment to remember Tyre Sampson

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he's a big guy

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THUMP SPLAT

>NASA
>Flyers

Probably to fat or stupid to get it closed properly. Maybe intermittent hypoxia came into play due to him being a mask fag.

>FLYERS
MY FUCKING SIDES

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>literally named tire

are harnesses racist and that's why it wouldn't close? or are harnesses racist and that's why he didn't close it?

for you

Guess that Tyre got flat

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Oof, have a (you)

UU
UU

Nigs say Tie-Ree (Tyre)

Covid would have killed him anyways.

He fell... for the oldest trick in the book.

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Watch him go splat
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Usually they just 'reeeeee'.

nice

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>NASA shorts
>Flyers shirt
>First name Tyre
This kid was destined to die like this. Also:
>ctrl-f "father"
>no results
>tfw

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Ha you made me think of Samson and he's got some fat new tracks out. Thanks for that reminder.
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Good thing he was wearing a face mask. Otherwise the symptoms would have been more severe.

someone lost a tyre would have been better

Is there a version with the Wilhelm Scream?

It's unfortunate that this nigger died to fast too feel any pain. Now his family will probably be wealthy.

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Fancy calling your child Tyre, WTF? At least he grew to fit his name, for a while. RIP kid.

1st British Paramedic on scene; "We got ourselves a flat tyre here!"

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imagine being that fat at 14 years old
you'd be constantly Tyred

if only he had eaten that burger he contemplated earlier.
It might have been enough to prevent it from going up in the first place.

That fat nigger shouldn't have ever been allowed on the ride but also he was too fucking stupid not to grab the metal bars and keep the harness pulled down.

>that really long pause before the drop
Almost looks like the operator got a warning message at the top and had to override.

>be fat male nog
>barely fit into ride seat, probably should be told to get off
>park employee doesn't want to be excused of racism and/or fat shaming
>tries their best to get the whale in
>whale dies in accident
I blame the fat black guy.

How in the everliving fuck did these wahies approve this? It's so obviously not secured it almost seems they wanted to get that fat nigga killed

He himself could've said something too

>14 year old boy
Do burgers really?

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Built for bwc

it's 100% the ride attendants fault for not making sure his harness wasn't secured.

>Florida-amusement-park-ride
SHAME IT WASN'T DISNEY LAND

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>wahies
wagies

>belligerent gorilla wants to ride even though he is too fat
>"it's your funeral"

And nothing of value was lost.

Just talking out OF my ass, but besides what obesity is, I don't think fatness is necessarily a bad sign, specially at 14.
Not everybody, even less in the US can be a Lukaku at age 14.

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